KJP Rejects

Quotes I found whilst doing KingJamesProgramming that just didn't seem quite suitable.

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I frequently drill my daughter’s organ

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56:2 Blessed is the man that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and put it in the sepulchre of Abner in Hebron.

This sounds like it could be an actual Bible verse; sadly it contains no programming references.

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thine ass shall be violently taken away

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the LORD God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and ye shall eat your flesh

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7:6 Then Jesus went thence, and departed into a mountain to pray, and not to me only, but unto all them that sold and bought in the temple

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The telephone itself is made of skin

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2:20 Daniel answered and said, O Daniel, I am now going to the telephone

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As a result, the butter hadn’t set with the cucumbers right… Anyways, I made a covenant before the LORD

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and they brought down the king from the house of the LORD thy God, to keep his salivations from running all over the foot pedals.

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Try knocking on any door in America and hand them cash. I can guarantee you won’t get the same reaction if you knock on a door and offer Peter, a lion tamer

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8:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Even so will I give to you for damages, costs and expenses, including legal fees.

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32:31 Pharaoh shall see them, and shall enjoy her sabbaths, as long as all references to Project Gutenberg are removed.

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43:30 And Joseph made haste; for his bowels did yearn upon his brother

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7:2 Thy navel is like a bit of smoke coming off the edge of a big, bad building.

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"My friend here will tell you that he will bring home thy seed, and wateredst it with thy might; for there is none like unto thee, O Lord, among the people

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114:7 Tremble, thou earth, at the presence of the priests

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Well-designed computational systems, like well-designed automobiles or nuclear reactors, are designed in such a way as to not allow side effects or aliasing