King Of The Blahblek

Shitposter Extraordinaire

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A cat in the lap is worth

[yugirimistwalker]

the world

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The universe

[yugirimistwalker]

how are you capable of moving in my stopped time

[straightpeoplereceipts]

We Rated 5 Men Who Are Definitely Not Spock Wearing Hats

5. Now, this is the lowest on our list because this is really not a hat. But given that our average human man on the right wears this hood so well, there was no way we could leave him off this list. Hats off to you, fellow human. You are a normal human being in every way, except for the excellence with which you wear your hood.

4. This cap is not my style, but the beauty of fashion is being able to enjoy it on other people. I couldn’t tell you who the handsome gent on the left is but boy, do I wish I knew. I’d have a thing or two to say to him.

3. Fedoras have earned a bad reputation recently, but “Spocko” here might singlehandedly change our minds. Don’t get me wrong, he’s no Spock—but this fedora is so charming that we might just forgive him.

2. Watch and learn. If you have unique ears to disguise, this is the perfect look for you. Worried about being found out as an alien? Don’t. This casual look will keep your identity safe. Of course, this individual has nothing to worry about. If he did have strange ears, they would be the result of an unfortunate accident he had as a child. But he doesn’t. This is not Spock.

1. Okay, fine. You caught me. All of these photos have been Spock in a hat. Are you happy now? Is this what you wanted? You’ve blown his cover, and for what? Oh look at you, you can recognise Spock. Yeah, whatever. You’re not special. But you know who is? Spock wearing this beanie.

Get out of here.

[twonshawn]

yep

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

She has a point

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:

I see a cop

Some asshole is tailgating me

[firebirdeternal]

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of  A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you.  B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and  C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

[slowdissolve]

I feel so valid now

[gaga-chronicles]

November 24, 2018 - Lady Gaga is playing Bayonetta again…

[mugiwarayoshi]

Moments before death.

[queenwhiskey]

[catchymemes]

Instagram: @pet_foolery

[porterr-robinson]

[chaoticgood-m-deactivated202202]

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

[mangospectre]

Before the day of censoring

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[demilypyro]

nsfw artists holding on to their blogs for dear life (2018, colorized)

[demilypyro]

LMAO

[jaletsplay]

NSFW Tumblr users who haven’t been terminated after December 17th:

[canape-official]

>no Best Friends Play DMC5

>no Best Friends Play Metal Wolf Chaos HD

[theballmighty]

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Danganronpa kin drama. I watched the rise and fall of Superwholock. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.