Deadly interviews
GIF by cinematicnomad
So I finally watched kingsman and holy shit eggs is hot so I made this
Thanks to @heyyitsraee for fixing my grammar ♥️
Warnings: swearing, torture, mentions of periods, mentions of drugs/roofies I think that's it lmk if I missed anything.
the mission was simple, go to the party, find the girl, and seduce her, easy. Charlie went in first with his nagging tactic which Roxy quickly shut down, Eggsy went in last commenting about how the champagne tasted weird and of course, Charlie had to start an argument about it but they were cut off when someone came to the table letting the pretty lady know she had a call waiting for her, she got up letting the group know she'd see them later.
"Budge up, Rox. I'm feeling a bit rough," Eggsy said as he took a seat next to Roxy. "You alright?" Roxy asked, to which he simply shook his head as he held his stomach.
"Sorry to eavesdrop but you know there's a much easier way to guarantee getting someone home...Rohypnol, or maybe even something stronger," the strange man said as he held up the bottle of champagne.
That was the last thing Eggsy remembered before everything went black. He woke up in a dark, damp room, tied to a chair, his shirt gone. Four sticky pads on his stomach were connected to wires like the ones you see in hospitals, except the wires were connected to a small device that the strange man from the party was holding.
"Who the fuck are you?" Eggsy asked, still groggy from waking up.
"My employer's got two questions for you, Eggsy. What the fuck is Kingsman, and who's Harry Hart?" the man asked, turning a dial on the small device in his hand. Eggsy felt a slight pain in his stomach as he did that.
"I don't know who the fuck that is," Eggsy lied, the man turned up the dial and the pain in Eggsy's stomach increased. "Every time you lie to me, Eggsy, the pain in your stomach will get worse and worse, until it hurts so much you can't breathe, is keeping the answers to yourself really worth that much pain?" the man asked as he turned up the dial again.
Eggsy let out a barely audible groan as a fresh wave of pain shot through his stomach, "Like I said, I don't know who the fuck that is and I don't know what kingsman is,"
"Eggsy, I told you what lying does, It only gets you into more trouble," the man said, turning the dial again. the pain got worse as Eggsy tried to curl in on himself which is apparently really hard when your arms are tied behind a chair.
The interrogation went on for hours, tears were streaming down Eggsy's face "P-please I don't know w-what you're t-talking about, just shut it off!" Eggsy begged between sobs; he couldn't even think straight anymore.
"No, I don't think I will," the interrogator said as he turned the dial one last time. This time it hit him hard. It hurt to breathe and he was getting lightheaded. His face turned almost purple, and yet he still refused to let anything slip about Kingsman or who Harry Hart really was.
just before he blacked out he heard a voice, it was Harry, "Alright that's enough he's not going to talk," why did harry want him to spill the beans on kingsman? Eggsy thought to himself before he remembered that he was still in training and this was most likely a training tactic.
the device was shut off, the pads came off his stomach, and the second his hands were untied he collapsed on the floor clutching his stomach in pain. " I'm deeply sorry Eggsy, but we must make sure you can handle things like this in case it ever happens in the field," Harry said as he walked into the room. "Seeing as Charlie failed this test it is just you and Roxy left, you both may head back to your bunks, as this was one of our more severe tests there will not be any more surprises tonight, you may both rest and we will continue your training tomorrow."
when Roxy got back to the bunks she saw Eggsy, shirtless, curled up in his bed, "You alright?" she asked, sitting down on the bed next to him, "Stomach still hurts." He replied wanting nothing more than for the pain to end. "How am I in pain and you're not?" Eggsy asked, confused as to why he barely had the energy to move yet she was walking around like nothing ever happened.
"Let's just say that now you know what period cramps feel like," Roxy said as she rubbed Eggsy's shoulder. He looked up at her with a horrified look, "Are you fucking serious, is that really how bad they are?" Eggsy asked, suddenly having so much more respect for the girl than he did before.
"It can be for some, mine aren't usually that bad but there have been a couple times where it has been pretty bad," Roxy stated as if it was common knowledge.
"Roxy, that is seriously impressive, but how do you deal with the pain when it gets that bad?" Eggsy asked secretly hoping she had some sort of trick up her sleeve that could help him.
"Painkillers and heating pads, I have some Ibuprofen in my bag and I'm sure Merlin has a hot water bottle around here somewhere, do you want me to go look?" Roxy asked, Eggsy gave her a simple nod and off she went while Eggsy stayed curled up in bed.
She came back ten minutes later with a hot water bottle and a glass of water for the painkillers, "Here, put this on your stomach," Roxy said handing him the water bottle, the warmth felt nice as he pressed it to his abdomen. "And take these," she said as she handed him two painkillers and the glass of water, he put them in his mouth and downed the glass of water in one go.
"It'll take a few minutes to kick in but once it does you should be feeling better, now get some rest, you need it," Roxy said, giving him a kiss on his temple and shutting his light off, "Goodnight Rox," Eggsy said, "goodnight Eggs," Eggsy smiled at the nickname, usually he hated when people called him that but the way Roxy said it almost made him wanna hear it again.