certified dragon pervert

everyones favorite perpetually horny dragonthing 23 years old. :thumbsup: minors please keep yer distance thanks

[dragonpervert]

friends can hit it raw tbh

[dragonpervert]

mutuals also

[cannilesbianism]

there needs to be more art of cute girls embarrassed about their boners .

[hghhhhh-big-boys]

This is how some of yall will end up if you keep liking and reblogging my posts

[dragonpervert]

you know yer good at building in minecraft when someone says they would Absolutely have sex with whatever it is you made

[calebwittebane]

[aqwult]

[argumate]

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[pitchburgh]

good or not, would anyone else WANT your url?

MANY people would want my Tumblr handle

a small handful of folks might want my Tumblr handle

I'm the only one who wants my url (positive)

Honestly? I don't even want this url myself

Voting ended onJun 1

[bimbofaildyke]

Reblog to rub your wet soapy tits together with prev

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

[escuerzoresucitado]

[woolandflax]

They are shy because she is so beautiful

[sludgebitch]

this thing contains the divine spark. it evolved from ancient ungulates like whales did

[saintsofgraves]

sorry guys a few days turned into 3 months because i forgot #iforgor

heres your veeone

[that--unusual-person]

idk

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[deviantplum]

Me reading "CNC": Consensual non-consent

Me reading "water jetting and steel screeching": oh so it's really niche consensual non-consent

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[dragonpervert]

hi im kind of hungry can i come over and tear you to pieces while you are still alive. you can watch while i munch on your fingers. it will be fun

[dragonpervert]

target audience

[girlballs]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post