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“Would you mind taking a selfie with me? My Hivegram needs updating and what would be better than two cute girls?”
like this for a mini. capping at 3. castmates exempt but will be picky as i am lazy as this shut in.
solarfacet:
▊狐 Tamamo rolled onto her back under the kotatsu to stare up at the princess with a pout as the prepackaged food was set above her. “And I was the emperor’s favorite courtesan but I still know how to do something as simple as brew tea!” She made her role sound too important for such a task, but of course the emperor liked her so much in part because she did such things.
“Well it was my idea to build this place and I don’t exactly regret it.” She slowly pulled herself upright, staring down at the questionable snack offerings as her tail remained drooped behind her. “I don’t really have any hope of settling down with someone in this city, so I thought I could settle down with a business instead. I’m serving people, right? So… But everyone is way too needy! We got a 1* review on YALP because someone didn’t like their FREE TOWEL from the hotspring!”
“You certainly know, that’s why you were a favorite. Teach me some day then.” If she ever wanted to have some freshly brewed Hime tea, that is. The mere notion of putting effort on such an activity by herself was bothersome. Though maybe, preparing her some tea can be enough motivation. Everyone likes praise, even a shitty shut-in. “Why not? You’re great. I’m sure you’ve caught many admirers, sometimes they’re just shy.... I’ve been alive long enough to know what is to be tongue-tied by a cute fox. ” Her cowardice knew no bounds. “But, you can have other needs fulfilled with this. A beautiful inn lady, this reeks of romance.”
“Oh? Should I give them a huge scare? Ufufufu, I’ll just poke them while they’re sleeping.~ Maybe that way they’ll consider respecting the inn.” Now, that is something she can do gladly.
solarfacet:
@komoriko
▊狐 “Hey, hey, Osakabehime-chan! Shouldn’t you be offering your guest some tea or something?” ‘Guest’ wasn’t exactly what this was, seeing as the fox had broken in and sprawled out under the bat’s kotatsu, her tail hanging out of one side as her head rested on the ground on the other. “Running a business like this is haaaard! I just want a day off!”
“Princesses don’t serve tea, Tamamocchi. Boss or not, you can’t really ask royalty to know how to...” As if she was much of a princess, anyway. While lazy, she knew that leaving her like this would ensue on a few more complains. Thus, she left the kotatsu and went to check her junk food haul. “I don’t really have fancy stuff, my bad.” Placing canned milk tea on the table, she would also hand over packaged melon bread. “Who sends you to make a business? I don’t get how you can run it at all... You’re seriously tougher than all of us..”
“So many new servants, yet I was forgotten soon as Halloween ended. Not sure how lucky should I feel, I don’t like working but... Ma-chan should consider me a little bit... and so they should... ah.. but it’s so bothersome to make IRL friends... ”
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jksaber replied to your post: Today… somehow… she feels part of something…
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thats so mean coming from the person copying tamamocchi! i even changed to a bat and you still showed up as a fox!
Today... somehow... she feels part of something...
dothermit:
❝𝒷-b-before the edo period!? that’s impossible. you can’t win just by making obviously false statements!!❞
“It’s not false when you are a youkai. I shall grant you the knowledge of my identity-- before you stands the very ghost that haunted Himeji castle, Osakabe-hime. G**gle it, you’re sure to find about my lovely story.”
◆ ——— SAW SENTENCE STARTERS.
’ I want to play a game. ’ ’ My name is Very Fucking Confused; what’s your name? ’ ’ Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more… ’ ’ I’m having a blast! This is the most fun I’ve had without lubricant! ’ ’ I want you to make a choice. ’ ’ Listen carefully, if you will. There are rules. ’ ’ What’s the last thing you remember? ’ ’ I went to bed in my shithole apartment, and I woke up in an actual shithole. ’ ’ I’m sick from the disease eating away at me inside… ’ ’ I’m sick of people who don’t appreciate their blessings… ’ ’ I’m a kill you, you sick asshole! ’ ’ Congratulations. You are still alive. ’ ’ Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. ’ ’ You don’t know me, but I know you. ’ ’ Live or die, make your choice. ’ ’ You’re probably wondering where you are. ’ ’ Now I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. ’ ’ At least we’ll have the cover of darkness. ’ ’ Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? ’ ’ Hey! Oh shit, I’m probably dead. ’ ’ Who said anything about a warrant? ’ ’ If you are so sick then why do I have so many photos of you up and about? ’ ’ How much blood will you shed to stay alive? ’ ’ I’ll leave you in this room to rot. ’ ’ I know it’s you, you son of a bitch! ’ ’ My camera, it doesn’t know how to lie. ’ ’ You tell anyone you were here? ’ ’ Stop the lies! You’re a liar! I need to know the truth! ’ ’ You don’t recall getting your picture taken in that parking lot? ’ ’ How can you go through life pretending that you’re happy? ’ ’ Does that mean you saw what happened to me? ’ ’ Oh for fuck’s sake! I give up! ’ ’ You think it is over, but the games have just begun. ’ ’ You feel you now have control, don’t you? ’ ’ I don’t have a fucking soul… ’ ’ Will you learn how to let go and truly save them? ’ ’ What you can’t do, is save everyone. ’ ’ I promise that my work will continue. ’ ’ If you can’t do it for me, do it for yourself. ’ ’ I do, but addiction has ruined your life. ’ ’ I’m bleeding man. Please just let me go. ’ ’ Killing is distasteful… to me. ’ ’ How did you walk out of that building? ’ ’ So unless you’ve got something else to say… back the fuck off. ’ ’ Playing with matches again? ’ ’ I want to know if you have what it takes to survive. ’ ’ They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery… ’ ’ We killed eight people and stole a property and nobody cared. ’ ’ Why? Was it for money? This was your plan? ’ ’ You’re a monster! ’ ’ Fix me, you motherfucker! ’ ’ Why don’t you fucking tell me something that I don’t know, you stupid cunt?! ’ ’ For three years I wanted to kill you. ’ ’ I’m never gonna be able to forgive myself for what happened. ’ ’ You may not remember me, but I most certainly remember you. ’ ’ There’s no preventative treatment for what you have. ’ ’ Please don’t do this to me. I have a family. ’ ’ You’re asking me to do the impossible. ’ ’ I’m sorry, but your own actions have caused this. ’ ’ What?! What am I supposed to learn from this?! ’ ’ This is the piece taken from the latest victim. ’ ’ How many next times are there gonna be? ’ ’ Get used to me, ‘cause I’m not going anywhere. ’ ’ When the time’s right, you’ll know what to do with it. ’ ’ That rolled off your tongue real smooth. ’ ’ Wait! What the fuck are you doing?! ’ ’ Please don’t let me die! Please don’t! ’ ’ Oh, well that’s it, isn’t it?! It’s over! ’ ’ Look at me! When you’re killing me, you look at me! ’ ’ I never saw any indication of psychotic behavior. ’ ’ You can never really tell what someone’s thinking on the inside. ’ ’ Well, there’s a problem with that, though. ’ ’ Go on, fucking pussy! Go! Go! Go! ’ ’ Maybe addiction’s just part of human nature. ’ ’ Remember, don’t trust the one who saves you. ’ ’ You want a chance? I’ll give you a chance. ’ ’ What do you mean you don’t know about this? ’ ’ You didn’t cut your own arm off? ’ ’ What condition? There is no condition. ’ ’ I didn’t have it penciled in on my schedule. ’ ’ It’s not the first time some psychopath called me out. ’ ’ That’s a problem you’re gonna have to solve before it’s too late. ’ ’ How do you just wake up in a room and have no idea where you are? ’ ’ I guess you’ve never been drunk before. ’ ’ I spent three years at college drunk. ’ ’ You asked me what I wanted and I told you. ’ ’ You seem to know a whole lot about me. ’ ’ I feel a whole lot of things right now. ’ ’ The only dooryou know how to open… is between your legs! ’ ’ Why don’t you shut the hell up?! ’ ’ That’s your luck, bending on over in prison, you little dickhead! ’ ’ If you’re gonna threaten me with a knife, you might as well cut me a little. ’ ’ You savor everything, be it a glass of water or a walk in the park. ’ ’ It’s the tool, thats going to save your soul. ’ ’ I didn’t do anything to you! ’ ’ Don’t open the door! ’ ’ You have to save yourself. ’ ’ Do you wanna play a game? ’ ’ That’s exactly it, you didn’t do anything. ’ ’ You identify more with a cold corpse than you do with a living human. ’ ’ You should know better than anyone, what happens then. ’ ’ I go for the neck, but I’m not the brain surgeon. ’ ’ Now you better start fucking paying attention. ’ ’ Suffering? You haven’t seen anything yet. ’ ’ Yeah, that’s right. I’m a murderer. ’ ’ So, do you have everything you need? ’ ’ You’d be surprised what tools can save a life. ’ ’ Then help me! Fix me! Fix me motherfucker! I’m standing right here! ’ ’ You have to play by the fucking rules! ’ ’ The human body is a miraculous creation. ’ ’ Game over. ’
solarfacet:
@komoriko
▊狐 “OSAKABEHIME-CHAN! I SAID YOU’RE COMING!” Almost like in a slasher flick, Tamamo’s entire leg crashed through the door of Osakabe-hime’s room. After withdrawing it, she reach through with her arm and unlocked the inn room door, sliding the entire thing open with a slam. Well, it was her building.
And of course… the bat was hiding. “My, my, where could she be hiding?” She knew of course, she could smell her. She lifted up the blanket on the kotatsu and shot the Assassin a glare.
“Get ready! I told you last night I needed you to come with me to sample new food for our menu! The chef will only meet with ‘beautiful youkai’, so aren’t we naturally the best fit to go?” She paused. No, that wouldn’t be enough to motivate her. “And if you’re good I’ll buy you something from the shopping sector on the way back.”
A passive yokai like her had no way to argue against the aggressive fox. Attempting to fight or defend her own stance as a shut-in was a waste of time, effort and energy -- giving in was her only option. Though, it did not mean she would not at least try to enjoy a few minutes inside the bathroom before the torture ensued.
“Geez, Tamamocchi... trying to force me out is already a crime, can’t you be more gentle?” Peering from the door, the bat would finally announce herself after the bribe. It clearly worked, otherwise they would’ve spent 15 minutes more in the dark room.
The idea of going to the shopping sector afterwards was a little exciting.
“...I did say I would work so here, I tidied myself up for today. Is that ok? I’m not as cute as you, so I have to put extra effort.”
dothermit:
❝𝓌-wanna make a bet?❞
“Fufufufu, sure! I’ve been a shut-in even before Edo period! You’re but a rookie!”
“Wait, there’s nothing wrong with being a virgin! Who are you to judge based on that?! Don’t pile us up with the weird guy!”
“IS THIS THE PRELUDE OF AN R-18 DOUJIN!?”
“Nobody in this city can compete with my laziness.”
Halloween 2017
solarfacet:
▊狐 “To us youkai that always use magic anyways, isn’t this kind of insulting? Magic isn’t just something you can wake up and do! But, ah? Should I give you a love recharge~?”
“I understand it sells but... are we going out of the market? I thought monster girls were pretty popular. I cannot bother with this. I’ll buy costumes and limited gacha... but I cannot do this... Tamamocchi, how can you have that much love?”