Alone Together

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social media

is too obtuse a format

for irony

to be

understood

so once I figure out

how to delete this

damned account

it’s about to

disappear.

SEE YOU.

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Make America Great Again?

here’s an idea

not sarcastic in the least:

you don’t like the way

the President

behaves?

behave then

in your daily life

with the dignity

you wish

he’d

demonstrate.

you don’t have to be

elected

to be a leader.

you don’t have to

support the President

to want to

Make America Great.

make it great

by being

great.

make it great

by being

better

than

him.

– JLY

[kreed1263]

Yes!

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it would have been a cool place

to have meetings with friends from Washington

you ducking

idiots.

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perspective

at least no one snatched an Oscar out of my hands

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Integrity

I’m more interested in actual political stature than in sitting and listening to someone in the booth beside me

bloviate.

if I ever accept a membership in SoHo House

in the future

I have put SoHo House

above myself

that is no shrewd political move

so goodbyeeeee,

SOHO HOUSE.

(Oh, no! What if there’s a worldwide water shortage and the only places left on earth with drinkable water are the SOHO HOUSES!!!!!! – I’ll have met my death.)

– JOHN LLOYD YOUNG

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who's NEXT

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leather poets not welcome

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SoHo House Los Angeles

didn’t accept my application

guess I’m too BIG a douchebag

for THEM.

What would Buddha say, SoHo House.

– BLP

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I’d rather be ignored than patronized.

DR. CONDOLEEZA RICE (via johnlloydyoungfriends)

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Lego my ego. (at Glendale Galleria)

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What would Buddha say?

It probably wouldn’t be

FUCK YOU.

– BLP

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I saw you.

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with two 'n's

here’s a thought for Hollywood power lesbians who think it’s funny

to torture a young guy who seems a little

GAY

by insisting on only showing him gay roles and not-so-subtly coaxing him to

come out of hiding

maybe that guy seems all mixed up

because he’s loved his girlfriends but is also attracted to men

no wonder he

seems a little GAY

he is.

to haze and abuse someone

accuse them of lying to themselves

LAUGH BEHIND THEIR BACK AND TO THEIR FACE

for YEARS

is the same type of

BULLYING

you experienced

when you were called

FAGGOT

or

DYKE

or

QUEER.

some of the biggest bullies in America

are

gay.

I’m BI.

and I’m at least 25% allowed to be here, too

do the math, FUCKERS:

LG***B***T.

YOU’RE not friends with the Vice President

ARE you?

start showing me some

RESPECT.

I have work to do

on OUR BEHALF, FFFFFFFFFUCKERS!!!

– JLY

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W

I have work to do