Cold Brew

#Keldorfans unreality blog run by @itsabirbe

[kitayze]

look back down /:

is that you down there

[kitayze]

gosh life is so lovely and joyous I love my life things are looking up🥹

[kitayze]

your life.

so close!!! The joke is actually this commission. I have to do it as a link because tumblr will #getme 😘Thank you to my anonymous supporter please never buy from me again I can't have this on my page

[keldor-fan]

oh fucking hell my goddamn fucking eyes. who the fuck wanted to kill me again please. do it

[kitayze]

I mean I did warn you🤔 Maybe you can score yourself some brownie points in that battalion of yours yk they love this kind of thing

[keldor-fan]

when the fuck did you give any fucking sort of warning. and how fucking gay do you think middle aged army fucks are

[kitayze]

I mean it's... the army....

[keldor-fan]

...the human. army. do you. know fucking nothing of how shitty they are to damn queers?

[kitayze]

does Owen Keldor realllyy count though? Really?

[keldor-fan]

okay who mentioned keldor. how is he relevant. are you trying to make zero fucking sense or what

[kitayze]

well yk. its art of him. so hes kind of relevant. because its him.

[keldor-fan]

what we were talking about is that my platoonmates are not interested in seeing art of shirtless men.

[kitayze]

👀I wouldn't be so sure of that but I also can't tell you why specifically I know otherwise or we're both getting doxxed. So... I have to stop us there.

[kitayze]

your life.

so close!!! The joke is actually this commission. I have to do it as a link because tumblr will #getme 😘Thank you to my anonymous supporter please never buy from me again I can't have this on my page

[keldor-fan]

oh fucking hell my goddamn fucking eyes. who the fuck wanted to kill me again please. do it

[kitayze]

I mean I did warn you🤔 Maybe you can score yourself some brownie points in that battalion of yours yk they love this kind of thing

[keldor-fan]

when the fuck did you give any fucking sort of warning. and how fucking gay do you think middle aged army fucks are

[kitayze]

I mean it's... the army....

[keldor-fan]

...the human. army. do you. know fucking nothing of how shitty they are to damn queers?

[kitayze]

does Owen Keldor realllyy count though? Really?

[keldor-fan]

okay who mentioned keldor. how is he relevant. are you trying to make zero fucking sense or what

[kitayze]

well yk. its art of him. so hes kind of relevant. because its him.

[kitayze]

your life.

so close!!! The joke is actually this commission. I have to do it as a link because tumblr will #getme 😘Thank you to my anonymous supporter please never buy from me again I can't have this on my page

[keldor-fan]

oh fucking hell my goddamn fucking eyes. who the fuck wanted to kill me again please. do it

[kitayze]

I mean I did warn you🤔 Maybe you can score yourself some brownie points in that battalion of yours yk they love this kind of thing

[keldor-fan]

when the fuck did you give any fucking sort of warning. and how fucking gay do you think middle aged army fucks are

[kitayze]

I mean it's... the army....

[keldor-fan]

...the human. army. do you. know fucking nothing of how shitty they are to damn queers?

[kitayze]

does Owen Keldor realllyy count though? Really?

[kitayze]

your life.

so close!!! The joke is actually this commission. I have to do it as a link because tumblr will #getme 😘Thank you to my anonymous supporter please never buy from me again I can't have this on my page

[keldor-fan]

oh fucking hell my goddamn fucking eyes. who the fuck wanted to kill me again please. do it

[kitayze]

I mean I did warn you🤔 Maybe you can score yourself some brownie points in that battalion of yours yk they love this kind of thing

[keldor-fan]

when the fuck did you give any fucking sort of warning. and how fucking gay do you think middle aged army fucks are

[kitayze]

I mean it's... the army....

[kitayze]

your life.

so close!!! The joke is actually this commission. I have to do it as a link because tumblr will #getme 😘Thank you to my anonymous supporter please never buy from me again I can't have this on my page

[keldor-fan]

oh fucking hell my goddamn fucking eyes. who the fuck wanted to kill me again please. do it

[kitayze]

I mean I did warn you🤔 Maybe you can score yourself some brownie points in that battalion of yours yk they love this kind of thing

[kitayze]

your life.

so close!!! The joke is actually this commission. I have to do it as a link because tumblr will #getme 😘Thank you to my anonymous supporter please never buy from me again I can't have this on my page

[kitayze]

hey who wants to hear a joke

[kitayze]

It’s finally done…. I need to offer significant apologies for when I get home. Because then It will be revealed

[kitayze]

meowmeowmeowwwwwmeow

i do not meow. For I am a sophisticated canine creature who will not stand for this disrespect. grrrgrgrrrrrrr

[kitayze]

April 17th, 16:22

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[kitayze]

don’t let the hater hellborns get you down king we stan owen keldor until we die

wow gosh thank you twin 🥹 Miss that guy fr

[kitayze]

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[kitayze]

this girl 4 sure just has sum freak ass parasoical rlatioship, tlking all 'i hve another' like b 4 real

I know I'm pretty and amazing and it must be painful to know I'm off the table but you don't have to headcannon me as single😣 there's enough of me for all my loving fans😿

[kitayze]

Who would want to date YOUR disgusting ass

your mom

[kitayze]

its friday.