I've never played an Animal Crossing game in my life but here's my impression of various characters based on tumblr memes alone:
He's a real estate developer and runs his own store
People think he's a greedy landlord but he's a nice guy who lets you pay off your debts relatively quickly
Tom Nook's nephews? sons? random children he found in the garbage?
They are babies why are they running a business
Will buy your tarantulas for a lot of money when Tom is away
Does literally everything to keep this town afloat while the mayor is off collecting bugs and we don't deserve her
Has a crush on the mayor? Pansexual icon
People get mad when I play her in Smash but i think thats more because her fishing rod has insane range less because people don't like her
sing us a song youre the guitar man
his songs are actual bops
hates bugs but appreciates the gesture
if you dont let him infodump youre a monster
one is sonic the hedgehog
all their names rhyme with able but one changed her name and went to the big city
they talk about their dead parents like. a lot.
buys turnips from you and the prices change so much that sometimes it can make you rich to give her two turnips
her design is really cute i want to hug her
Flick (Flik? I forget the spelling)
STONKS 2 tarantula boogaloo
roommates with a streamer/fisherman
oh my god they were roommates
lives on a boat filled with fake art
he will sell you the fake art
he stole money from Tom Nook back in nineteen aught seven and now Tom is waiting at the docks with a shotgun to keep him away
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