༘⋆La Manchaland's Manager!༄

Is that Jason Voorhees from F13???

[knightoflamanchaland]

" I have conceived an idea most ingenious! "

---------------------------------------------------------------------------ᯓ★ Greetings, people of Tumblr! It is I, Don Quixote! I have been called forth to this app, since Bari hast spoken about it to me; and also, since my Kindred, Sancho, is also here as well! I hope to have a great time here, and you can also ask me anything thy hearts desire! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------ᯓ★ Rules

This is a joke ask blog; don't expect me to be in character 100%

freaky jokes are fine unless I get uncomfortable with it.

be civilized, or not. go crazy

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Notes!

I have read all of Don Quixote, so I will get those references.

Mod speaks like this

yeah that's it lmao

[knightoflamanchaland]

How did you come into existence? (As a Bloodfiend)

ah, drinking blood from a manor, of course! I couldn’t resist the hospitality~!

[fixerofjustice]

<A simple formal letter arrives to the Ms. Don Quixote.>

Dear Don Quixote.

It is with great wonder to inform you that you've been sought out by the prestigious school in the city. "Hopes Peak Academy" For your gift of Ultimate Fixer!

We hope to see you next semester and hope that we will nurture this talent into something truly beautiful!

AUGHEUAUSUAHAHHXUSUAUSSUUS

O HMGNS FOAKGLODNAOGNSKOZNGLAK

[knightoflamanchaland]

SANCHO! DO NOT FALL FOR THEI VILLIANOUS TRAP!! SANCHO!!! SANCHOOOO

[theknightoflamancha]

Adventures with Don Quixote (Part 1)

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[fixerofjustice]

... @knightoflamanchaland . Can you please stop being an idiot and fight back. It's really not that difficult of an ask.

[knightoflamanchaland]

Ha, but where’s the fun in that, squire?

[fixerofjustice]

The fun in it is that you don't get mauled.

[knightoflamanchaland]

My Kindred, you worry too much, it is just a bear!

[fixerofjustice]

... @youwillgalloponward . Please assist me getting Father into line.

[youwillgalloponward]

“Just a bear…” Please have some sense. You have sufficient enough power to fight back yet you choose…not to?..

[knightoflamanchaland]

I am… simply giving it a head start!

[fixerofjustice]

can i have a premium pass to la manchaland pretty please

I t'would reccomend asking such a thing to @knightoflamanchaland instead, good anon!

[knightoflamanchaland]

such a thing only goes to those I know! Apologies, anon.

[theknightoflamancha]

Adventures with Don Quixote (Part 1)

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[fixerofjustice]

... @knightoflamanchaland . Can you please stop being an idiot and fight back. It's really not that difficult of an ask.

[knightoflamanchaland]

Ha, but where’s the fun in that, squire?

[fixerofjustice]

The fun in it is that you don't get mauled.

[knightoflamanchaland]

My Kindred, you worry too much, it is just a bear!

[theknightoflamancha]

Adventures with Don Quixote (Part 1)

Visit Original Link

[fixerofjustice]

... @knightoflamanchaland . Can you please stop being an idiot and fight back. It's really not that difficult of an ask.

[knightoflamanchaland]

Ha, but where’s the fun in that, squire?

[knightoflamanchaland]

함께 걸어요, 행복한 시간 신나는 북소리 맞춰 고민도 걱정도 없어 화려한 카니발 라만차! (라만차!) 빛나고 싶다면 여기 환상과 기품의 공간 (프리티 앤 원더풀~) 울적해진다면 여기 찾아와 말해봐 터놓고, 편하게! (포 유어 멘탈!) 인간들도 혈귀들도 다같이 발맞추면서 영원토록 이어지는 축복의 퍼레이드 (즐거워! 행복해!) 다함께 불러요 노래 지어요 웃음 한가득 고민도 걱정도 없이 여기는 축제 속 라만차! 퍼레이드!

hi Mafalda

[fixerofjustice]

Windmill.

...

@knightoflamanchaland

[knightoflamanchaland]

none of your proverbs this time, Sancho? ah, very well, I shall rematch this very beast and win! onward, Rocinante!

[knightoflamanchaland]

why do you nono like water :(

Bloodfeind :(

[knightoflamanchaland]

Father...

...So, how are you doing..?

fell asleep about like 2am thanks crime and punishment

[knightoflamanchaland]

how the fuck do you make a murder weapon look charming?

(Talking about your fangs)

is this an attempt of flattery?

[knightoflamanchaland]

researcher here.

If I were to get a blood fiend that has had two kindred and then clone him could he produce two more kindred? What if I were to clone him before he made two kindred could the copy produce two kindred?

I haven’t a clue what would happen, as to my knowledge, not such has happened before!

[fixerofjustice]

Fdo you ever

Likeee

Thunk that maybe

Uh

Me no know

Brainnnotwork

Xat on mee

Illuyyayay

Mod here... Father please go rest. Don't drink monster again. We have ADHD that stuff makes us explode

Edit: NEVERMIND. My friend copy/pasted something from my Malkuth blog ( @control-and-history ) that I posted after that one incident where I didn't eat for over 24 hours. This was not Lunar. This was apparently me actually

[knightoflamanchaland]

that is NOT me twin 😭😭😭😭

[youwillgalloponward]

FATHER ( @knightoflamanchaland ) HAST DEPARTED TO A THEME PARK OTHER THAN LA MANCHALAND. MOTHER WHAT DO WE DO IN THIS SITUATION. HE HAST BEEN GONE FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. DO WE NEED TO RETRIEVE HIM???

We shall venture off to find him and bring him home. He need not to visit unknown lands…

[knightoflamanchaland]

Yes, Miss Bari! I shall come home posthaste!

[knightoflamanchaland]

sir don quixote! thou art delightfully charming, and i admire thy valiance greatly!

Thank thee, kind Anon!

[bisexualwario]

after reading a bunch of classical literature i’ve decided to revive the concept of knighthood all by myself

[bisexualwario]

who the fuck is donkey hotay