THE RABBI'S SON ! @koshersalting-blog - Tumblr Blog

hello everyone!!! i’m officially moving mendel to my multimuse. i miss him a bunch and having one account means i get to write him more.

i’m also going to be sticking golde on there!

if anyone wants to chat or plot, add me on discord ( THIS’S POLICE#3142 )!!

#pls love my son #בחוץ ⸺ excuse me; you're not from this village. (ooc)#im gonna miss my tags tho #they were some good shit

im never gonna make her blog but she might go on my crowded multimuse so here’s golde

#( ive been busy irl sry )#בחוץ ⸺ excuse me; you're not from this village. (ooc)

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#( mendel ; fiddler on the roof )#( !!! )

why did i even make a hover when ive been provided with this gold

#( S O B S IM SO R RY MICH AE L)#אנשים ⸺ do you feel any guilt ⁇ i hope you do. (michael)

pridefulsuggestion

sainthood is a hard job.

#( SHUT THE FUCK UP MENDEL OH MY GOD )#מחשבות ⸺ at three; at ten. (about)#swearing /

anyone: tevye likes you

mendel: really??? i mean that’s not surprising because i’m super awesome but are you sure??? i yell at him like every day

#בחוץ ⸺ excuse me; you're not from this village. (ooc)#( where r my tevyes at ......... )

some say mendel is still screaming to this day

#( im going 2 remake fiddler and this thread will be the entirety of act 1 )#בחוץ ⸺ excuse me; you're not from this village. (ooc)

mendel is going to renounce his entire religion and travel forward in time just to call the fcking cops on chava rn

#( get r e k t )#בחוץ ⸺ excuse me; you're not from this village. (ooc)

mendel, looking in the mirror, ruminating about how much he loves hodel: a radical

#בחוץ ⸺ excuse me; you're not from this village. (ooc)#( my blog is 99% shitposts about what mendel should have been )

what do u mean my fc is 30 in most of my caps. he’s 20. shh

#( if a 30 year old can play hodel THEN )#בחוץ ⸺ excuse me; you're not from this village. (ooc)

chava, spare my son

#( (don't spare my son he's terrible) )#בחוץ ⸺ excuse me; you're not from this village. (ooc)#( cackles )

...that’s cheating.

you deserve it. she wonders if he says that because she said it earlier —- if he did, it made her happy to know he was actually paying attention to her, and remembering their conversations. hodel glances down at the cake in her hand, smile still remaining as she brings it up to her mouth and takes another bite. ❛ it really is delicious. i will have to see if my mother has any recipes like this. it won’t be the same, i’m sure —- but at least i will be able to share it with my family. ❜

she takes a moment —- just one —- to glance down at the spread in front of her. bread and butter and mendel’s dessert —- it was a sight to behod, truly, and one any person in the village would be jealous of. how lucky she felt to be here with him, and that he seemed to want to be with her as well ! ❛ thank you for meeting with me today. i like talking to you. ❜

he almost offers to give her the exact recipe -- he knows it very well, almost my heart -- but then he remembers the very reason he brought it. kosher chocolate isn’t afforded by a milkman’s family, as evidenced by the bread && butter she’s brought (which, while delicious, is very indicative). the recipe would be of no use.

&& in any case... surely, his knowing of the recipe wouldn’t bode well for his reputation. men don’t cook.

“if i- if we manage-- my father && i, that is, to find the ingredients again, i’d love to share some with your family.” then, on accursed impulse, pushing the box in her direction: “why don’t you-- um. take the rest home with you ?? we couldn’t eat it by ourselves. the rabbi-- he- he has little appetite nowadays, && it dries quickly...”

her words tug a nervous smile onto his lips, && his eyes flicker down. in a somewhat odd motion, he scratches the back of his neck (then does the same to the other side, to make sure of symmetry).

“i should be thanking you, hodel. i’m sure you’re a busy girl, with little spare time, but you’re spending it with me.”

#misogyny kinda /#( its been 5 days i finally did this )#בן ⸺ moses said that. (ic)#שביקום ⸺ and it's no sin. (model)#ofone

yente has probably gone to mendel several times with a match and he’s been like .... no....... go away....... i have a dad to take care of i can’t make babies rn. my beard still hasnt grown in do i look ready for marriage

#( i hate to break it to you mendel )#( you will never have a beard )#בן ⸺ no one has come to mourn me. (hc)

every time a fiddler blog is made, an angel gets its wings

#( heaves ............... )#בחוץ ⸺ excuse me; you're not from this village. (ooc)

this is where my url truly comes into play

#בחוץ ⸺ excuse me; you're not from this village. (ooc)

mendel: i am righteous and holy, all i do is for the benefit of others

also mendel: talks shit literally every chance he gets

#( SI G H S )#( YOU'RE AWFUL )#בחוץ ⸺ excuse me; you're not from this village. (ooc)#( MY C H E E S E )