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Signals | She/it, 24 | Lab technician

[koboldware]

Hanging out regularly with lab perverts is all fun and games until your drink gets spiked with something that makes you leak like a faucet nonstop

[koboldware]

*Sinking too much time into work* Ough I'm so burnt out I need to take better care of myself

*Sequestering myself off in my free time to jack off and eat fried fish* Ough I'm so understimulated I need to hang out with the girls more

*Spending my weekends and evenings out in pubs, basements, and my coworkers' bedrooms* Ough I'm so overstimulated I need more routine to my week

*Sinking too much time into work* Ough-

[koboldware]

Good morning koboldfucker nation

[koboldware]

Oughhhh my everything hurtssss

[koboldware]

Do not sleep with a mountain wyrm the day before your performance review

[koboldware]

Post retracted actually she was my performance supervisor. The limits of my genius know no bounds.

[koboldware]

Oughhhh my everything hurtssss

[koboldware]

Do not sleep with a mountain wyrm the day before your performance review

[koboldware]

Oughhhh my everything hurtssss

[koboldware]

05:00: Crawl out of my nest in a very diligent manner 05:30: Commit atrocities to a pile of bacon & eggs 06:00: Back in the fucking building again! 06:15: Spa time with the girlies 🤤 07:00: Cold, wet, unloved 07:15: Cancel that thought there's coffee 08:00: It's been a hard day at work. Pass the yuri! 09:00: Working for real now. I love my solutions #mysolutions

[koboldware]

I'm going to get so much coworker pussy, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

[dragonpervert]

everybody should eat dragon pussy Today

[koboldware]

hands you my labradorite sample

Oooohh...pretty....

[koboldware]

I have no idea how to go about asking such a thing and I feel bad about it but I kind of desperately want to feel one of my furred kobold coworkers' tailpoof thingies. They just look so soft...

[koboldware]

SHE LET ME TOUCH IT

[contemptible-scoundrel]

no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg

[swirly-glasses-sciencegal]

Good news, test subjects!

*sexual moaning, accompanied by the rhythmic, wet sounds of getting fucked, plays for several minutes over the PA system*

[daylights-rain]

I fucking hate working here

[koboldware]

I have no idea how to go about asking such a thing and I feel bad about it but I kind of desperately want to feel one of my furred kobold coworkers' tailpoof thingies. They just look so soft...

[koboldware]

I felt really underqualified at first (impostor syndrome is a bitch) but now I've had to tell three separate coworkers on three separate occasions not to put malachite in their cloacae.

[necrowyrm]

KOBOLDS CAN'T BE MEN EITHER!!!!

[albva]

⚠️attention all kobolds

its dragon tummy slapping time

[albva]

THEY DIDNT FUCK !!!!!