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Alice can you please come pick me up my hovercar is out of power and my mom is refusing to pick me up. :(

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New trend known as "Jest-ing" has been running rampant across knighton's towns, where children (roughly between the ages of 12 - 16) appear to be dressing up as Jestro, notorious terrorist against knighton, and decking innocent knightonians in the face with banana-cream pies. Authorities have tried to curb this horrid outbreak, but none have succeeded due to slipping on various banana peels. Who is baking all of these pies!?

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knightonian stock market has completely collapsed, gold coins are now worth next to nothing. skill issue for you rich people out there. (*cough*RICHMOND*COUGH*)

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Skies are cloudy today and there's a good chance of rain all over the kingdom! The weather may be down down down, but the mood of knightonian citizens is up up up since King Halberts most recent celebration! In upcoming news, a rampaging squirebot who thinks it's a washing machine!

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Update Clay Moorington has been brought back from the dead and slaughtered at least 30 innocents.

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Skies are cloudy today and there's a good chance of rain all over the kingdom! The weather may be down down down, but the mood of knightonian citizens is up up up since King Halberts most recent celebration! In upcoming news, a rampaging squirebot who thinks it's a washing machine!

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Alice blushed, hotter than the surface of the sun, "Lance! You're embarrassing me on live holovision!" She yelled, Lance laughed "but you're so cute when you're all flustered like that!" he teased, "Alright alright, how about this babygirl, you, me, and a romantic knight in my luxurious mansion with no helmet haired reporters, full of nothing but statues of my handsome face, and paintings of us together." He offered, "R-Really? ... well If you insist!" Alice agreed.

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HOW DO I DELETE A TUMBLR POST.

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Alice blushed, hotter than the surface of the sun, "Lance! You're embarrassing me on live holovision!" She yelled, Lance laughed "but you're so cute when you're all flustered like that!" he teased, "Alright alright, how about this babygirl, you, me, and a romantic knight in my luxurious mansion with no helmet haired reporters, full of nothing but statues of my handsome face, and paintings of us together." He offered, "R-Really? ... well If you insist!" Alice agreed.

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nvm we got remarried.

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NICE

and now don't quarrel anymore pls

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We'd never quarrel in our lives! See! Look how happy we are in each others company!

If that doesn't say "Perfect marriage", I don't know what does!

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nvm we got remarried.

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me and herb herbertson are getting a divorce.

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A few weeks ago, a mysterious anon went around asking various artists across knighton to draw characters with "Birthing hips". A term that implies they want to see characters drawn with a nexolicious quarterhinders. This mysterious anon, much to the surprise of everyone, gained quite the reputation and has since been named the "birthing hip" asker. Reports say many tried to mimic their nefarious deeds, but were later caught by knights across the realm and forced to pay for their sins. Later today, live on KNN, we'll be joining the NEXO Knights in their investigation to find this infamous criminal and bring them to justice! Stay tuned!

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Lance richmond has just been "cancelled" on twitter for an oddly insensitive tweet towards chickens, the chicken community of knighton is outraged. If you ask me, I think this is scandalous, Lance richmond can do no wrong, those chickens probably DESERVED IT those stupid egg laying sons of

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I frfr forgot this account existed, herb changed the login info on all the accounts after we gave lance richmond more money than him.

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Filming of the brand new "Golden Castle" movie begins today! Everyone is so excited to see Knighton's very own NEXO knights acting out the inspiring works of Ned Knightly! Iv'e heard our beloved Lance Richmond is starring in the movie as Ned Knightly himself! I'm so excited!!

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Sunny skies today and monsters roaming all over our kingdom, as usual, i'm so sick of my job and it already just started. They don't pay squirebots enough shit in this town i swear to god.

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Alice Squires here, pre-reporting a murder that is about to happen! Herb Herbertson, count your fucking days!

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BREAKING NEWS! Attack on knighton?!

Sorry we didn't update yesterday! Here's the latest on the knighton news network! Yesterday, Jestro the royal jester led his army of magma monsters to the castle walls in an effort to DESTROY the kingdom of knightonia! The newly graduated knights of the realm stood at the gates in an attempt to stop him. The battle seemed to be a losing stride for our knights, but it would seem Merlok the magician (now known as Merlok 2.0) gifted them magical NEXO powers to defeat Jestro's armies! Thank goodness we were saved by the NEXO knights, I was worried there'd be a monster at my doorstep!