Would you love me if I was a worm?
Love we need not go through the same debate, I’ll answer plainly; yes. ❤️
Ok, then would you love me if I was a grasshopper?
Depends how big are you this bit
A gigantic one that can f l y

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Would you love me if I was a worm?
Love we need not go through the same debate, I’ll answer plainly; yes. ❤️
Ok, then would you love me if I was a grasshopper?
Depends how big are you this bit
A gigantic one that can f l y
Would you love me if I was a worm?
Love we need not go through the same debate, I’ll answer plainly; yes. ❤️
Ok, then would you love me if I was a grasshopper?
Me: “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”
Wife: “That depends. What type of worm?”
M: “A sexy worm.”
W: “I don’t think I’m attracted to worms,”
M: “Mhmm.”
W: “Can you talk?”
M: “Yes, By worm standards I’m very attractive and can speak.”
W: “Am I a worm?”
M: “No.”
W: “Then I don’t know how this is going to work…”
M: “Would you like to be a worm? Are you going to seek medical help to become a worm.”
W: “Yes.”
Why are you so short
Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason
You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me
The sense of uncomfortable in your own length
Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down
I’m going to manually shorten you
Now, now, no need to get defensive
Suck my juicy pickle
Only if you ask nicely, manners are important, you know
I’ll never ask a cretin like you for anything
We’ll see about that, love.
My dog is consuming cardboard in an attempt not to exist in a world with you in it
As far as I know, you have proclaimed that you enjoy my company, therefore, I sense a bit of hypocrisy
Whilst I may enjoy your insufferableness, I don’t enjoy your current disadvantaged state
Disadvantaged? Do tell
Why are you so short
Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason
You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me
The sense of uncomfortable in your own length
Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down
I’m going to manually shorten you
Now, now, no need to get defensive
Suck my juicy pickle
Only if you ask nicely, manners are important, you know
I’ll never ask a cretin like you for anything
We’ll see about that, love.
My dog is consuming cardboard in an attempt not to exist in a world with you in it
As far as I know, you have proclaimed that you enjoy my company, therefore, I sense a bit of hypocrisy
Why are you so short
Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason
You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me
The sense of uncomfortable in your own length
Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down
I’m going to manually shorten you
Now, now, no need to get defensive
Suck my juicy pickle
Only if you ask nicely, manners are important, you know
I’ll never ask a cretin like you for anything
We’ll see about that, love.
Why are you so short
Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason
You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me
The sense of uncomfortable in your own length
Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down
I’m going to manually shorten you
Now, now, no need to get defensive
Suck my juicy pickle
Only if you ask nicely, manners are important, you know
Why are you so short
Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason
You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me
The sense of uncomfortable in your own length
Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down
I’m going to manually shorten you
Now, now, no need to get defensive
Why are you so short
Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason
You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me
The sense of uncomfortable in your own length
Dearest, I understand you and your… short comings may relate to our current topic of discussion, but I’d encourage you to not put you and your length down
Why are you so short
Why did you wear platform shoes for no tick tocking reason
You’re avoiding the question, and I enjoy the sense of power they give me
I desire each and every old item that has been outdated. I want the genuine dust of a thousand years in my collection of things, I crave the history and stories from throughout the decades, told by items that have no use in this life but to bring me joy
And a poison garden, I really want one of those
I desire each and every old item that has been outdated. I want the genuine dust of a thousand years in my collection of things, I crave the history and stories from throughout the decades, told by items that have no use in this life but to bring me joy
My interpretation of a ‘Crustacean Menstruation Station’ by siiiggghhhh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES
Does anyone want to be his friend?
Friends with benefits (the benefit is getting to know he resides in hell where he belongs)
Jermy finds your attitude repulsive
It just so happens that Jeremy and my attitude are identical twins
While your attitude is hell-spawn jermy is a sweet angel. Also he takes offense to you misspelling his name
Well, I take offense to “Jermy’s” repulsive, horrendous, grotesque spelling and grammar skills, or lack thereof.
👁️❤️🫵
Hims is just a little boy…
👁️❤️🫵➕
Fair.
It has been brought to my attention, the top left corner. I have questions that require informed answers
👁️❤️🫵>🫵❤️👁️
Jermy just has some… small, friends
👎🫵
aretheythosefuckingeightleggedparasitesofthedepthsofhell
All I can say is they’re smaller yet more efficient then jermy could ever be
I know something else that’s small and efficient✨
Don’t diminish yourself dear. Or compare your self to accursed parasites.
I set myself up for that so I’ll let it slide
Does anyone want to be his friend?
Friends with benefits (the benefit is getting to know he resides in hell where he belongs)
Jermy finds your attitude repulsive
It just so happens that Jeremy and my attitude are identical twins
While your attitude is hell-spawn jermy is a sweet angel. Also he takes offense to you misspelling his name
Well, I take offense to “Jermy’s” repulsive, horrendous, grotesque spelling and grammar skills, or lack thereof.
👁️❤️🫵
Hims is just a little boy…
👁️❤️🫵➕
Fair.
It has been brought to my attention, the top left corner. I have questions that require informed answers
👁️❤️🫵>🫵❤️👁️
Jermy just has some… small, friends
👎🫵
aretheythosefuckingeightleggedparasitesofthedepthsofhell
All I can say is they’re smaller yet more efficient then jermy could ever be
I know something else that’s small and efficient✨
Oh to have a relationship like this…
Oh wait
I do 😘💦💋❤️❤️🔥🫦😫😩😉🥰😍
(Hint hint: I’m excited for my present 😘 💕
Dearest my contact name-
Also I haven’t decided on that you wretch they won’t come in the mail on time and i desperately don’t want to buy them in person
You chose that contact name darling
For comedic affect 🥲
And you are absolutely comical, my love
Thank you My heart
Back to the drawing board with that name my dear
I have a very insufficient list that will never be long enough or meaningful enough to expose my love for you.
ALSO YOU- love of my life heart soul and mind- YOU USED THAT ONE FIRST!!!!
Degrading is sexy
Does anyone want to be his friend?
Friends with benefits (the benefit is getting to know he resides in hell where he belongs)
Jermy finds your attitude repulsive
It just so happens that Jeremy and my attitude are identical twins
While your attitude is hell-spawn jermy is a sweet angel. Also he takes offense to you misspelling his name
Well, I take offense to “Jermy’s” repulsive, horrendous, grotesque spelling and grammar skills, or lack thereof.
👁️❤️🫵
Hims is just a little boy…
👁️❤️🫵➕
Fair.
It has been brought to my attention, the top left corner. I have questions that require informed answers
👁️❤️🫵>🫵❤️👁️
Jermy just has some… small, friends
👎🫵
aretheythosefuckingeightleggedparasitesofthedepthsofhell