My Eyes Percieve

My bones are going to eat me from the inside out

[wretched-being997]

Would you love me if I was a worm?

Love we need not go through the same debate, I’ll answer plainly; yes. ❤️

[kr3ativekhaos]

Ok, then would you love me if I was a grasshopper?

[wretched-being997]

Depends how big are you this bit

[kr3ativekhaos]

A gigantic one that can f l y

[wretched-being997]

Would you love me if I was a worm?

Love we need not go through the same debate, I’ll answer plainly; yes. ❤️

[kr3ativekhaos]

Ok, then would you love me if I was a grasshopper?

[wretched-being997]

Me: “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Wife: “That depends. What type of worm?”

M: “A sexy worm.”

W: “I don’t think I’m attracted to worms,”

M: “Mhmm.”

W: “Can you talk?”

M: “Yes, By worm standards I’m very attractive and can speak.”

W: “Am I a worm?”

M: “No.”

W: “Then I don’t know how this is going to work…”

M: “Would you like to be a worm? Are you going to seek medical help to become a worm.”

W: “Yes.”

[wretched-being997]

Why are you so short

Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason

[kr3ativekhaos]

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

[wretched-being997]

The sense of uncomfortable in your own length

[kr3ativekhaos]

Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down

[wretched-being997]

I’m going to manually shorten you

[kr3ativekhaos]

Now, now, no need to get defensive

[wretched-being997]

Suck my juicy pickle

[kr3ativekhaos]

Only if you ask nicely, manners are important, you know

[wretched-being997]

I’ll never ask a cretin like you for anything

[kr3ativekhaos]

We’ll see about that, love.

[wretched-being997]

My dog is consuming cardboard in an attempt not to exist in a world with you in it

[kr3ativekhaos]

As far as I know, you have proclaimed that you enjoy my company, therefore, I sense a bit of hypocrisy

[wretched-being997]

Whilst I may enjoy your insufferableness, I don’t enjoy your current disadvantaged state

[kr3ativekhaos]

Disadvantaged? Do tell

[wretched-being997]

Why are you so short

Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason

[kr3ativekhaos]

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

[wretched-being997]

The sense of uncomfortable in your own length

[kr3ativekhaos]

Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down

[wretched-being997]

I’m going to manually shorten you

[kr3ativekhaos]

Now, now, no need to get defensive

[wretched-being997]

Suck my juicy pickle

[kr3ativekhaos]

Only if you ask nicely, manners are important, you know

[wretched-being997]

I’ll never ask a cretin like you for anything

[kr3ativekhaos]

We’ll see about that, love.

[wretched-being997]

My dog is consuming cardboard in an attempt not to exist in a world with you in it

[kr3ativekhaos]

As far as I know, you have proclaimed that you enjoy my company, therefore, I sense a bit of hypocrisy

[wretched-being997]

Why are you so short

Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason

[kr3ativekhaos]

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

[wretched-being997]

The sense of uncomfortable in your own length

[kr3ativekhaos]

Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down

[wretched-being997]

I’m going to manually shorten you

[kr3ativekhaos]

Now, now, no need to get defensive

[wretched-being997]

Suck my juicy pickle

[kr3ativekhaos]

Only if you ask nicely, manners are important, you know

[wretched-being997]

I’ll never ask a cretin like you for anything

[kr3ativekhaos]

We’ll see about that, love.

[wretched-being997]

Why are you so short

Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason

[kr3ativekhaos]

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

[wretched-being997]

The sense of uncomfortable in your own length

[kr3ativekhaos]

Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down

[wretched-being997]

I’m going to manually shorten you

[kr3ativekhaos]

Now, now, no need to get defensive

[wretched-being997]

Suck my juicy pickle

[kr3ativekhaos]

Only if you ask nicely, manners are important, you know

[wretched-being997]

Why are you so short

Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason

[kr3ativekhaos]

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

[wretched-being997]

The sense of uncomfortable in your own length

[kr3ativekhaos]

Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down

[wretched-being997]

I’m going to manually shorten you

[kr3ativekhaos]

Now, now, no need to get defensive

[wretched-being997]

Why are you so short

Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason

[kr3ativekhaos]

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

[wretched-being997]

The sense of uncomfortable in your own length

[kr3ativekhaos]

Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down

[wretched-being997]

Why are you so short

Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason

[kr3ativekhaos]

You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me

[kr3ativekhaos]

I desire each and every old item that has been outdated. I want the genuine dust of a thousand years in my collection of things, I crave the history and stories from throughout the decades, told by items that have no use in this life but to bring me joy

[kr3ativekhaos]

And a poison garden, I really want one of those

[kr3ativekhaos]

I desire each and every old item that has been outdated. I want the genuine dust of a thousand years in my collection of things, I crave the history and stories from throughout the decades, told by items that have no use in this life but to bring me joy

[crochethub]

My interpretation of a ‘Crustacean Menstruation Station’ by siiiggghhhh

[kr3ativekhaos]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES

[wretched-being997]

Does anyone want to be his friend?

[kr3ativekhaos]

Friends with benefits (the benefit is getting to know he resides in hell where he belongs)

[wretched-being997]

Jermy finds your attitude repulsive

[kr3ativekhaos]

It just so happens that Jeremy and my attitude are identical twins

[wretched-being997]

While your attitude is hell-spawn jermy is a sweet angel. Also he takes offense to you misspelling his name

[kr3ativekhaos]

Well, I take offense to “Jermy’s” repulsive, horrendous, grotesque spelling and grammar skills, or lack thereof.

👁️❤️🫵

[wretched-being997]

Hims is just a little boy…

👁️❤️🫵➕

[kr3ativekhaos]

Fair.

It has been brought to my attention, the top left corner. I have questions that require informed answers

👁️❤️🫵>🫵❤️👁️

[wretched-being997]

Jermy just has some… small, friends

👎🫵

[kr3ativekhaos]

aretheythosefuckingeightleggedparasitesofthedepthsofhell

[wretched-being997]

All I can say is they’re smaller yet more efficient then jermy could ever be

[kr3ativekhaos]

I know something else that’s small and efficient✨

[wretched-being997]

Don’t diminish yourself dear. Or compare your self to accursed parasites.

[kr3ativekhaos]

I set myself up for that so I’ll let it slide

[wretched-being997]

Does anyone want to be his friend?

[kr3ativekhaos]

Friends with benefits (the benefit is getting to know he resides in hell where he belongs)

[wretched-being997]

Jermy finds your attitude repulsive

[kr3ativekhaos]

It just so happens that Jeremy and my attitude are identical twins

[wretched-being997]

While your attitude is hell-spawn jermy is a sweet angel. Also he takes offense to you misspelling his name

[kr3ativekhaos]

Well, I take offense to “Jermy’s” repulsive, horrendous, grotesque spelling and grammar skills, or lack thereof.

👁️❤️🫵

[wretched-being997]

Hims is just a little boy…

👁️❤️🫵➕

[kr3ativekhaos]

Fair.

It has been brought to my attention, the top left corner. I have questions that require informed answers

👁️❤️🫵>🫵❤️👁️

[wretched-being997]

Jermy just has some… small, friends

👎🫵

[kr3ativekhaos]

aretheythosefuckingeightleggedparasitesofthedepthsofhell

[wretched-being997]

All I can say is they’re smaller yet more efficient then jermy could ever be

[kr3ativekhaos]

I know something else that’s small and efficient✨

[kr3ativekhaos]

Oh to have a relationship like this…

Oh wait

I do 😘💦💋❤️❤️‍🔥🫦😫😩😉🥰😍

(Hint hint: I’m excited for my present 😘 💕

[wretched-being997]

Dearest my contact name-

Also I haven’t decided on that you wretch they won’t come in the mail on time and i desperately don’t want to buy them in person

[kr3ativekhaos]

You chose that contact name darling

[wretched-being997]

For comedic affect 🥲

[kr3ativekhaos]

And you are absolutely comical, my love

[wretched-being997]

Thank you My heart

[kr3ativekhaos]

Back to the drawing board with that name my dear

[wretched-being997]

I have a very insufficient list that will never be long enough or meaningful enough to expose my love for you.

ALSO YOU- love of my life heart soul and mind- YOU USED THAT ONE FIRST!!!!

[kr3ativekhaos]

Degrading is sexy

[wretched-being997]

Does anyone want to be his friend?

[kr3ativekhaos]

Friends with benefits (the benefit is getting to know he resides in hell where he belongs)

[wretched-being997]

Jermy finds your attitude repulsive

[kr3ativekhaos]

It just so happens that Jeremy and my attitude are identical twins

[wretched-being997]

While your attitude is hell-spawn jermy is a sweet angel. Also he takes offense to you misspelling his name

[kr3ativekhaos]

Well, I take offense to “Jermy’s” repulsive, horrendous, grotesque spelling and grammar skills, or lack thereof.

👁️❤️🫵

[wretched-being997]

Hims is just a little boy…

👁️❤️🫵➕

[kr3ativekhaos]

Fair.

It has been brought to my attention, the top left corner. I have questions that require informed answers

👁️❤️🫵>🫵❤️👁️

[wretched-being997]

Jermy just has some… small, friends

👎🫵

[kr3ativekhaos]

aretheythosefuckingeightleggedparasitesofthedepthsofhell