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kingclotpole wants an ugly sweater for Christmas!
“—It’s functional… For work and the holidays!”
"--Where the hell did you manage to find that, Merlin?"
[ LET'S GET XMAS-Y!
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nonsexual acts of intimacy.
♝: reading a book together
It seemed that Arthur wasn't the only one who was having difficulty with sleeping tonight. Despite the storm having long gone, it had risen tensions to where the prince was unable to settle in for the night. It had resulted in the blond wandering around the castle, catching notice of the door to Gaius' chambers opened up a sliver. The older man hadn't been in though; he recalled the court physician having mentioned earlier that there had been a sickness breaking out in the lower town, which meant that the only other person who could be there was Merlin. And judging by the candles still well lit, the physician's assistant was still awake.
For what reason, that wasn't really at the forefront of Arthur's mind. Instead, with a gentle push of the door, he peered in only to catch Merlin in the midst of reading something. The book certainly looked rather dated, though the way it had been bound certainly allowed for it to maintain a sturdy condition. A part of Arthur wondered if it was even written in a language he could discern, curiosity getting the better of him as he stepped forward into Gaius' chambers, closing the door behind him as gently as he could before approaching the other man with a chair taken into one of his hands.
He settled it next to the physician's assistant, sitting down in order to peer over the text he was looking as, surprised to see some rather lovely art of what looked like plants and animals. Perhaps a book of herbs and wildlife? Arthur looked to Merlin then, not one much for offering greetings, but he was sure the other man had grown used to his self-invitations.
"Mind if I read with you?" He asked, guiding a hand to rest his index finger right beside Merlin's own, in order to peer at the text as he did so.
* * *
♦:slow dancing
"--sorry," came an apology, Arthur grimacing as he felt his foot step on Merlin's for possibly the third time that evening. To his defense, he had warned the other man that he couldn't dance to save his life. However, Merlin insisted, saying he could transform a man with two left feet into someone who could glide the dance floor of a ballroom with ease.
And so, there they were, the blond's fingers twitching slightly as they rested against Merlin's hip, his eyes trying to focus on his feet despite Merlin guiding him to let his body move naturally and to relax. Arthur drew in a breath, and gave their intertwined fingers a gentle squeeze before he was instructed to attempt a twirl. The moment was growing, and his anxiety heightened, but as he gave Merlin that momentum he needed--not letting him go and drawing him back with a good amount of fluidity, he drew the other man close to himself and huffed out a laugh. Whether that laugh was out of relief, disbelief, or a mix of both, the blond would never understand.
"I guess I'm not all that hopeless after all, am I?" Arthur commented after a time, shifting just in time to avoid yet another tread of Merlin's poor toes.
Friendly reminder that you're just so freaking perfect.
oh my god, what, seriously. holy crap, honestly i've felt so rusty and overall terrible lately since i've been on hiatus that to get this message is astonishing and brought this giant smile to my face. thank you, nonniepants! this really, really means a lot to me.
by the way, friendly reminder, nonniepants? right back at you. <3
✖ { you are perf and i am *shrug* }
anonymously send me an ✖ if you’re afraid of talking to me and tell me why.
what. wait. hold the phone. excuse me. don't you don't shrugging yourself because the last thing you are is a shrug! you're talented, a wonderful merlin and a joy to read (and one i hope to write with someday aaaaahhh). please don't be afraid to talk to me! you can inbox me at anytime even just to say hi. i promise i don't bite! if anything i might be overly friendly which can also be intimidating, lol. ;__; PROMISE I WILL WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS.
✖ ur so whoa and i'm so oh
anonymously send me an ✖ if you’re afraid of talking to me and tell me why.
^ i think tenzin expresses my reaction best.
✖ (because you're great and amazing)
anonymously send me an ✖ if you’re afraid of talking to me and tell me why.
never ever be afraid of talking to me. tbh, you're great and amazing yourself. you're a wonderful writer, and have an awesome Merlin muse. i hope we can write more soon, and that we can also talk ooc better as well!!
Are we sending things hold on -grabs santa's sack, unloads all the ツ's over your head- there. that should cover it.
Send me a ツ if you like the way I portray my muse
The level of how bad I am with keeping up with my inbox is astronomical and I just-- (drowns in all of the ツ's)
Thank you darling s;dls;ld,fgs;ldk THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME.
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^^^^^^ THIS PRETTY MUCH JUST SAYS ALL I CAN SAY RIGHT NOW BC AHHHHHHHH. (p.s: i miss you hardcore, m'love.)
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“—God, that is disgusting!” Merlin held his arms up defensively and turned away to shield his face (effectively hiding his smile) from the murky water Arthur splashed in his direction. “You know what? If I knew you could swim properly, I’d shove you right in!”
The only alternative was to follow Arthur’s example. He reached out, cupped some water in the palm of his hands, and flung it at the blond. “What are you gonna do now?” he asked, tone coming out more challenging than he originally intended.
"I bet you the water is only waist deep at the most," Arthur replied with a huff of a laugh, after dodging the flinging of that questionable, murky water that Merlin retaliated with. Any earlier attempt at laughter would have been a mouthful of God knows what. "But it also could be neck deep and something massive might grab me and have me for dinner. Do you want to take a chance? Some kind of infected shark--does that infection even affect other living creatures aside from humans I wonder?" The curiosity suddenly grew on the blond, then.
It was then did he catch notice of an alternate path to get on the other side. It bypassed the water completely, though the climb looked rather steep with missing stairs, fallen and crumbled pieces of concrete and steel structure that had since structured themselves where they laid, among other things . Arthur gestured to it, motioning to Merlin with a move of his head. "Hey, look. It's a bit of a climb, but we won't have to do the dog paddle! We came here to scavenge for goods, right? Since we're already here, why not? Might be worth our while. And we can see who can climb the faster of the two--make things a bit interesting. What do you say?"
If Merlin wanted a challenge, Arthur would happily give it! The place seemed pretty abandoned, anyway; what could go wrong with a little bit of fun?b
It was a miracle he didn’t spit out his coffee, drop the mug in his hands, and keel over with laughter (all at once) the more Arthur stumbled over his words, trying to backtrack. Merlin held the mug to his mouth, more to hide the smile that tugged at the corners of his lips rather than to take another sip.
He looked up just in time to see that Arthur had averted his eyes and his cheeks were tinted with a delicate blush that Merlin adored very much. “I think…” He set his own mug on the desk and walked around Arthur, trailing his fingers across the blond’s shoulders as he went, until he finally leaned down to whisper in his ear. “I should be working on you, instead.”
Arthur found himself a little taken aback. It wasn't often that Merlin was directly suggestive as he was now, though it wasn't unwelcome. It said nothing for when he wanted something; the other man wasn't a shy person at all despite what appearances might've suggested. Truth be told, the blond was a much more subtle individual, hence why he had quickly averted his gaze moments earlier when his tongue decided to act upon its own merit.
Which Merlin had taken advantage of, like an alligator waiting for the right moment to strike. Arthur was quietly thankful that he had moved his papers away in order to keep his coffee from potentially spilling upon them. A delightful shiver ran up his spine when Merlin trailed fingers up along his shoulders, breath drawn in shakily as a powerful sensation spread throughout his body in a wave of hot. The grip on the mug's handle tightened ever so slightly, Arthur shifting so that he could turn his head and lock his eyes upon that of Merlin's own.
"Should you?" He murmured, pausing just enough for another sip of his coffee, as his free hand curled fingers around the fabric of the other man's shirt in order to invite him ever closer. "Well, you should probably get to that." He set his coffee on his desk then, Arthur raising his eyebrow and observing his lover appreciatively. "Wouldn't want to neglect your work now, would you?"
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Merlin placed the steaming mug of coffee (cream with two heaping spoonfuls of sugar to sweeten the brew) in front of Arthur. He took a sip of his own coffee, peering down at the papers on the desk. “What are you working on?” he asked curiously.
Arthur had been burrowed in his work, making great effort in organizing what had been done versus what hadn't been done, further dividing paperwork as to what was considered priority and what could wait. He had hardly heard Merlin make his way into the office with that inviting mug of coffee in hand up until it had been set down in front of him. It drew the blond to a gradual halt, his hunched over posture straightening while watching that hand leave said mug to further support his own.
It was distracting enough that he hadn't heard the question that Merlin had asked, his blue eyes studying the other man for a moment as he looked over the papers of line graphs and some nonsensical jargon. It was then did the question process, Arthur mumbling an impulsive, 'You,' past his lips before a beat of realization retreated the main to his steaming mug that he quickly brought to his lips to sip on. He colored a bit and averted his gaze while forcing a small chuckle and a quick stream to hopefully balance that singular, pointed identification. "--made some really good coffee!" It really was good!
...He didn't answer the question, did he?
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“—I’m not going in there,” Merlin said as he peered into the murky water, green with algae. The whole place was flooded.
He pursed his lips and looked around for a different route across. “Besides, you know I can’t even swim… Either you’re on your own searching for supplies or we look elsewhere.”
"Merlin," Arthur drawled out in a way that he knew made the other man twitch. "Afraid of a little water, are we?" Not that he was taking a dive into the water himself, the blond looking for possible detours, or even a rafter to float them across somehow. He had some knowledge of swimming--a skill his mother taught him whenever she took him along on her skirts out of the QZ in order for them to smuggle things in and out for her customers. However, he was no expert. And there was no way to tell the depths of this flooded area without going into the water for a firsthand experience. Arthur wasn't really up for that.
Nor was he up for giving Merlin swimming lessons.
He did reach out into the water with his hands, however, in order to cup some of it to throw at his best friend with a bit of a grin. "It's comin' to get ya! What're you gonna do!"