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[ofhotheads-blog]

Get to know the people in my muse’s life.

Send me a symbol and I’ll tell you about…

🌟 …someone my muse trusts. 💔 …someone who broke my muse’s heart. 💕 …someone my muse loves.  😒 …someone my muse hates. 🔥…someone my muse would die for. 💀 …someone my muse would kill for. 👻 …someone my muse considers a best friend. 💘 …someone my muse has a crush on. 🔪 …someone my muse hurt in the past. 👀 …someone my muse likes, but doesn’t trust. 💩 …someone my muse dislikes, but admires. 👿 …someone my muse used to like, but doesn’t anymore. 😉 …someone my muse has had sex with. 💋 …someone my muse used to date. 😜 …someone who makes my muse laugh. 👪 …someone in my muse’s family. 👑 …someone my muse is jealous of. 👊 …someone who hates my muse. 👫 …someone who has a crush on my muse. 👌 …someone my muse has only met once, but will never forget. 🍓…someone my muse has never met, but wants to meet. 👰 …someone my muse would consider marrying.

[kirihitc]

You have a smelly butt

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

             ❝And I suppose your                     --ahem--              derriere is like flowers?❞

[kirihitc]

I bet you don't even know how to cook, you just eat dog food with vongole--ya' shit ass

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

              ❝I can cook decently well for myself--❞                so he assumes; he never cooks more than                                 basic dishes, anyway,            ❝--and even if I could not, I could afford to eat                                  out every meal, anyway.                              What a ridiculous, uninspired notion!❞

[kirihitc]

@silencemuet || continued from here

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

           ❝Quite; I could say the same to you, Ms. Blackquill.                Alas, some of us dirty criminals are not special enough                to deserve the privilege of remaining in court, despite                           our statuses as so-called murderers.❞

                                 ❝A pity indeed.❞

           Though he doesn’t like the fact, there was no arguing                that he indeed lost. Thus, he needn’t even bother raising                                                     a fuss at her far too familiar tone.

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|| 逆転 正義 ||

Apollo didn’t mind - and he had set a couple of days a week pulling all-nighters to organise the information for Mr. Gavin. His pay was decent, true, but he was using the job as a stepping stone to become an actual attorney - hopefully for the Gavin and Co., but he was open to changing if he had to.

“Ah, right sir! I’ll take these for you - I also organized the pile of requests, so the ones you would find the most interesting is on the top here, as well as got you some contacts you can hand the others out to - Mr Grossberg is apparently free for the rest of the week, so he can handle a few clients.”

The young attorney noted, replacing the briefcase with the large mug of coffee, as well as taking the main court file from his mentor to organise on his desk for him. Sure, he wasn’t defending, but he would get to do that soon enough…right?

[kirihitc]

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

           The eagerness of his employee in red brought a chuckle out of the elder lawyer, already setting in on nursing the piping hot beverage warming his chilled fingertips. Following the leisurely stroll to his office, he set himself down in his plush desk chair, nodding at the opposing chair meant more for clients.

           ❝I appreciate your hard work, Mr. Justice. You know, not many greenhorns would put up with working their way into court. I myself won’t even bother with fresh faced attorneys -- but, you are of a different sort. I see potential in you, Justice.❞

           Mindlessly, he flicks through the case overviews left for him, marking them to be delegated to other employees, taken on himself, or to be offered to Grossberg. Despite the caffeine working it’s way through his veins, it didn’t seem to wake the man up too much. Perhaps he needed food?

           ❝I want you to review my last few cases, testimonies and evidence only, and compose a summary of how you’d proceed. I have high hopes in you, Justice, and if you impress me, I’ll assign you a case. After all, what good is your degree if you cannot use it?❞

           He avoided adding that if he didn’t impress him, then he’d be forced to cut the newbie. Can’t have his name on a failure, after all.

           Fetching a couple documents from his desk drawer, he fished out the appropriate papers containing the testimonies and evidence sheets. Handing them off, he scrawls out a few numbers -- to call and refer to Grossberg, naturally -- and rises from his seat.

            ❝I’m going to get some breakfast from that Waffle House down the road. Would you like anything?❞ he offers lazily, head quirked to the side.

[kirihitc]

You have the lamest dog ever

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

            ❝Now, this is just taking it too far.❞

                                  ❝Who are you?❞

[kirihitc]

your hair is dumb plz cut u klav faker

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

            ❝This insult is so uninspired that I cannot                even decipher it. Please try again later,                perhaps when you have a better handle                                       on the English language.❞

[kirihitc]

you're not klavier gavin, asshole

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

           ❝Astute analysis! Tell me, have you any other                             exciting revelations to share today?❞

[kirihitc]

your hair is so fake, no one ever wonders where the bleach is when it's laundry time. they just say, "drats! kristoph has stolen our bleach again for his nefarious hair plans."

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

           ❝I assure you, it is a genuine color. Have you               not seen my own brother? We share a similar                                      hair tone, no product involved.❞

               Whoever these masked strangers are will                    indeed get what’s coming to them.                                             Kristoph is quite sure of that.

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Excuse me, Mr.My-only-friend-is-a-dog.

Don’t you play dress up, too? Hypocrite 

[kirihitc]

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

         ❝I have plenty of friends, Ms. Skye! Like... ah...

             ❝That’s irrelevant to the matter at hand.                                          No, I don’t. I am an adult.❞

[kirihitc]

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

            ❝Ema Skye is a three year old and nothing                             will convince me otherwise.❞

[kirihitc]

Are you parents dead because they were disappointed by their failure son, or because you're a little bitch?

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

            ❝Come now, there’s no reason to insult my                 brother. He’s got quite a bit going on for him,                 even if the rock star career he’s taken on is a                                                                     bit… unrefined.❞

             ❝And, I should say… there’s no reason to make                  an enemy out of me. After all, I find most come                                                 to r e g r e t such a decision.❞

[kirihitc]

You're so hot, you denature my proteins.

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

            ❝Thank you, I suppose.❞

             No, he doesn’t know what she means.                                         No, he’s not going to ask.

[cfmusings-blog]

                 and if i show you what’s INSIDE,                                 will you run away and hide? 

[perceivedxjustice-deactivated20]

@kirihitc wanted a starter!

|| 逆転 正義 ||

He was finally a lawyer! At least - in profession: he never actually did any defence work, nor does it look like he’ll do it anytime in the future. He didn’t really mind: He wasn’t ready for it, anyways. When compared to his mentor, The Coolest Defense in the West, he was a useless rookie. 

Apollo was snapped out of thought when he noticed the mentioned Gavin walk through the door, where he got up and helped in preparations. 

“Good morning Mr Gavin! Here’s your coffee, as you like it, and here’s the list of clients that want your defence this week.”

[kirihitc]

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

          Dead tired. Absolutely, utterly exhausted appeared the famed defense attorney. His current, main-focus case documents in one hand, briefcase the other, as Kristoph pushed his way into his firm. Despite the utter exhaustion radiating off him in waves -- seriously, just look at his somewhat out-of-place hair! -- he couldn’t bade away a genuine smile at his bright eyed and bushy tailed employee.

          Ah, to be young and ignorant again; how nostalgic.

          ❝Thank you, Mr. Justice,❞ he says, nodding towards his own office. ❝Can you please carry them for me? I’d like you to look over a few of my past cases, today, anyway.❞

          Still, he can’t hold back a yawn, eyes set on the nourishing caffeine to perk him up for the day. After all, he’s no twenty-something who can stay up all night without breaking a sweat anymore. Thank god for eager-to-please, fresh-out-of-school interns willing to do menial jobs for decent pay. 

[kirihitc]

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

             ❝I wish I had a better understanding women.❞

[kirihitc]

"Eat your heart out, Klavier"?? More like eat /me/ out, please

{{ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｗ ｉｓ ＡＢＳＯＬＵＴＥ

         ❝!❞

               ❝...Rather forward of you, ah, Ms. Skye.❞