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CHAOTIC EVIL IS UPLOADING POPULAR SONGS LOOPED 400 TIMES AND TELLING PEOPLE IT’S NOT PROTECTED UNDER FAIR USE BECAUSE HAVING AN HOUR LONG CUT TRANSFORMS THE MEANING.

#OPPRESSION IS THE FACT THAT IT FUCKING WORKS.#YET ANOTHER REASON IT'S A SHAME I DIDN'T DISMANTLE THE HIGHBLOOD SYSTEM BEFORE I WAS MERCILESSLY SHANKED THROUGH THE AIRBAGS.#AND THEN DUNKED INTO A POOL OF LAVA.#AND THEN BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A CLUB.#GOD MY LIFE IS FUCKING TRAGIC.#// Violence ment //#// ask to tag ! //

mmmskulljuice

You can train for years to fight a clown, studying their strengths and weaknesses, devising your plan of attack, but nothing can quite prepare you for the real thing

#ALTERNATIVELY TITLED IT: CHAPTER 2

IS IT APPROPRIATE TO CELEBRATE ONES OWN DEATH DAY WITH A SWEET CONFECTIONERY, OR WOULD A SMASHED MEATPIE BE MORE OF A MORBID REPRESENTATION.

#I DIED THE SAME DAY AS CRONUS' BIRTHDAY.#I REMEMBER BECAUSE THE LAST FUCKING THING I DID WAS BUY A SHITTY PAIR OF CROCS FOR HIM.#PROBABLY ONE OF MY BETTER GIFT GIVING ENDEAVORS.

deusexcervidae:

None! JusT normal musHrooms! And onlY THe fIrsT TIme!

BuT far Too manY Is How manY.

IF THEY COME FROM A GOLEM THEY’RE MAGIC MUSHROOMS, SORRY, NO TAKEBACKS.

#I CAN'T BELIEVE MY MATE GROWS MAGIC MUSHROOMS!!!!#THE TROLLCOPS ARE GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS ONE #THIS'LL BE THE MOST DRAMATIC EPISODE OF TROLLCOPS EVER.#deusexcervidae

deusexcervidae:

OH, sure, If You leT THem grow lIke some kInd of amaTeur.

EXACTLY HOW MANY SHROOM GOLEMS SPONTANEOUSLY AROSE FROM YOUR MAGIC FRONDS, VIZCAI.

#WILL I FIND A MUSHROOM IN THE CRACKS OF YOUR CUDDLEPLATEAU WHEN I FINALLY GET BACK #THAT MIGHT RUIN THE PALE MOOD #BECAUSE I'LL SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING #deusexcervidae

theracrest-deactivated20220707

knightofnxthing replied to your post: I once anImaTed a musHroom golem and IT was noT…

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT IN YOUR OWN HIVE ON YOUR EXPENSIVE FLOOR COVERINGS

WHY noT?

knightofnxthing

WELL I’M TOLD SPORES BECOME AN ISSUE

#deusexcervidae

edward-glock40-hands

#THIS PISSES ME OFF IRREVOCABLY AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.#WHAT IS IT ABOUT THESE RIBBITBEASTS THAT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH THEM

araknoid-blog1

knightofnxthing:

WRLL DRAT, THERE’S NO FUCKING HOPE FOR OUR POORLY BUDDED BUDDYSHIP NOW.

#I’M KARKAT. IT’S A PLEASURE TO MAKE MY AQUAINTANCE I’M FUCKING SURE.

y0ur certainty is n0ted

im aradia serket 8ut t0 spare every80dy the c0nfusi0n y0u may refer t0 me as arakne

knightofnxthing

SERKET, HUH?

HAVEN'T MET AN ARADIA SERKET BEFORE.

#// karkat: immediate apprehension

araknoid-blog1

knightofnxthing:

DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT MY HANDS OVER YOURS ON THE KEYBOARD AND SPELL OUT SOME SPOOKY OMINOUS SHIT OR WHAT.

#DO YOU HAVE A YES; NO; HELLO AND GOODBYE KEY FOR ME TO USE?#I GET TO HAUNT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU DON’T SAY GOODBYE AND I DONT WANT TO WASTE SUCH A GOLDEN FUCKING OPPORTUNITY

i d0 n0t, n0. m0stly 8ecause thats imp0ssi8le

knightofnxthing

WRLL DRAT, THERE'S NO FUCKING HOPE FOR OUR POORLY BUDDED BUDDYSHIP NOW.

#I'M KARKAT. IT'S A PLEASURE TO MAKE MY AQUAINTANCE I'M FUCKING SURE.