KINGZELIUS @kingzelius-blog - Tumblr Blog

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This probably won’t work

This is a link to my shop disguised as a tumblr link the only way to actaully see all the tumblr posts I have made is to search them in tumblr because my page and it’s posts are redirect links to my red bubble shop since as a platform, I hate tumblr. so im just making this really long so I can see exactly how much text goes under these because I was planning on releasing fake news stories on LEGITNEWS.Tumblr.com as a parody and basically be the onion but without all the writing bullshit and an actual article. I can just make jokes faster and have to write less which is best but ironic considering what I’m doing right now.

This is a redirect link to my shop. New sasha grey merchandise in my shop don’t really pay attention to this it’s just a cool design that required so little effort that I could throw it up in a second. If I leave this paragraph longer I can elaborate on the joke more so i’mma make this text as long as possible. I want you to click here and buy some shit. I’m literally hacking the multimedia platform but don’t worry this is only slightly illegal. thank you facebook friends for supporting me.