no thank u

[mayabeeillustrations]

[jazz-hip-hop-deactivated2019111]

your 20's: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.

[saltykillua-moved-deactivated20]

couples in movies: good morning babe ilu so much!!!!!!!!! lemme make u breakfast darling!!!!!!!!! let’s do something together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actual couples: wake up. where is my sock

[sinfullvibes]

[periwinkledungarees-deactivated]

I think about fucking you way too much

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

Who wants to love me back

[croptopshawty-deactivated201909]

When your boyfriend walks in the house and tries to ask you about your day but you just listened to Lemonade

[knotyourmom]

Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

Me: I am the backbone of this household

[rihannafenty]

[king-shitt-only]

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

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[cj-twig-deactivated20241014]

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

[todes-stille-blog]

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

[brndnslvra]

[onlytwitterpics]

[sugarwifey]

y’all act like girls are psycho for showing emotions like grow up

[shopjeen]

[fannylikes]