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Todo: Ichimatsu-niisan, I wanted to ask you something Ichi: Mmh tell me Todo: Why every time theres an incest joke youre in it? Ichi: ha ha ha idk what ur talking about

lol you've made it big with the antis. some hatereader of your blog that's all about wanting to lust after an old man from gegege no kitaro has been vagueing and linking your posts as epic cringe about proshippers. he really went back years to find your blog, how normal of him!

lmao? what's he saying about me/this blog? and which old man? of the three I can think of off the top of my head, none of them I would class as wholly "anti-approved" self-ship material.

#too bad kitarou is relatively unproblematic #or I'd post something from that

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a wild anti uses an out of context screencap from osomatsu-kun to explain why bad fic and ships are terrible

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This is particularly funny because the mangaka of Osomatsu-kun has written manga with incest, paedophilia, rape and such before. In fact, he wrote a manga so problematic that he got the magazine it was published in cancelled.

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Random shipping discourse thing I just wanna say. When pro-shippers start saying "it's canon" about what ever "problematic" ship or other aspect of canon that antis are saying shouldn't exist, we're not, generally, saying "I'm allowed to ship what is canon because canon said it's okay." We don't need that allowance. What we are saying is more like "what the fuck are you even doing here in this fandom?"

When I start yelling "it's literally canon!", I'm trying to say that if you think this thing is so horribly problematic that you need to harass people making fan content to tell them to stop doing it, then you never should have interacted with canon in the first place! You don't think it has the right to exist. And that's... Well, I don't think that's really fine for you to think, per se, but if you're going to get up in arms about content that exists in the source material, then just leave that fandom. Go find another series, because you're harassing fans over the same content that you literally had to have consumed to get to this point. If you think that it's so terrible and wrong for a fictional depiction of this thing to exist, then stop interacting with content from the fandom where that happens in canon.

"It's literally canon" isn't a defense of our right to ship something. We don't need one. It means you're being confusing and bizarre and hypocritical if you think that the canon content should not only exist, but that you should consume it and participate in the fandom for it, but don't think that canon-typical content is something fans are allowed to make, and that it's apparently so harmful, it justifies harassment.

#NFTumblcryptids

according to an old /a/ thread there's a lost ecchi series akatsuka did where two matsus appear in a story! someone get the lost media department on this: twitter(.)com/papapamituo/status/676330617747836928

Link to tweet.

Dub-con tag teaming. Such wholesome family-friendly fun.

#ask #anonymous #hana chan sleeps #osomatsu san

There's also an Akatsuka manga from the early 1980s where Japan's suffered radiation from a World War 3 and it results in all the people and animals being horrifically mutated. This is ALL to set up a joke where the only normal man has sex with a woman that's fused with her car and the backseat has her vag in it. They wind up being the parents of two little car-human boys.

The Cars franchise really went off the rails after John Lasseter left Pixar, huh?

Okay, but seriously. I actually feel like I’ve seen this one? Was it Akatsua though? I tried searching, but I can’t find anything about his involvement with it.

Or anything about it period.

#ask #anonymous

I vividly remember seeing a panel in the oso-kun manga where choromatsu was making out with an old man, that someone posted somewhere with no context.

Oh! I haven’t seen it myself, but I know what you’re talking about.

It’s from The Collapse of the Sheeh! Religion, a crossover oneshot. The old man’s Kaoru-chan from Bakabon.

#maybe i'll hunt down the panel and throw it in the queue #manoessay #ask

Oh, the more I hear about Akatsuka the more I'm intrigued by him! Heard this one through the grapevine so I may have some details wrong: Akatsuka almost single handedly caused western comics to cease official releases in Japan shortly after they started. As a marketing strat, the comics were released with ones by Japanese artists too. Akatsuka was one of them and he apparently made a comic involving some highly questionable cannibalism that made people VERY upset.

I heard this a while ago and I never saw any of it so I may have details wrong but considering the man also wrote a decently progressive (for the time) sex ed book that had a number of his characters in it, it feels on brand for his sense of humor.

Ooh, so I just looked this up and it does appear to be mostly true!

The manga in question was called Caster and was published in Kobunsha’s Popcorn alongside Marvel comics. Said cannibalism chapter was so controversial, that that magazine had to cease production after the sixth issue.

A breakdown of all the chapters can be found on on the Fujio Akatsuka wiki, but here’s what is says for the cannibalism chapter:

The infamous "Human Restaurant" report. A restaurant known as "Futomomo" is interviewed and shown to harvest humans for their meat, down to even suffocating and microwaving a live baby and making a "Fetus pizza" out of aborted embryos. The owner of the restaurant is eventually butchered by his chef, ending the report.

The rest of the chapters are pretty dark too. Like, the first chapter also had cannibalism, and is about a man being fed to schoolchildren. And chapter four has a man using his daughter as a human toilet by pissing in her mouth.

It also has rapey shit:

[Director] has lecherous favor towards Assistant, and forces himself on her in the first chapter but she comes to enjoy it by the end.

Also, on the Osomatsu-kun wiki it says:

At the time of its creation, Akatsuka had stated his opinion of manga having become boring due to taboos being established, and that this series had his full responsibility.

I have always wondered what Akatsuka would think of Osomatsu-san, and after reading this... Yeah, he’d probably approve. I’m even having trouble imagining the he’d be mad at BLmatsu.

#akatsuka fujio #fujio akatsuka #caster #osomatsu san #anonymous #ask

#anyway #crossdressing chibita with a gun #Chibita #Osomatsu kun #40 Thieves #episode 2B #Osomatsu san

I saw this and immediatly thought of your blog

The context is that an nsfw matsu artist got harrased and this is what one of the harassers had to say about the content they were making.

Not sure if you know about it but its a bit of a meme on matsu twitter now.

I... I’m at a loss for words. I just... I... ???

Is this person only familiar with -kun? But even then...

...

Yeah, definitely only familiar with -kun.

Or maybe just being disingenuous. Can never tell with these people.

#though now i'm wondering if the og manga or '66 anime ever had any racy jokes #i mean #akatsuka /did/ draw iyami bathing in cum #Osomatsu kun #Osomatsu san #manoessay #ask

Hello! Did you think How the cavemen matsuno brothers would act when their little sister when she start getting Chased By a pterodactyl while she's holding Pterodactyl's Egg and Making Cute little cavegirl sounds like this "Uuuh~! Oog! Oog!("Nee-chan~! Please Help me! I don't wanna be Pterodactyl's Food!) And What happened if she try to catch a Mango from the three but it's too high. PS: She's Afraid of Highs. And she still Afraid of Highs from the present.