whatever

idk man just look around    

[gotouda]

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

[satelliteduster]

[teenscoolest]

[scandalousdouchelord-deactivate]

[prankprincess123]

Maribel: *was 5yo and thus doesn't remember Bruno much* What's up with our missing uncle?

Delores: *was 11yo* I mean, he's kinda weird, gave me a prophecy about being in a love triangle someday, and lives in the walls talking to himself, but he's still our uncle.

Camilo: *was also 5yo* HE'S A SEVEN FOOT TALL DEMON WITH GLOWING EYES AND HE AND HIS EVIL RAT MINIONS WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!

[burning-quesadilla]

Mirabel: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Camilo: Thank you


Mirabel: I didn't say that was a good thing

Camilo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[newshoes]

[c1504]

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

[bus-a-looey]

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

[fashionistaflower]

ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?

[snowys1349]

it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!! 

[fashionistaflower]

[baracknobama]

LMAO I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THEM LOAFERS

[artsyolivia]

[dailylouistomlinson]

Robin Hood-Pub via Facebook - 09.12

[femalevillain]

honestly if i saw harry styles wandering around in a forest i would think he was some sort of river goblin

[femalevillain]

the responses to this post taught me a lot like most harry styles fans actually know he looks like a troll doll but they love him anyway. fascinating

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[iwantcupcakes]

The Mermaid (2016).

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

what the hell

[unclebeanbag]

I need to watch this now. 

[megapuddi64]

it’s a hilarious film

[h1234567890-deactivated]

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy

[mr-styles]

MSG. 2012 // 2018 // 2021

[lilnasxdaily]

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