Ngl, if I had been asked at 15 if I would indenture myself for £2.5million, also meaning I would be taken away from then-current bad situation to rural England, to learn magic from/maybe marry a shapeshifting skull faced Mage... I'm quite confident that I also would have done it.
Also relevant to me now... Find a way to save me from terminal illness. In the case of Hatori Chise she's a Sleigh Beggy and is burning herself out with magic.
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me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:
no.
NO.
starting to rock back and fourth.
you do not understand.
you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.
we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.
To understand the reference to Anne Rice and her lawyers, please check out the Anne Rice page and Where has Anne Rice fanfiction gone? on Fanlore, and while you're there maybe check out the list of "Notable C&Ds sent to fans" on the Cease & Desist page.
A/N: Okay so I know I'm real behind on the requests but I started new meds and the side effects are brutal. I'll get to then this week, I promise. Anyway how is there so little Padme content in the fandom, especially wlw? I'm starving
Warnings: sexual content, NSFW, minors do not interact, ‼️personal opinions‼️
This, as most of my posts, is made with gender neutral reader in mind. Some letters have both afab and amab reader options
Word count: 1373
Reblogs are very appreciated, since it helps my posts reach more people and motivates me to continue writing 🫶
She's very soft and romantic. You'll likely shower together, or even take a bath. She keeps snacks and water on the nightstand, so you'll refuel while cuddling in the bath. And you'll cuddle in bed for a long time, with her stroking your back gently, until you fall asleep.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
If you were focused on her, and she's positively exhausted, she'll be really clingy. She'll want you to stay with her, and refuse to let you go.
If she was focused on you, and YOU are positively exhausted, she'll be the sweetest. She'll run you a bath, or — if that's what you prefer — clean you up in bed with a cloth. She'll bring you snacks and something to drink. She'll cuddle you under the covers and whisper sweet nothings.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
She's obsessed with your stomach. Doesn't matter if you're afab or amab, shredded or soft. She just loves it. For herself, she's quite proud of her hair. And she really likes it when you slide your hands into it and tug lightly.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Idk if yall wanna count this, but she's a squirter. Also, if you're amab, she definitly wants you to finish inside almost every time. And if you're afab, my girl is OBSESSED with eating you out.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
She's great at lap dancing and stripping, if that counts.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
She has some experience. Not too much, since she's a former queen, and now a senator, and she has to be careful about who she goes to bed with. Plus she's not one for sex without feelings. There has to be a connection for sex to happen. Probably was with Clovis (bleugh). And I'm a firm believer of Sabédala (Padmé x Sabé).
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
She prefers to be on the bottom most of the time, so anything involving that. Plus anything that involves a lot of skin-to-skin.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
She's very intimate and romantic, but it doesn't mean that she's overly serious. She can definitly laugh over stuff that goes wrong.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Same colour as on her head. She keeps it well taken care of, just as the rest of her body. Trimmed quite a bit, but not bare.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Oh, she's romantic. Of course she can absolutely do it more about the pleasure than romance, and she does sometimes, but it's always intimate with her, no matter how dirty and kinky what you're doing it.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
She does it once or twice a week. Usually prefers longer sessions than just a quick 5 minute break, so she leaves it for moments when she knows she can relax.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
She's huge on praise kink, both giving and receiving. Leather kink. Orgasm control, edging, overstimulation. LOVES to hear the sounds you make. Also into dirty talk. Temperature play. DEFINITLY into bondage. A little into impact play. Slight purity kink. And a tiny bit of age play, though only certain scenarios, nothing drastic. Oh, and also a bit of dacryphilia, mostly for the vulnerability and trust part. Plus she's totally into outdoor sex and semi-public sex.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
The bed is her favourite simply because it's the most comfortable. Plus the bath. But she secretly wants to do it on the grass under the stars, she thinks it's very romantic.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
She's surprisingly into you defending her, and generally showing your strenght, not only physical. Don't get me wrong, she's independent and strong herself, but it's nice to have someone be so caring for her safety and dignity.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything that could hurt you. Anything that could leave too obvious marks where people in the Senate can see them. Anything with degradation, or that requires her to be too mean, both physically and verbally. Absolutely no rape play. She could probably be convinced into some lighter cnc towards you, like somnophilia, but she'd be very hesitant and nervous at first.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
She's a people pleaser. Go figure. She's undoubtedly more of a giver, both if you're afab and amab. Though ESPECIALLY if you're afab. And she's GOOD at it. She does love receiving as well, though, and she definitly talks you through it.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
She's without a doubt on the slow and sensual side, at least most of the time. Fast and rough happens, yeah, but it always has the sensual and emotional side to it.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
She's not opposed, especially since she's busy a lot, so she can't always give you her full attention for longer, especially during the day. There will definitly be some quickies in between her duties.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
She's down to take controlled risks. On one hand, the possibility of getting caught turns her on. But on the other, realistically, she'd never risk her career for a bit of fun. So public/semi-public sex is only on the table when you know you won't get caught, or somewhere far away, where no one knows either of you.
She's down to try almost anything you suggest — after a long conversation about it, naturally — and she's definitly very open-minded and non-judgemental.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Oh, she can absolutely go all night, with tiny breaks to eat or drink something (unless you incorporate that into the act, of course 😏). She can also totally last for hours, if she wants to. But there's usually no need, since she can just pick up where yall left off immediately after an orgasm.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
She definitly has some, and she's open to using them on both herself and her partner. She surely used some toys on herself before you two got into a relationship. She's pretty confident and isn't flushed by topic of sex. And I actually think she has quite a collection. Now, I'm no expert in toys, but I think she likely has a rose toy, maybe a dildo, a few vibrators, and if you're afab, she's absolutely down for a strap-on, if you are. Also totally owns handcuffs and stuff like that.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
She doesn't do it too often, as it's not something she really prefers. But when she does, she's shockingly good at it.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
She's pretty loud. She definitly doesn't hold back, unless she has to (like if you have a secret relationship or are somewhere more exposed). A mix of "ah" and your name.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
She owns a lot of really nice lingerie.
She also cares a lot about consent. She will insist on having long conversations every time before you try anything new. She'll insist on establishing a safe word if you even so much as THINK about leaving the vanilla territory.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
I already mentioned she keeps it clean and well groomed. She leans more towards burgundy than pink, but it's not too dark.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pretty average. She's not jumping at you any chance she gets, but it's not low by any means.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
She doesn't fall asleep immediately. She usually prefers to cuddle for a while and indulge in some pillow talk.
They say Outlaws didn't do well but honestly this game was made for those with whimsy and love for Star Wars
Cuz men complain
But I'm climbing up a cliff because Nix wants to go and find a trinket for him to chew on. Because if I get them all I can get him a flower crown. And suddenly climbing to the top a nest of Shaparak butterflies flutter up everywhere flying all around the place. Surrounding Kay as the sky turns pink with sunrise and the jungle is misty and beautiful. And I'm simply standing and enjoying the beauty with stars in my eyes
Hello! I been meaning to send a request so I’ll place it here. I love all your bad batch headcanons and stories but I would LOVE one of a mute reader x Wrecker where he tries to learn sign language from Tech. It can be a headcanon or story, I am fine with either! If this isn’t a vibe, I understand! I’ll still read all your posts!
❤️🖤❤️🖤
Wrecker x gn nonspeaking!reader headcanons
Warnings: none
Wrecker initially intends to surprise you with how he's learnt some sign language, but he's terrible at keeping secrets and the first time he understands something that you sign without needing to repeat it or having Tech translate he gets SO excited. He gasps and shouts like "I GOT THAT ONE!" before realizing he just totally gave himself away and blushing really hard lol
Tech is honestly very pleased to teach him, tries to use the opportunity to teach him some of those damn hand signals he keeps telling him to memorize. But, frankly, Wrecker's not interested in that lol. He's just interested in doing something that helps him communicate with you better and maybe make you happy
Will randomly sign words that he remembers as he talks just to make sure they stick in his memory even though he knows he doesn't technically need to. Fumbles sometimes and looks to you for help so he can copy you
Often very confidently signs complete nonsense. Really likes when you correct him though, like if you show him and then gently take his hands and direct him he just watches with the softest smile
The first time you sign that you're proud of him and he understands it immediately it honestly makes him a little emotional and he gives you the biggest hug
He knows he's loud enough for the two of you, so he makes a conscious effort to always watch you whenever you're together in a group. He doesn't want to take attention away from you just because he's loud and if he notices you're trying to get attention or sign something while everyone else is distracted he immediately stops talking and directs attention to you
Becomes really good at reading your body language even when you're not signing though. Knows all the subtle differences in your facial expressions and can tell when you're silently asking for something without you needing to sign for it
When he gets good enough to be able to translate for you when you sign to someone who isn't familiar, he's SO happy and proud of himself. The first time he realizes he can do that he's literally grinning for the entire rest of the day. He just absolutely loves that he's gotten good enough to understand you so easily
Yay! I’m so glad you got to this! I struggle talking a lot due to my severe speech impediment. I feel like Wrecker would totally want to learn sign when it comes to something/someone he cares about.
My lovely big emotionally conscious boy! Wrecker is overlooked a lot and I need more love for Wrecker!
Do you guys think Robert does that silly gremlin voice (from ep 3) for Beef just for fun sometimes? because it’s all I’m thinking about right now.
Like it takes teamwork to bath Beef because he might be small but god was the little menace a wiggly little shit and when faced with water?— it was hell.
You’d be hunched over the edge of the bath trying to scrub the chubby Chihuahua clean whilst he tries with all his might to jump back up into your arms, shaking water and soap literally everywhere, tail wagging in excitement and Robert isn’t helping, like at all, he’s just sitting beside you mimicking these croaky cries and screams.
“Help me!— free me mother!” all whilst Beef quite literally looses his shit, barking up at you both— his paws scratching at the tubs acrylic trying to stand on his back legs only to slide down as Robert gives you another earful of the most strangest noises you’ve ever heard.
“Why are you making him sound like that?” You giggle, scooping the wet dog up in a fluffy towel to dry him off— the pair of you wincing a little as he shakes the water off, soaking you both even more.
And he has the audacity to look at you like you’ve gone crazy. “Sound like what?”
“Like some meth addicted goblin.” he chuckles at your words, a real belly laugh, the type that has you joining in along with him, finding him absolutely ridiculous in that lovesick-fond sort of way. Then Beef is scrambling out of your arms and down the hallway now full of the zoomies which only eggs Robert on even more, chasing after him with that stupid voice.
I really think Robert has a little silly in him.
AN: btw!! I have gotten some of your guys’ requests and I am working on them all I ask is for patience because this time of year is very hectic— anywho, hope you enjoyed this silly little blurb idk what this was lol, I’m really sleepy, it’s like 3 am for me rn goodnight <33
robert accidentally discovering you have a celebrity crush — and it’s none other than him!
maybe you’re being teased by invisigal or flambae for looking at magazine covers of a certain hero while at work, and robert stops by to hear the tail end of the conversation. he doesn’t really care until —
‘— i just think mecha man is nice, okay?’ you mutter, though the way you refuse to meet the eyes of anyone screams that there’s something more to it. ‘like, he looks nice, yeah, but he’s also just — nice. whatever. shut up.’
though invisigal / flambae gives up and leaves, remarking that you are the worst liar in the world, robert remains, and when you find the courage to look back up he’s just staring at you.
‘what,’ you say, your face hot, already on the defensive.
‘nothing.’ he smothers the instinct to grin like an idiot and affects nonchalance. ‘i think he’d appreciate that.’
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