Know Pain

Ind. Priv. Sel. Nagato / Pein. Please read rules before interacting, thank you! Sideblog to setsukix

[okinasekai]

                                                          written by Ashley

[kncwpain]

Nagato,do you love Konan romantically?

          ❝ No. She is my best friend. ❞

[kncwpain]

*Throws a cream pie into Pein's face* HA you just got pranked Akatsuki lapdog!

          ❝ There is a special place reserved for you in Hell. ❞

[setsukix]

                             I’ll show you how to live again                             and heal the brokenness within.

                                            Kabuto Yakushi || Setsuki Kuromizu

[kncwpain]

hitokugutsu:

     Gaze narrowed into thin slits. Few knew exactly what Sasori’s true body appeared like, and while Pein was one of the extremely small handful, it was rare for him to be asked so bluntly to remove his treasured armor.

     His suspicions rose, but there was no helping it. With a burst of smoke Hiruko was reverse summoned back into its scroll – as the immediate area cleared it revealed the puppeteer quietly rolling up the parchment and returning it to the depths of his sleeve for a later time.

     “… This best be important. You know I dislike leaving Hiruko unless I must.”

          There wasn’t even enough time for the puppet boy to finish his sentence before Pein raised his hand and opened his palm.

                    ❝ Almighty Pull. ❞

          Allowing the puppet to be pulled towards himself with such a great force, Pein grabs the cloak and tears it from Sasori’s body. Step one. His eyes shifted down to the navy pants, they were next. There was no escape, Konan was right around the corner to prevent him from leaving if he tried. 

[kncwpain]

hitokugutsu:

     “Then get on with it… I don’t have all day,” Hiruko snapped, wooden stare focused entirely on the Akatsuki leader. He’d very nearly left just moments before, but had been forced to stop in order to cater to Pein’s wishes.

          ❝ I need you to step out of your puppet, first. It’s rude not to address me directly, Sasori. ❞  He’d simply ignore the frustration of the puppet boy’s tone, there was only one thing on Nagato’s mind, and that thing is the only priority right now.

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[kncwpain]

          ❝ Sasori, I need to speak with you. It’s urgent. ❞  He pretends not to know about Konan hiding skillfully out of sight nearby.

[oc-things]

Your character is a sass master

[kncwpain]

mekamis:

“Well, what else are his legs attached to?” a sincere question. Would he have butt-cheeks too? And did he actually spend time creating the perfect butt? So many questions left unanswered.

           ❝ ... ... ... ... ... ... Do you want to go and find out? ❞

[kncwpain]

Deidara: can you pass the salt?

Pein: can you complete a mission for once?

Deidara: ……too much salt.

[spacebunx]

Okay throwback to the Akatsuki era when everyone was still alive in the group though, those were truly the golden days.

[kncwpain]

heavenlypaper:

@kncwpain continued from x

“You didn’t really give me an answer. Do I have a dirty mind or are you a dick?”

         ❝ I am not a dick. ❞

[meezumaki]

[kncwpain]

"Does the E in your version of Pein stand for EdgeLord? I feel like it does.."

@uzumaki-zenjiro

         ❝ EdgeLord? What is this you speak of? ❞

[kncwpain]

Don't be such a pain.

@sunaheiress

          He was waiting for the ‘in the ass’ part, but when it didn’t come, he sighed, somewhat relieved, but still highly irritated. ❝ Pathetic. ❞

[kncwpain]

Dealing with all these idiots must be a real pein in the ass

           ❝ Another ass joke. How unoriginal. ❞  It’s only unoriginal because he already made an ass joke about Sasori and so now all ass jokes are copyright to Pein™.