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lyftblr rp blog for my thirteen oc trustttttt 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇 run by @w0rst-to-ever-do-it ⋆˚꩜｡✮⋆｡°✩

[kleptoparasites]

awesome lyft haul w my bestie

yeah idk how much this was lmao

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lyft haul :3

bro i thought i fucking posted this

im kinda goated but i am DEFINITELY getting kicked out of there in the next liek year lmao

$144 (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[kleptoparasites]

I NEED TO GO TO A MICHEALS

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guyyssszzzzzzzz 👀👀👀

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haul from yesterday

im so goated liek 3 mediumish haulz in a row this is sick im so good at this

[kleptoparasites]

borrowing haul from yesterday n 2day :3

$69.50 (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

[kleptoparasites]

borrowing haul :333

bought 1 monster n the rest was liek free craaaazyyyy sale O⁠_⁠o

my friend was right next 2 me the entire time n didnt even notice im goated esp cus i literally js dropped it in2 my bag liek girl were u even lookin??? =⁠_⁠=

anyways got all dis + 2 tests when i got back 2 school + theater performance 2nite + wearin a top my dad told me not 2 im actually the best fuck you (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[kleptoparasites]

lyft haul (⁠ ⁠/⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠)⁠/⁠♪⁠♪

guys im so back

i only bought one monster everything else was free :3

total cost was some bullshit number i dont know i dont care

[life-ennder]

i think completely pre transition trans people should be able to wear one tiny little pronoun pin and get gendered correctly every time. i think cis people should be transitioning just for the fun of it if they want to. i think you should be able to walk into any pharmacy and just buy hrt. i think that little boys should be able to sit in circles and play with dolls and paint each other's nails and make friendship bracelets. i think that little girls should be able to play with flaming monster trucks and play football and get competitive over video games. i think that arson (he/it/paw) should have paw's identity respected and treated as completely normal. i think that we should normalize neopronouns and weird genders and being weird or unusual in general. you should be able to explain your weird one of a kind xenogender to the least queer person on the planet and they should say "oh that's cool!! haven't heard of that gender before". you should be able to wear a tail in public you should be able to make out with your computer if you want i don't fucking care. i love transgenders i love neurodivergent people i love furries i love everyone outside the norm i love freaks i love nerds i love everyone.

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haul

i bought the perfume n frog but the rest r from claires i js go behind those rotating shelf things w like earrings n shit on em n drop it in my pockets or bag also i got a bunch more stuff but i was w my friend so she made me get stuff 4 her

this is a roleplay 4 my thirteen oc ik tumblr wasnt like a thing when it came out stfu

[kleptoparasites]

they..... r.... onto...... me.......

[stellastar-17]

active on l1ftblr april 2026???

[kleptoparasites]

born to shoplift from hot topic, forced to live where there isnt one on the ISLAND

[yumdrywall420]

At Walmart rn . Shoplifting .

[kleptoparasites]

i need to go to the mall with all my friends that lift like right now

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I NEED TO GO TO A MICHEALS

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hi

hello?

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HIII ARE YOU HEARING ME HIIIII WHY AM I GETTING 0 NOTES ON MY POSTS HERE HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!