I don't want a candy bar you shit

[kira-kosuke]

He wants your dick lol. He wanted mine too. Be careful.

He sure is thirsty isn't he?

[kira-kosuke]

Alois wrapped his arms around him. "Give me chance will you?"

Hell no.Get your hands off me.

[kira-kosuke]

"I thought you were being nice."

As if.

[kira-kosuke]

"Really!?" Alois perked up.

Can't you see the sarcasm?

[kira-kosuke]

"Why not?" He frowned.

Obviously because you're the greatest person in the world and I am absolutely stunned at your beautiful presence

[kira-kosuke]

"Do you remember me~?"

I wish I didn't

[kira-kosuke]

Hey sexy beast.

Are you into little kids or what

[kira-kosuke]

sHUTU P KOSUKE IM GONNA SHOVE THE SNICKER SBAR UP UR ASS SOON IM SO OFFENDED RIGHT NOW >: [{ (( LOOK MY MUSTACH TURNED CRIPPL

IF YOU DARE DO THAT I'LL TURN YOU INTO THE FIRST GHOST THAT DIED AND REACHED HELL AGAIN

[kira-kosuke]

how u kno its fake wtf *takes it out and slaps it on u* now u hev my mustachio :{ )))

Because nothing from you is real, it's all a joke.What the hell, I don't want this ugly ass mustache on me

[kira-kosuke]

because im ded im a fcking ghost kosuk now do u want the moni or not >:{ (( 500 dolla *wobbles*

No I don't want your shitty ghost moneyI bet that money's as fake as your mustache

[kira-kosuke]

ccan u kill someon for me :{ )) i giv u moni

Why can't you go and kill them?

[kira-kosuke]

wait im bak ffrom the dead again i need ur help with somthing plz *dances like shakira*

Don't dance like that. It's horrifying.What do you want?

[kira-kosuke]

always so agressiv :{ )) i got u mcdonalds, a happy meal its gon turn that frown upsid down //shoves hamburger down ur throat

This so called 'happy meal' makes me want to puke. This shit is disgusting

[kira-kosuke]

i miss u big boi xoxoxo ;(

Well I sure don't miss you.

[kira-kosuke]

wtf... i forgot i was dead.... //thinks about my life choices

It's not like thinking about your shitty choices would help you

[kira-kosuke]

OMHMYOGOD IM GONAN PCALL THE POLICE FOR YOU

Aren't you dead though.

[kira-kosuke]

"It's not disgusting at all. In fact, I prefer doing it with men." Alois leaned closer, and licked his cheek. "And you are quite tasty."

What.The.Hell.