salt air and the rust on your door

main @harveylius i never needed anything more

[kklysa]

hello kalysa nation... this is tumblr user harveylius on a new account LMFAO 😓

i believe my old account was wrongfully terminated out of nowhere earlier today, which is why all of my posts are gone without a trace and you can't find my blog anymore

i submitted an appeal so hopefully it gets reinstated, but that shit works like 25% of the time and knowing my luck it might not at all, so for the foreseeable future this is now my main. if we were mutuals on my other account, please reach out so i can follow you again!! i don't want to lose any of you kalysalings

rest in peace harveylius april 2026 - july 2026 😭😭💔💔 we had a good run baby

[kklysa]

as of today, my account has been recovered!! 🥹

if any of my new followers on this account would like to follow me on my main, please feel free to over at @harveylius

[kklysa]

kaykay right where she wants to be

i'm gonna cry 😭😭💔💔 THIS IS SO FAWKING CUTE 😭😭💔💔

[kklysa]

alysa’s birthday is soon… is it time we start a ritual for a kaykay birthday post 👀 #ikshewouldntbutagirlcandream #droughtsobadnowdays

omg kalysa hivemind strikes again... i was just #thinking about alysa's birthday too... 👀

[kklysa]

Whenever someone tells KK that Alysa is out of her league she enthusiastically agrees with them while Alysa is quietly annoyed on KK's behalf. But if someone says that KK is out of Alysa's league KK will resort to physical violence cause "do you have eyes, have you seen that woman??"

i lowkey can't even imagine a universe where kk is out of alysa's league in any way because like... i fear that she does NOT deserve all that 😔

[kklysa]

alysa who has a billion different skincare products for both morning and night and kk who has. facewash.

most of the time kk has facewash but... usually it's just... water and a dream...

[kklysa]

Just saw Brand New Day omg my brain is full of Kalysa Spiderman AU thoughts

i would say please do share all of them but unfortunately i haven't seen it yet... 😔

[kklysa]

she is so cute and beautiful like i'm literally going to die

[kklysa]

Alysa wears KK's zodiac constellation as a necklace/ear cuff

AWWW this is so cutie pie yes 🥹

[kklysa]

Alysa is the type to be grossed out by her own affection. They're cuddling and suddenly Alysa has to fight the urge to cringe at herself (but she wont stop cuddling cause she isnt crazy, no one would willingly leave the arms of their big hot strong gf)

one second alysa is like all over kk and won't stop clinging onto her... and the next she won't even look in kk's direction because she's too embarrassed at how she was acting 💔

[kklysa]

before they start dating, alysa posts kk for girlfriend's day one year ("as friends") and kk literally loses her mind over it but decides to play along and post alysa too as a joke

and then later when alysa gets asked why she did that she's like "i have no fucking clue why i did that"

[kklysa]

youknowwho

someone should draw this as k*lysa... 😳

[kklysa]

gf’s day and alysa posts the most atrocious goofy ahh picture of kk meanwhile kk posts the most gf material picture of alysa #ilovetheirstupidinlovetandemsomuch

but alysa's post has like a really cute and meaningful and well-thought out caption with the perfect song meanwhile kk's is like "gf day 🥰" or something and she doesn't even tag alysa

[kklysa]

alysa posting this while kk smirking behind her

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS4hkcEW3/

i love this headcanon for them so much 😭

[kklysa]

her big brown puppy eyes

[kklysa]

very oddly specific and based of a fic i read:

some big event happens blah blah blah, a coma or a death, and kk blacks out. she wakes up in 2022. realizing she has a do over, she acts differently during the gold medal game, and POSSIBLY starts talking to alysa earlier…. hhehhh hahh…… her teammates are noticing a change in her demeanor. okay? okay 😇

wait this is such a cool idea twin 🥹 OKAY YES. OKAY INVOLVE ME.

[kklysa]

paparazzi!alysa where she only photographs famous hockey player kk for the pay not knowing that kk’s alrdy set her eyes on this photographer with raccoon hair and is stalking her every move #obsessionau?

would you guys kill me if i said that i've actually been wanting a stalker au for them... 😔👀

[kklysa]

KK milks tf outta Alysa's brands deals

"Hey babe I kinda need a new (preferably Nike) hoodie"

"Aw man my blush ran out, if only I knew someone who could get me a new one"

"So... my sister really wants a LV purse"

And Alysa says no every time but does it for her anyway

HAHAHA I LOVE THIS

i don't know why i never thought about the fact that alysa has so many brand deals and probably gets free shit from them all the time 😭 she comes home with like boxes full of free merch