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[dadbodbensisko-moved]

sisko loving baseball is literally so weird. like imagine your boss was obsessed with like jousting or something. he talks about jousting all the time, when you go into his office he picks up his jousting stick and just kind of holds it while he talks to you, and then as you get to know him he starts inviting you and your coworkers to go watch simulated jousting videos with him. then one day his bitchy rival from college shows up and reveals that he not only learned jousting, but taught it to his employees. like he did this JUST to torment your boss, despite the fact they havent seen each other in YEARS. so your boss challenges the bitch to a jousting tournament and he just??? signs you up??? so you learn how to joust, you joust against the bitch rival and his employees, and then you lose

[dadbodbensisko-moved]

#wait they lost? lmao thats hilarious#ds9

@spocksautismdiagnosis and then they have a party to celebrate their loss

[annikasevenshots]

i'm ngl that is GOOD SHIT TO ME 🤌 forbidden clandestine relationship being challenged in the face of danger???? THE COMEDIC POTENTIAL OF THE CREW KNOWING BUT PRETENDING NOT TO, AND AT THE SAME TIME HIDING IT FROM STARFLEET BRASS?????

MMMMM SIGN ME TF UP 🤝🤝🤝

[giffingthingsss]

I headcanon Janeway at the spa. Cucumber slices, music. Her communicator on silent.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Won't tell you which camp I fall in.

[wizardshark]

Coward. You're on Tumblr we know the answer

[regionalpancake]

[reginaldqueribundus]

Michael Burnham be like: this is my sexy boyfriend who can talk to animals, this the mushroom guy, these are my bridge lesbians, this is my first officer who went through second puberty and no longer fears death, and this is the genocidal dictator I dragged here from an alternate universe whose history of war crimes and cannibalism I overlook because of unresolved guilt at letting my version of her die and she's fine with it cuz she can use me as a second chance with her adopted daughter whom she murdered for treason,

[writing-prompt-s]

“Never get a human drunk.” An old galactic saying, that most heed. Your ship’s captain didn’t. Now, your multi-million-dollar, state-of-the-art railgun corvette is spinning through space, speakers blasting the human song “Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie!” and guns firing to the beat of the song.

[myenterpriseisparked]

Sometimes a family is a starship captain with a death wish, a dad-joke cracking commander with marvelous facial structure, a severely telepathic space pixie, a space troll who cooks, a Serious grandpa who pretends like he doesn’t tell bad puns on the sly because he’s Serious, an underappreciated Handsome Boy, a history nerd with a car fetish, an angry smart lady who would LIKE EVERYONE TO STOP TOUCHING HER STUFF THANK YOU VERY MUCH, an asshole opera singer, and a recovering former cult member that everyone has a crush on

[whatmikamakes]

I see a morally ambiguous middle-aged woman who's a menace to society and suddenly my knees just give in

[giffingthingsss]

[jonathanarcher]

[jonathanarcher]

[rosalie-starfall]

Star Trek: Voyager

1995-2001

[teenagerposts]

this week on buzzfeed unsolved…

[stonedtrek]

[sapphosewrites]

I have looked at this chart of when DS9, TNG, and VOY take place in relation to each other so many times recently, I wanted to share in case it’s useful for others

[asteriski]

[memesfromthealcove]

[kitty79301]

[spikestartrek]

Riker: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this.

Worf: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

Riker: Worf, no-