Ain't no rest for the wicked

Kip, 23

[itsjordanmoreno]

Uh… walk. I live close enough.. I was just so tired that going home seemed too much effort. Guess I should have stayed at work and slept there but.. -rambles-

[kipjackson-blog]

Let's just get you home.

[itscricketm]

You don’t look like an ass.. just someone who could be cold. Want my jacket? I’m not cold.

[kipjackson-blog]

Do though. No, thank you, though. M'okay, survived worse than a bit of cold.

[norahharrington-deactivated2015]

No need to apologise… you must be cold though, do you want my coat? Uhm, I’m not sure if does, but I’ll say yes to make you feel better.

[kipjackson-blog]

No, no, then you will be. m'okay, honest. Sure my shirt's somewhere...probably. Aha, don't worry. Surely it doesn't. Hope not.

[itsjordanmoreno]

Would be completely grateful if you could. I might fall over if at this rate.

[kipjackson-blog]

Not a worry. Live nearby? Or do you wanna catch a bus?

[itsjordanmoreno]

Just tired..

[kipjackson-blog]

Poor thing. Want me to walk you home?

[itsjordanmoreno]

[kipjackson-blog]

Hey...Hey, you alright there?

[alec-mccandless]

Don’t apologize, it’s fine. You okay?

[kipjackson-blog]

Pretty miserable but alive. How're you?

[norahharrington-deactivated2015]

Are… are you okay?

[kipjackson-blog]

'm good, apologies. Guess I got real drunk and passed out on the bench. Happens to everyone, right?

[coach-delaney]

Yeah, it was a real wild night.

[kipjackson-blog]

Oh? You there? Cos I don't remember much after the cops turned up. Everyone get away?

[itscricketm]

Aren’t you freezing, sugar?

[kipjackson-blog]

Am now that you mention it. Very sorry. Look like an ass. Don't sleep on benches. Pro-tip.

[kipjackson-blog]

Never looked so homeless before. Fuckin' hell, last night musta been wild. Sorry.

[mr-noahporter-deactivated201504]

I just heard one of Jason’s friends saying that I’m a DILF and I have no idea if that’s good or bad…

[kipjackson-blog]

It's a good thing. Means you're still good looking, right?

[itskadams]

Six months give or take.

[kipjackson-blog]

Six months ain't long enough if you were together for a year or more.

[itskadams]

I’m starting to doubt that.

[kipjackson-blog]

How long's it been?

[itskadams]

[kipjackson-blog]

In time.

[therealshaneowens]

No hot guys that will come home with me, how about that. Better?

[kipjackson-blog]

Alright, fair enough. Sorry for your lack of sexual partners. M'sure if you went elsewhere, you'd be crawling with guys.

[therealshaneowens]

There are like no hot guys in this bar..

[kipjackson-blog]

I'm insulted.