YOUR VERY OWN 2D GIRL ☆

uwaaa tapeworm (*/∇＼⭒)

[kmkzgirls]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ "If you don't believe in yourself, believe in me!"

ten / pluto / eimi

listography bsky lastfm @wiretugging (mutuals can ask for my personal blog)

previously millquetoast, seisyuncomplex !

[adonischildsupportcase]

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[turtles-allthewaydown]

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

[willgrahamscock]

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

[willgrahamscock]

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

[willgrahamscock]

and english is their 4th language

[redstonedust]

when you think about it a rollercoaster is probably safer than a car. i mean you crash any vehicle going over 60mph and youre likely to be gravely injured so id rather be in one thats stuck in a tested loop and not driven by my road-rage prone mother. this is why im about to make a bold new proposition for public transport,

[abalidoth]

guys check it out I'm gonna evaluate the limit of this rational function

[abalidoth]

l'hôpital

[rnismatch]

0 levels abstraction: Angry video game nerd

1 levels abstraction: Irate Gamer

2 levels abstraction: Demented Player

3 levels abstraction: Ruined Commander

4 levels abstraction: The Absent Conscience

[ooppo]

If you use the excuse that you don't listen to rap cuz it's "overstimulating", but still listen to vocaloid/hyperpop/heavy metal/EMD, etc, I do not fuck with you and I think you are a repulsive, racist human being. And I especially don't care if you use your neurodivergence as an argument; at the bare minimum that is covert racism and it is on YOU at the end of the day to check your cultural biases and to think before you speak.

[no-nuance-polling]

To your knowledge, have you ever seen a clip/snippet/song or full episode/movie of any My Little Pony show? (any generation)

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[rupurteblr]

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

[hiveswap]

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

[aflo]

We need a mona lisa emoji for when you want to express an unknown emotion

[oneheadtoanother]

Maybe this will give some of you the motivation to give rap a chance