范丞丞的妾

26, Jae, Writer | 我正在学习中文和西班牙语 estoy aprendiendo español y chino. Idol Producer and Obey Me! obsessed so pls talk to me about it! Lots of tags (lowkey nsfw)

[bakwaaas]

life is so much better when u stop hyperanalysing urself and realise u can’t hate urself into being better u just have to accept ur a lil weird n fucked up slightly but it’s not that deep just live

[multifandomhoodies]

Mutuals can have my home address before discord can have my ID

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[lemondrop-princess]

Writing prompt: A person shopping, desperate to find an outfit for a friend’s upcoming wedding

Soooooo... this turned in Stardew Valley fan fiction. Please forgive me. Thank you for asking lovely!!!!

The music in the store was annoying. Some pop shit Haley didn't like. She had one goal. Find a nice dress for Alex and the Farmer’s wedding.

Alex is her best friend in all of Stardew Valley. They've been friends since they were small children. They hang out on the beach together. She spends time with him while he sells ice cream to raise money for his sports team in the summer. She shows him her photography. She listens while he rambles about sports.

She always thought it would be her and Alex getting married. They just never moved naturally into a romantic relationship. But when she saw the way he looks at the Farmer she knew her fantasy would stay like that.

It took Haley about a year to come to terms with Alex and the Farmer dating. She distanced herself from Alex for months. She avoided the Farmer for the full year. It took until Alex called her out on her weird behavior to change. She realized she didn't want to lose her best friend. She didn't tell him why she was acting the way she was. She said something along the lines of her being depressed lately. That only fueled Alex to be more in her life.

So now here she is. Standing in a store that's too expensive for Emily's meager salary. She was determined to look good. Better than good. Sexy. Haley wants to show Alex what he's missing out on. Just because she's come to terms with them being together doesn't mean she likes it.

Haley pulls out another dress from the racks. This one a strapless purple knee length dress. Not something she'd normally wear. But she figured “fuck it” and took it with her to the dressing room where 30 more dresses waited for her.

She ended up choosing a blue dress that hugs her curves. Small pink polka dots decorate the dress. She thinks Alex will spend the whole time staring at her. In reality he spends the whole time smiling at the Farmer.

[charlesoberonn]

Anime creators will design so many cool and appealing girls and then make the main character a copy-paste skinny guy with black or brown hair.

[charlesoberonn]

I see a meme with a cute anime girl. I check out the anime she's from. The main character looks like this

[roving-rover]

[c00bie]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[chwedout]

slay vernon from work ! vernon from work slay !

[diosapate]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i liked problematic tropes

[exceptionals]

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

[digitalmyyth]

pinterest simulator

[fellator]

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

[sisyphusshrugged]

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

[singswan-springswan]

woke up a little emotional about how God made day and night and the sky and the sea and dry ground and plants bearing seeds according to their kind and lights in the vault of the sky as signs to mark sacred times and days and years and birds to fill the sky and all manner of teeming creatures to fill the seas and beasts to cover the earth and creep upon it and man in his own image. it's so beautiful and for what? just because?

[zeegeetee]

Gonna be late to the concert because some people needed ketchup 😒

[kingsunboo]

Sounds fake

[kingsunboo]

Well oops

[zeegeetee]

Gonna be late to the concert because some people needed ketchup 😒

[kingsunboo]

Sounds fake

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[zeegeetee]

pick one of my favorite songs from Greetings from Your Hometown by the Jonas Brothers

Heat of the Moment

Mirror To The Sky

Backwards

Love Me To Heaven

Voting ended onSep 13, 2025