Hawf's Stuff

Dota 2 artist from Halifax, Nova Scotia. World's only Alien Swarm fan artist. Ask me about Dullahans.

[hawfstuff]

*Kubrick stares at you and flutters my eyelashes*

[hawfstuff]

Cultists being incinerated off screen

[demilypyro]

[onlinebeast]

Ant #189,709,928,171 of Anthill #599,198,417 has just been promoted to Lance Corporal

[onlinebeast]

War is hell

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

[craftykit]

A thought just occured to me

[craftykit]

a lot of people in the tags asking “what if I’m both” but this guy gets it

[hawfstuff]

limply types my little posts

[eggnogo]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

*explaining viper from dota to a medieval pikeman*

Aye, so thye wingede greane beaste maye useth twence pointes of manae to coate thyne shotte wyth toxines moste foule?

[redstonedust]

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

[blessphemy]

this is how morbius can still win

[hawfstuff]

this is exactly what happened with John Carpenters version of "The Thing", It was a loose remake of "The Thing from Another World" a pretty alright piece of 50's sci-fi but ultimately forgettable. Carpenter saw the potential in the story and his version is recognized as one of the greatest sci-fi horror movies ever made and has been hugely influential across multiple genres.

[robfordthemusical-deactivated20]

Remember the time it was so hot in halifax that the lampposts melted because I completely forgot to post about it when I was actually in halifax so here it is 2 weeks late

[gentlemanbones]

They just look so tired and ready to give up.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

this is an art installation

the melting point of steel is over 2,600 degrees fahrenheit

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

it was a rough summer in halifax

[hawfstuff]

[hawfstuff]

The Internet's favourite little clown

[oleskyfm]

Did you know that, despite lilo and stitch receiving extensive extended media including a kingdom hearts appearance, the alien lady never got an official name and is simply known as Grand Councilwoman? You’d figure it’s the sort of thing they’d just drop in an episode of the TV show or some comic book but nah, never. I’d blow her back out

[nyquilhabibi]

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[badassdemonsword]

[hawfstuff]

Hey wait a second I took this screenshot for the drillion twitter account

[bonivers]

revisiting an album u didn’t like on first listen and seeing the error of ur ways

[hawfstuff]

This was me with Tales from Topographic Oceans

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[hawfstuff]

Of all the jokes at Canada's expense this is single handedly the truest.