tasty is one boy and his clone

daeryong is the original

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Why haven't you posted in a while? Where did you go? :(

kpopconspiracytheories is run by f(x) and we are only allowed a comeback once every few years

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yongguk is banksy

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girls’ generation copied snsd

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uh but they’re the same group.. yikes

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look closer and you will see

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we are all pawns in kyungsoo’s mission to destroy the patriarchy

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call me baby was originally written for *nsync 

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girls’ generation copied snsd

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all members of snsd are actually less than 1 foot tall and rely on camera and lighting tricks to appear taller

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the rest of zion.t’s body is merely a vessel for his chin’s plot to blend in as a musician and destroy all humans

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jyp is 1,200 years old

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onejunn is all the other members actual father

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b1a4 songs are just obscure folk songs played backwards

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led apple broke up over 100 years ago

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luhan and yifan never left. they’re still there. in the other member’s hearts

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leo is actually 2 small people in a trenchcoat

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tasty is one boy and his clone

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they say that if you play exo’s mama at night kai will appear to perform the bridge

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every member of super junior is immortal except yesung