Britt Takes a Tumble

britt || 38 || Saskatchewan🌾🍁Canada {🧵: @ragtimeroastbeefy} 'If you yearn enough, you ass gets fat'

[laurenbudoren]

I got a breast reduction lol

[brittface]

I had a reduction four days ago like how does the internet know to show me this depraved shit.

[brittface]

Sometimes your eyes do a thing only instead of seeing the future like Raven, you see the past and it’s you dancing on a speaker and these are the words and I am BEWILDERED.

[summercrane-deactivated20201109]

Visit Original Link

[brittface]

‪Bought a floppy drive so as to explore my collection of unlabelled disks. The first one I explore is pics of Beanie Babies in both gif and bitmap format because I guess 1998 me had her priorities in check like I’d say it’s on point for a ten-year-old with undiagnosed OCD.

[champagnemanagement]

[themyscrian]

when a woman designs an outfit for women VS when men are allowed to do it

[jin-broadshoulders]

[frostbackcat-deactivated2021031]

Stop letting men do things 2k18

[profusedinmelancholy]

Never not reblogging

[gonda-deactivated20210511]

Best post ever

[kyloren]

#relatable Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis

[90sto2000s]

The Mickey Mouse Club

[brittface]

So like I watched this shit as a kid and they did a skit about how stepping on the crack will break your mother’s back, and while I was familiar with the phrase, seeing it played out made me genuinely fearful of stepping on cracks.

[victorsatoru]

Grandma… It’s me, Anastasia!

[mahboi]

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

The Big Lebowski (1998) dir. Joel and Ethan Coen

[ben-walker-deactivated20230713]

do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move

[brittface]

Every time I have to pee at work.

[okaymad]

[brittface]

I’m still alive hello everyone

[gaws]

[plumgall]

Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

[kittenfossils]

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

[leecario]

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

[adonischildsupportcase]

[quickweaves]

I’m glad I watched this