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Day 942: The Elder Scrolls VI still isn’t out yet.

Day 12: With the TES TV series’ rumored existence, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world Netflix has created.

Happy first of the skeleton war!!

fanaticartisan

i need “Happier than a necromancer in a natural history museum” to become a known phrase immediately

hermitknut

@the-tao-of-fandom: #sir if you touch the fossils exhibit i will personally kill you

thatsbelievable

My reanimated corpses have unionized. What should I do about this?

Negotiate, and be prepared to pay big money (reanimated corpses don’t work cheap).

hawfstuff

sassy lich

scribdyke-remade

in this house we hate and disrespect molag bal

Here’s my distraction for you lil traitorous buddy: MORE TORTURE!!!!! Alexa play ‘Despacito 2 for ten hours’

*a horrified expression appears on the necromancers face* “ while i still hate it...vanus has already done this several times....you cannot do more harm than he already has...”

RISE!! RISE MY SKELETON ARMY!!

Prepare yourselves!!! For the skeleton war begins tomorrow mortals!!!

#the worm speaks #marco is excited for october

Good morning lil buddy I hope your day SUCKS! Hahahahaha got em

I suggest you leave the witty come backs to Sheogorath....

500 followers woo!

Ahem.....I mean...Thank you mortals

DOES MANNIMOO MILKY WANNA SUCK MY NUTSIE WUTSIES??? OWO

NO! NO I DO NOT!!!