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“i can’t talk right now i’m doing hot boy shit.” he’s looking for a bathroom to poop.”

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@kisekisho
@chakrabit
“i can’t talk right now i’m doing hot boy shit.” he’s looking for a bathroom to poop.”
a note has been left at the uzumaki's door. the handwriting is bold, and in all caps. you can practically hear rock lee's voice in the words written: NARUTO-KUN YOU LOOKED SAD TODAY. I HAVE ACQUIRED TWO HOT SPRINGS TICKETS FOR US TO ENJOY THIS AFTERNOON. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE OTHER PLANS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION FOR YOUTHFUL BONDING. -RL
NARUTO COMES BACK FROM GETTING SOME MILK! when he finds the note on the door. this . . . he takes it up. eyes narrowed and eyebrows scrunched as he reads it over several times until what it says finally sticks. “RL?OH - IT’S ROCK LEE! the weirdo... what’s this about youthful bonding?” he scratches his head because the wires are crossed and they are NOT connecting. “a hot springs. oh that sounds fun. i’d be down.”
he pockets the note and makes a mental reminder to find RL (rock lee) sometime later to confirm the plans! @uglyanswer
johseon:
they’ve stood in the store at least for ten minutes & yet, all of the shelves seem lined with similar, inconsequential items. he wasn’t sure exactly why naruto thought this would be their best bet, although he wasn’t sure enough as to argue otherwise. ❝ what should we buy sakura - san for her … birth date ? ❞ a momentary pause follows the last two words, dark eyes blinking before he continues, unchanging tone flowing into the next question. ❝ what is the significance of a birth date anyway ? ❞ / @kisekisho ♡
“HMMMMM,” naruto hums, rubbing his chin as they perused perfume bottles of various shapes and sizes. the scents were a tad overwhelming. he couldn’t smell the jasmine from the cherry. but he was determined to walk away from the store with something in hand. or else the excursion would be a failure! he cuts his gaze to sai, the question catching him a bit off guard. but not because he was surprised sai asked such a thing ---- mostly, because naruto didn’t have a quick answer.
“uh, well. not sure. i don’t really celebrate mine so i don’t really find it a big deal... but others do! it’s supposed to be a time to remind someone you’re thankful they’re here , and ya love them. stuff like that. can you smell this?” he grabs a bottle that says lily of the pond and holds it out for sai to try.
@johseon / happy birthday!
“SA ! GUESS WHAT! ” naruto has a present behind his back. or well, presents! he’s worked very hard to gather these paints + sketchbooks together. it required a little sneaking out of the village and traveling but . . . a man on a mission never comes back empty handed! “i gotta surprise for you. happy birthday!” he extends his hands to present the present, crudely wrapped in yellow paper and tied together with a brown strign.
@inlife
@inlife ramen?
HS YEARBOOK AWARD : graphic request meme, naruto + nicest smile requested by @sougu
“My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen. I hate the three minutes you have to wait while the water boils. And my dream is to one day become a Hokage. Then everyone will have to respect me at last.”
@deathrisen
“ jason. do you think frogs can cry ? ”
episode 93/episode 438
✧ naruto red uzumaki hair ✧
screencap redraw challenge!!
i love this family so so much 🥺
Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his four foot tall Fuinjutsu scroll full of questionable techniques.