drinks from the simpsons rated
bartās hot cocoa marshmallow
is it still technically a drink? who cares! grampa wanted a slice and i do too 10/10 skittlebrau
iām still waiting for some artisanal craft beer company to crowdfund the actualisation of skittlebrau 9/10 malk
brittle bones are a small price to pay for all that vitamin r 7/10 the all-syrup super squishee
this drink comes with consequences. are you prepared for what that might mean? 5/10 shelbyville turnip juice
turnip juice is a real thing apparently? who looked at a turnip and wanted to drink it? 3/10 homerās morning glass of syrup
my teeth are crying 0/10 margeāsĀ homemade pepsi
an undefinable and unknowable entity ?/10 lays liquid potato chips
iāve got questions and theyāre all about how i can forget i ever had to think about this 0/10 worcestershire flavoured soft drink
carbonated worcestershire is truly a cursed concept 0/10 a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a manās hat
the bartender requires you to sign a waiver before he serves you. this drink takes you to a strange new place where the man whose hat you are drinking from tells you the meaning of life in a way you are never able to articulate after you regain consciousnessĀ number eight/10
this is, obviously i think, the best post on this site. we all can stop posting now. i feel such relief
now hold on just a minute, op forgot a few essentials
tomacco juice
tomacco was the produce made by homer, when mixing tobacco and tomatoes after putting a plutonium rod in the ground near tobacco and tomato plants. considering tomacco was highly addictive, repulsive + possibly deadly 0/10
flaming homer/flaming moe
the secret ingredient in the flaming homer and flaming moe is krustyās non-narkotik kough syrup for kids, probably more addictive than tomacco but everyone seemed to love it so 9/10
ned flanderās hot cocoa from the simpsons movie
this is the same cocoa that made bart mutter āoh my godā 22/10
