Kinro.

Kinro, i am the village Guard of Ishigami Village i am the brother of Ginro //THIS IS A RP BLOG FOR DCST\\

[kinrovillageguard]

Good evening everyone, I am Kinro, guard of the Ishigami village.

@villagemultishipper wouldn't stop pestering me until i signed up for this.. News outlet

So here i am, you may contact me as you please.

//HIIIII

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@thefarmerking

@detectivesuikaaa

@elpendejomanolo

Its me !! @vega-theythem

[stone2stars]

So the other day I was out with one of my friends and she randomly started her period. Then Magma, in a stunning display of scientific illiteracy, asked 'why don't you just control it?'

Daily science reminder: that's not how biology works!

Menstruation is an involuntary process controlled by hormones. The body goes through a cycle where the uterine lining builds up in preparation for a possible pregnancy, and if that doesn't happen, the lining breaks down and leaves the body.

You can't just tell your organs 'hey, pause that.' If humans could manually control every biological function, we'd have solved a lot more problems by now!

[magmaisthestrongest]

ok smartass how was I supposed to know all that. personally i just wouldnt let my insides fall out. Id hold it in. Tf

[kinrovillageguard]

You are a staggering waste of carbon.

[kenji-iyashi]

When your partner highkirkenuinely stretches out your shirt with things you don't have so you just start sulking

[kinrovillageguard]

I wouldnt have to steal your shirts if you stopped stealing mine.

[kinrovillageguard]

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"Carcinisation (American English: carcinization) is a form of convergent evolution in which non-crab crustaceans evolve a crab-like body plan. The term was introduced into evolutionary biology by Lancelot Alexander Borradaile, who described it in 1916 as "the many attempts of Nature to evolve a crab".[2]

.....what are you implying.

[kinrovillageguard]

"Hey, sugarcube, you doing alright? Haven't heard from you in a while!"

-@beth-the-apple

Oh hello Beth. It is nice to hear from you. I have been fine it has just been a lot of work after everything that happened after the moon landing. But I have been good. Theres been a lot of changes but theyre good changes

And you? How are you Beth?.

[beth-the-apple]

"Oh, I get that. And I've been doing just fine! Been picking up some new hobbies! And, say, if you ever need something, just know I'm available. Don't overstress yourself, Sugar."

[kinrovillageguard]

Same to you. If you have any trouble or just would like to talk for a while i am also available Beth.

[kinrovillageguard]

Who do you think the most annoying person in the Kingdom of Science is?

Mmm... I respect each and every one of my colleagues. I wouldnt say one is particularly annoying

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Magma.

[kenji-iyashi]

Absolute mood. I have the same answer.

[kinrovillageguard]

He still holds that stupid victory over my head.

[kenji-iyashi]

And you know what? What you did was stupid as fuck but I still think you should've won. If I wasn't busy patching your sorry ass up, I may have given him a punch or two. But noooo. You're the goodiest-two-shoes out there.

[kinrovillageguard]

I did the right thing! And I will stand by that. The fight was over and he hit me in the back. It was stupid.

[kenji-iyashi]

Let's say you're both stupid. How about that.

[kinrovillageguard]

[kenji-iyashi]

Girl don't be petty I'm not sleeping next to you tn.

[kinrovillageguard]

....wait no. I apologize

[kenji-iyashi]

Lmfao you're so easy . You. You're gonna get it. Watch your back.

[kinrovillageguard]

...I love you too.

[kinrovillageguard]

"Hey, sugarcube, you doing alright? Haven't heard from you in a while!"

-@beth-the-apple

Oh hello Beth. It is nice to hear from you. I have been fine it has just been a lot of work after everything that happened after the moon landing. But I have been good. Theres been a lot of changes but theyre good changes

And you? How are you Beth?.

[kinrovillageguard]

Who do you think the most annoying person in the Kingdom of Science is?

Mmm... I respect each and every one of my colleagues. I wouldnt say one is particularly annoying

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Magma.

[kenji-iyashi]

Absolute mood. I have the same answer.

[kinrovillageguard]

He still holds that stupid victory over my head.

[kenji-iyashi]

And you know what? What you did was stupid as fuck but I still think you should've won. If I wasn't busy patching your sorry ass up, I may have given him a punch or two. But noooo. You're the goodiest-two-shoes out there.

[kinrovillageguard]

I did the right thing! And I will stand by that. The fight was over and he hit me in the back. It was stupid.

[kenji-iyashi]

Let's say you're both stupid. How about that.

[kinrovillageguard]

[kenji-iyashi]

Girl don't be petty I'm not sleeping next to you tn.

[kinrovillageguard]

....wait no. I apologize

[kinrovillageguard]

Who do you think the most annoying person in the Kingdom of Science is?

Mmm... I respect each and every one of my colleagues. I wouldnt say one is particularly annoying

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Magma.

[kenji-iyashi]

Absolute mood. I have the same answer.

[kinrovillageguard]

He still holds that stupid victory over my head.

[kenji-iyashi]

And you know what? What you did was stupid as fuck but I still think you should've won. If I wasn't busy patching your sorry ass up, I may have given him a punch or two. But noooo. You're the goodiest-two-shoes out there.

[kinrovillageguard]

I did the right thing! And I will stand by that. The fight was over and he hit me in the back. It was stupid.

[kenji-iyashi]

Let's say you're both stupid. How about that.

[kinrovillageguard]

[kinrovillageguard]

Who do you think the most annoying person in the Kingdom of Science is?

Mmm... I respect each and every one of my colleagues. I wouldnt say one is particularly annoying

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Magma.

[kenji-iyashi]

Absolute mood. I have the same answer.

[kinrovillageguard]

He still holds that stupid victory over my head.

[kenji-iyashi]

And you know what? What you did was stupid as fuck but I still think you should've won. If I wasn't busy patching your sorry ass up, I may have given him a punch or two. But noooo. You're the goodiest-two-shoes out there.

[kinrovillageguard]

I did the right thing! And I will stand by that. The fight was over and he hit me in the back. It was stupid.

[kinrovillageguard]

Who do you think the most annoying person in the Kingdom of Science is?

Mmm... I respect each and every one of my colleagues. I wouldnt say one is particularly annoying

...

Magma.

[kenji-iyashi]

Absolute mood. I have the same answer.

[kinrovillageguard]

He still holds that stupid victory over my head.

[kinrovillageguard]

Who do you think the most annoying person in the Kingdom of Science is?

Mmm... I respect each and every one of my colleagues. I wouldnt say one is particularly annoying

...

Magma.

[kinrovillageguard]

you should pierce your ears. It'd look sick af

Maybe.. Manolo was telling me about a type of ear decoration that would.. stretch your earlobes? And though it looks uncomfortable it does look interesting

[kinrovillageguard]

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...What. is there? A crab? Do you need assistance with one? Has one hurt you?

[kinrovillageguard]

Are you my appendix? [Leans against wall] 'cause I wanna take you out. Hahah. Get it. /flirting

...Hello Kenji. You dont have to be anonymous to flirt you know. We are dating.

[kinrovillageguard]

Ooohh why so cutie goodie-two-shoesss

Look at that face

...where do people keep getting these photos of me. I am not even sure we had cameras then.

[kenji-iyashi]

Thinking about world domination.

[kinrovillageguard]

Huh. Why?

[kenji-iyashi]

👀 👀👀 you're my world. 👀

[kinrovillageguard]

Awe...

Wait. WHat