my stuff

This will now be my personal blog. If you found this blog and liked my art you can still follow my posts on my new blog Dapper-nation. but as of right now there will be no more art post on here from me.

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The Freaky Ass Furniture of Catherine The Great

This is Catherine The Great. She was a legendary Empress of Russia and ruled longer than any other leader, and she did a damn good job by all accounts. People loved her, she worked hard, she was smart, and she was also one of the proudest motherfucking freaks in HISTORY. She proved to the world that just because you look a little like Lady John Lithgow does not mean you are undesirable, and just because you’re royalty does not mean you can’t be a horny goddess of filth.

There’s this rumor that Catherine’s biggest conquest was a literal goddamn horse, but historians believe that it’s just a sick rumor that some hating ass bitches made up because they were intimidated that a woman could not only be in charge of a country but of her own sexual predilections. HMM, THANK GOD TIMES HAVE CHANGED???

Anyway, Catherine used her money to finance this fuck pad room in her castle that was an homage to doin’ the nasty. Catherine’s Pinterest board must have looked like a fucking PornHub screenshot because this is what that beautiful proud slut decorated her lair with:

A chair that is so classically beautiful and…oh my damn…what in the hell..

IS THAT CHAIR SUCKING A DAMN DICK?

THAT IS THE DEVIL AND HE IS EATING A PUSSY LIKE HELLFIRE’S GONNA SHOOT OUT OF IT

YOU NOT A BAD BITCH UNLESS YOUR OFFICE CHAIR HAS A PANTALOON-LESS VULVA AIRING ITSELF OUT ON IT. 

THERE ARE GIANT WANGS GROWING OUT OF GIANT CHI-CHIS HOLDING UP A CORNUCOPIA OF FINELY-CRAFTED, CLASSICAL ASS, BAROQUE ASS, ROCOCO ASS GENITALS, WITH THEIR TORRENTIAL EJACULATIONS. HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA GO TO IKEA AFTER THIS SHIT? 

I wish there were more pictures of the original pieces, but in the 50′s some uptight German Army dipshits destroyed her collection because it gave them shameful boners or something. An artist has recreated her utilitarian odes to fuck, but it is truly sad that we cultured skanks can never appreciate such high art in its original glory. Damn, Cathy. Respect.

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Undertale fan comic- Stand-In 24

Okay chapter two is finished. I’m going to have a rest and then decide whether to continue to next chapter. (yes it’s supposed to be a chapter 3 there but)

Anyway, there are many tasks and read need to be done in my life, but still, I will post something else if they are drawn.

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Awwwwawww!!

give me more Frans!!!

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[Comic] Undertale - Crossing the river

Frisk feel the shock.

English translation by @notsoannoyingbox

If still have any error please tell me know.

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Frans week day 7: Valentine Finally its valentine’s day, happy valentines day everyone! I just wanna draw some frans hugs so here there are❤ Hope you guys enjoy this!

[shayromi]

Aaaaah this is adorable !!!! ❤❤

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kill me. ;//q///; *dying*

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Visit Original Link

NSFW Audio - yes you do want headphones.

gender-non-specific listener, slight sciencey kink, moaning, etc.

I MAKE ALL MY OWN SOUND EFFECTS

[snassty]

why is this still fucking getting notes?????¿¿¿

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I did this as a redraw from something a while ago. Her outfit is totally different but she is still her. The original had no face so I made a bandage around her face.

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“The human body has limitations; the human spirit is boundless”

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After reading this, I had to reblog it…. because damn, these people deserve to be remembered.

[hooobooooofogh]

Im crying ahhhhhhh

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//gross sobbing//

[occinccin]

Damn….Got a little emotional back there. I mean, these stories are true, right? I never knew earthquake casualties can be this devastating, before I would make assumptions that these type of incidents aren’t that frightening, well for me, yeah cause I’ve never really experienced powerful earthquake, I feel bad now that I fully know the situations they were in. The moment I read this comic I felt scared because I’m not knowledgeable of the victim’s standing but felt happy at the end because of their will of survival,  the way they want to survive is quite admirable and makes me want to save these people in too any way if I ever encounter one. 

Now, if you’ll excuse me I’ll be crying inside my closet

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New Glow in the Dark Starry Night Murals by Esther Iranyi 

Esther Iranyi from Stella Murals creates stunning, handmade glow in the dark ceiling murals and decals. The intergalactic creations are illuminated with a deep blue hue reminiscent of a fairy tale scenery in the enchanted forest.

Uniquely hand painted, the starry night kits are compromised of hundreds of stickers, shooting stars, comets and the moon. With each piece, you are given the freedom to recreate real and fantasy constellations. Find them in her Etsy shop.

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Czytaj dalej

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This is so pretty *^*

[wh1sper1ngvo1d]

I NEED this

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Me and JB have been wanting to get stars for the ceiling of our room :) We were going to just get the basic glow in the dark stars but this is so much better (but pricier)

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What if you painted yourself in this. And surprised your SO in bed.

Like you climb into bed and the lights go out, BAM you’re glowing.

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Dappernation. I am Dappernation an artist with stuff to show you. I made this page to try to get my name out there a little bit and manage my stuff.

Hey guys here is a link to my facebook page. Come check me out.

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COSPLAY SANS HEADS PRODUCT/ SALE UPDATE!!( ≧ㅂ≦) If you are not personally interested in these products but think you might know someone who is, please share/reblog! It helps our financial situation a lot!

Finally!! Here it is, the completed “master head” for tale sans! Few things I want to point out first: - the discoloration is a mixture of clays(underneath) and fibreglass resin/spot filler - the roughness of the inside of the eyes / nose doesn’t matter because they are going to be cut out after casting and sanded down!  - picture doesn’t do it justice but THIS THING IS SO SMOOTH HOLY CHEESE AND RICE I wanted to pet him forever! Next up is going out to buy the materials to cast it, everything will be done within the next while. After the first casting is done, Fell sans will be created shortly after using the Tale Sans masterhead as a base. We are still accepting orders of the heads (Tale/Fell/Swap) if you would like to be put on our list! Prices are 250 USD + Shipping. They will be casted and lightweight, painted, eyes obscured (with black semi see-through fabric) and there will be a small triangular cut out in the back of the head fixed with elastic for easily taking the head on and off. The only thing that we can’t do is add foam padding inside because each person is different and will require a different amount. (but you can always ask how to do that, it’s super easy!)Heads will come with one set of eyes of your choosing (depending on AU) with magnets. Any extra sets are 10$USD. (Mostly to cover cost of the magnets themselves / production)If you have any questions don’t hesitate to message me my IM is always open and thank you everyone so far that have invested/been interested! You are awesome! Additional update posts/ questions can be found under the tag: #cosplay discussion

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A flowerfell drawing that I got finished while I was at OMG Con. I've had this one as a rough sketch in my sketchbook for a long time, super happy I finally finished it.

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Flowerfell frisk. I tried to do glowing on this after I took this pic but it didn't really do well.

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A flowerfell drawing that I got finished while I was at OMG Con. I've had this one as a rough sketch in my sketchbook for a long time, super happy I finally finished it.

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Sans cut out. I went to OMG con this weekend and had a blast and even got a little work done.

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Sorry for the crappy quality. This is a conversation I was having with my roommate (pink) we talk about fullmetal alchemist and I somehow end up thinking about nina. This is exactly how the conversation went.

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I'm making a sans plushie. He isn't great but I like him. I didn't do a good job on his mouth but this is my first try. Now comes the hardest part. His jacket.