Ok here are more headcanons:
The Vampire bee traits are underdeveloped, when he grows up a bit more he IS gonna look more like a vampire bee. As for now, the fangs with bee venom are enough.
He found his outfit in a Pinterest paranormal aesthetic starter pack™ and sticked with it.
University gets short if Membrane ever wants him to study somewhere where his knowledge matches.
(Ed tw) based off of your headcanon, comic Dib developed an Ed after Zim streamed his training in the whole universe. He swore to never not be fit and went extreme with it, paranoid that he'd get humiliated again. Gaz is helping him though. In her own subtle way.
In any timeline, Dib will never get a happy ending where he is a hero. He'll always go full villain or die. Sad, really.
Dib will create his own pak at some point. He used blueprints he found in Zim's computer after a hack attack.
He is the only person ever in the whole universe that hacked onto an Irken's base, other than other Irkens.
He will never get around to discover his sexuality, romantic attraction or gender. And he will not want to get involved in any of these. You could say he's a triple A (a-sexual/gender/romantic).
He's into MANY alt subcultures at once. He has a wide music preference range. And he has all the clothes to dress all of them. He still has to look for outfits in the internet so he isn't a crime against humanity.
Agent darkbootie is a mentor to him. After running into him at NASA Place, Darkbootie invites him to eat at his house.
Following the last one, he is aware of Zim. But doesn't want to fight him directly like Dib does since that would put him in quite the danger. Instead, Dib shows him all the information he has and helps him plan stuff against the alien.
Generally prefers bugs before any mammal or bird. But if he were to choose, he'd say his favourite animal (outside bugs) are cats.
Moths are his fav animal and bees a close second.
His DNA is fucked to the core. From the modifications his dad made making him as a clone, the vampire bee part, the meat part from when Zim turned him into mortadella (I think it was?), and the bit of DNA from when he got Zim's Pak attached.
Doesn't really listen to music, but rock and punk are some of his favourite genres.
He plays mobile games (canon) but hear me out. He's an expert in it. Geometry Dash is a baby game to him. And puzzle ones are cool in his opinion, though only the ones with reasonable answers.
He is great at art. Makes drawings of cryptids he finds.
He is also great at drawing blueprints (though that's canon but I still love the idea)
Circle scars from having the Pak attached to his torso.
Sometimes he doesn't want to be an adult solely because he fears he may become as ignorant as the adults around him.
Killed multiple cryptids throughout his life. Self-defense or not, that's another story.
He either sucks telling campfire stories (interrupts his story to explain the reasoning behind it) or is a master at it and scares everyone (gets really invested and narrates it really great) and there is no point in between.
Normally, he doesn't fight back, but he WOULD win a fight against his bullies.
His criminal record is uh... Sure is something.
So is his mental health record.
I will copy paste all of this and post it in my fandom side acc lol. And add a bit more. But that's a bit of it.
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