Kittens (and ninjas) out of the bag

DEAD ACCOUNT

[kittenninja14]

hey so. um im planning on no longer posting. so yeah.

to all my followers i love you all and thank you for being amazing!!

To all my moots: @iwasbored777, @berryblu-soda, @crystaleclipse10, @wisteriixa, @hijabiwriter, @nickelwick, @pchelka09, @imtotallynotinsane896, @rinkunokoisuru

thank you girls so much for everything!! Yall mean sm to me and I love you all sm <3 Thank you for everything! I won't be posting but occasionally i'll be on tumblr so if yall want we can still ocassionally chat in the DMs. but yeah thank you all sm for making this journey memorable and fun!! I love you all sm <3

[coolgirl]

April 27th → Jason Todd’s death anniversary

[kittenninja14]

you missed one…

[catastrophicalcat]

Absolute BatCat!

Absolute Batman #13

[crime-scene-psychic]

golden age comic panel that has aged like a goddamn fine wine

[kittenninja14]

@comicbook-panel-detective

[arkhamsause]

Happy Halloween Jason! <3

[little-miedzwiedz]

I have no idea whether to laugh or sob

[aymmgreen]

so mira's sleeping bag is an asset from a different animated film because they cant create a new asset because of budget reasons 😭

[dictearchive]

[rudjedet]

Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost

The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction

The Dendera “lightbulb” is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity

We didn’t find “““copper wiring””” in the great pyramid either

Hatshepsut wasn’t transgender

The gods didn’t actually have animal heads

Hieroglyphs aren’t mysteriously magical; they’re just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)

The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasn’t homogeneous

Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which are “there is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicity”

[thatlittleegyptologist]

The carvings at Abydos aren’t modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit

[rudjedet]

‘No soot on the ceilings and walls of the Dendera temple!’ is actually because of extensive restoration works and not because Egyptians were in on shit like Baghdad “batteries”

While the Egyptians were fine-ass astronomers they didn’t align any of their enormous and/or important buildings to modern star constellations, because constellations look very different now than they did ~5000 years ago 

The pyramid is the simplest, sturdiest shape with which to build and many different cultures discovered this in their own time. There were never any weird fish humans/aliens involved

[rudjedet]

The sphinx of Gizah is only an approximate 5000 years old; the 10,000 year/rain erosion nonsense is proven hokum

Speaking of that particular sphinx, the Napoleonic expedition is not responsible for its missing nose

Akhenaten was not a “heretic” by contemporary standards

Ramses II appropriated a lot of his predecessors’ buildings/reliefs and isn’t really deserving of the epithet “the Great”

The Battle of Kadesh ended in a stalemate (twice)

[rudjedet]

While they had feline deities throughout their history, Egyptians didn’t actually worship cats themselves. This was a later Greek/Ptolemaeic addition

It was not, in fact, practice to shave off eyebrows after cats died; Herodotus lied about that

Herodotus lied about a lot of things and many misconceptions about ancient Egypt can be traced back to his Greek ass

[rudjedet]

I can’t believe I forgot my favourite Hill to Die On

Seth was not the god of “evil”, and despite his chaos providing a foil to order, he wasn’t completely villified until very late in Egyptian history, when he became associated with despised foreign enemies

[rudjedet]

Hats off to the few of you who’re reblogging this with tags saying you’re going to check my claims later. You make me not entirely despair of this hellhole.

Here are some vetted Egyptological books/sources (that are by and large appropriate for a lay-audience) you can find most, if not all of the above:

Lehner, M., The Complete Pyramids

Wilkinson, R. H., The Complete Temples of Ancient Egypt

Hornung, E., The One and the Many: Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt

Dunand, F. & Zivie-Coche, C., Gods and Men in Egypt

Kemp, B., Ancient Egypt: Anatomy of a Civilization

Bard, K., An Introduction to the Archaeology of Ancient Egypt

Stevenson Smith, W., The Art and Architecture of Ancient Egypt

Kitchen, K. A., The Life and Times of Ramesses II, King of Egypt

Sweeney, D., Sex and Gender (in Ancient Egypt)

McDowell, A. G., Village Life in Ancient Egypt:  Laundry Lists and Love Songs

Te Velde, H., Seth, God of Confusion 

[rudjedet]

Guys do me a solid and reblog this version instead of continuously asking for sources on the other versions thanks

[chronic-backpain]

Excuse me please post ancient erotica link

[rudjedet]

hey it’s not my fault people keep reblogging the version without it!

[reibub]

they make me SICKKKK (in a happy way)

[gorefatale]

Wait this is so important to me

DC more brotherhood content please and thank you

[sockiepuppetry]

GET FNAF'ED IDIOT

Silly halloween thing 👻

[robstaryeah]

Dickkory by @r0seb3rry_

[24hrsoda]

Batman & Robin: Year One #12

[g0tham-gal]

Daily reminder that the joker isn't your uwu silly clown boy, he's a heartless killer who has caused the deaths of countless innocent civilians <3

[nitewrighter]

How would you write your version robin and starfire’s first meeting, and star trying to convince him to kiss her to learn English (and any other languages robin knows)?

Starfire: *feverishly looking around*

Robin: Okay--Okay--calm down, look, I'm sorry we had to pull you off of those guys, but we don't kill people down here. I mean--okay yeah humans kill each other all the time, but when we can avoid it we--

Starfire: Na-she z'roch essfahrnath! Taran vo koch! *gestures at the sky* Vo koch!

Robin: ...right. Alien. That's okay. You're not the first alien who's landed here. *fishes a communicator out of his belt* Okay, I'm going to call a friend, and then we can probably start to figure this out. *points at sky* FRIEND.

Starfire: *hesitantly and skeptically* ...Furrend.

Robin: Yes! Friend!

Starfire: Narras 'furrend'... sa va shol? *hovers off the ground slightly and gestures at her floating feet*

Robin: '...does the friend fly?' *does a little hop* Va shol?

Starfire: *snickers*

Robin: Look, I'm doing my best here, alright?

Roy, offscreen: Robin, she like, almost murdered those guys and you're playing charades with her.

Robin: JUST LET ME WORK, SPEEDY. *glances back at Starfire* Va shol? *strikes Superman flying pose*

Starfire: *face lights up with recognition* Ras! Ahhh--um...*makes a fist and gestures at her ring finger* Esfarra... *lights up a starbolt next to her fist, imitating the glow of a Green Lantern ring*

Robin: Green Lantern! You know what Green Lanterns are!

Starfire: Gurin Lantrin? Na sha Oa, ras? *gestures at the sky*

Robin: Oa--Yes, Green Lanterns! *mimics the Green Lantern ring and with one fist and mimes creating a construct with the other hand* Vwoooom....

Donna: *quietly* Oh my god.

Starfire: *tilts head* Furrend Gurin Lantrin?

Robin: Yes! Friend Green Lantern! *starts dialing a frequency into his communicator* This is great. We'll just call up the Green Lanterns, and--

Starfire: DAKKO! *swats the communicator out of his hands*

Robin: Ow! Jeez! That hurt! I thought you--

Starfire: *slams her mouth onto his*

Donna: ...woah.

Roy: ...what the fuck.

Cyborg: Um, should we, like--?

Robin: *.013 seconds of flailing before being overcome by general befuddlement once he realizes this is... weirdly clinical for a kiss. Thorough, but not what you'd call passionate. But also she is very warm. And strong, but despite her previous violence there's a strange sense of safety in her arms. And she smells a little bit like ozone and orange spice tea. And she's scared, and so hurt, and so lonely. Somewhere in the midst of that kiss, he can feel a loss and a fury as all-consuming as his own. But of course she's holding back. There is a burning inside her that he cannot begin to fathom, but at the very least, he wants to understand.*

Starfire: *breaks out of the kiss, breathing raggedly* Don't call the fucking cops.

Robin: *dazed* Buh...?

Roy: *cupping his hands around his mouth and yelling* ROBIN I THINK GREEN LANTERNS ARE COPS. *immediately gets punched in the arm by Donna*

[multibatshipper-deactivated2026]

One of the most interesting things when getting into comics and reading the most popular arcs and stories first is that you’re always wondering “Why is batman acting like that” then you start getting into it more and discover sheer ATROCITIES and tragedies that have befell this man in the recent past that Do, in fact, Explain Why He’s Acting Like That.

Like yeah, a person who only read utrh will say batman was acting cold or whatever but there is an entire web of trails and tribulations happening in the background😭 It was set smack dab in the middle of a literal universe wide crisis, Bruce’s eldest has been suicidal for the past 6 months and his CITY JUST GOT WIPED OUT BY A NUCLEAR BOMB, hasn’t even been a year since Bruce’s friends betrayed him so badly that he created a whole system to monitor them cause they lost every shred of his trust, a system which was then taken over TO KILL EVERYONE. All the rogues and villains have formed their own fucking union in protest of what the Justice League did behind Bruce’s back. AND THEN the father of his youngest son Robin got killed in his own home by fucking CAPTAIN BOOMERANG out of all people.

Like yeah, NO WONDER HE’S NOT COMPLETELY THERE.

[batgun]

Nooo literally. I’m glad we’re talking about it. I love Jason. But he was barking up the wrong tree the whole time he returned back to Gotham. That wrong tree just also happened to be in Bruce’s own personal hell.

Everything he was scolding Bruce for had legitimate reasons it didn’t happen.

- he didn’t kill the Joker?

He wanted to. Superman stopped him. He had diplomatic immunity. He doesn’t think he should have that say over people’s lives. He’s traumatised by the death of his parents and doesn’t want to be responsible for deliberately killing someone.

- he replaced Jason after he died horrifically, putting another child in the position?

Not really. And it was a necessary thing that should’ve happened. Bruce was having a violent crashout. The man would killed dicks parents was released from prison. He needed a reminder of what he was fighting for. And everyone was in fact pushing his hand, including said child.

- nothing about his death had changed anything?

Yes it had, his death changed everyone that loved him significantly, mostly for the better, and he would’ve known that if he wasn’t dead. It was the single most traumatising thing to happen to Bruce since his parent’s death. And Gotham is so corrupt that for everything fixed another thing is broken. Which Jason knows.

Bruce was going through the worst time of his life trying to piece back together Dick, helping Tim with everything that had happened to him, actually losing ANOTHER ROBIN, figuring out the whole JL problem AND SINCE THAT CLEARLY WASNT ENOUGH Jason Todd his biggest symbol of his failings shows up and fucking hates his ass.

Like imagine you get your dead son back and living again after years of mourning and missing your child, who was the only thing that keep you going for a time, that you couldn’t save in time, that you blame yourself for… and then he shows back up and wants you punished for it.

Like Bruce, man, I’m sorry all of this is happening sweetie. You disappear into that shell of protection against emotion that we call Batman. Put up your walls bb <3

[kittenninja14]

[pinkiemachine]

DicKory Wedding!

I said I’d get around to it eventually 😊