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7 things Wisconsin Just Does Better.

Every region has it’s specialties, and while there is very little I miss about living in Wisconsin, I have to admit that there are just some things that Wisconsin does better.

1. Cheese Yes, it is actually better. We’re called cheeseheads for a reason. You don’t even know what real sharp cheddar tastes like. I promise you. And Vermont can suck it their “real” white cheddar. Weak. And if you see…

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#cheese #fishfry #friedoreos #justeatit #koppscustard #newglarus #oldfashioned #spottecow #wisconsin

The Masochism of Sour Skittles Relationship status: It's complicated, with Sour Skittles. Sour skittles are, to this day my favorite candy. They are near perfection and by far the most lasting and satisfying candy on the market.

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A Treatise on the Proper Way to Serve a Bagel

I have always been passionate about bagels. They are a near perfect food. And moving to New York, the epicenter of the bagel, has only expanded this love, and set a very, very high standard for what constitutes a bagel. I only thought I new what a good bagel was before coming here.

That’s why when I am served a less than awesome bagel, I feel an undeniable fury. It is so so simple to just not…

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#bagels #feelmyrage #NewYork #wholewheateverything

Why this System is Broken: A Factless Rant on Taxes

Ahhhh the time of the year we all simultaneously dread, and also await with nervous hope, like a metaphorical bride and her wedding night: tax season. We dream of a massive, Publisher’s Clearinghouse style checks made out for insane amounts of money. Well it seems with each year I grow older, while my paychecks stay absurdly tiny the fear of having to owe money looms in front of me.

And at last,…

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All is Right in the World

Everyone,

Today was a good day. I am very happy to announce:

I HAVE FOUND A STORE THAT SELLS LABNEH CHEESE.

That’s right. This Glorious place —–>

Sahadi’s Importing Co. It is officially the best place in the world. AND conveniently located on my way home from work.

Check out this spread. Yes, it was as good as it looks.

They also have amazing homous (aka hummus, I now know why all…

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