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spider-man priorities over the years

desdinovas

tobey maguire: MJ!!!

andrew garfield: GWEN!!!

tom holland: plz let me be an avenger

feynites

Seeing John Mulaney do his ‘Robot Test’ bit has given me a strong desire to see him play a live action Riddler.

But not like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Like, let’s make a John Mulaney version of Edward Nigma. Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’. And now supposedly he’s committed to killing Batman but he doesn’t actually want to be the cause of a man’s death so he just obfuscates things with ‘clues’ and ‘riddles’ and ‘battles of wits’ until Batman inevitably defeats him and he’s just like ‘oh thank god please don’t hit me’.

Batman’s like ‘you need help Nigma’ and he’s just like ‘yeah that’s fair, I should probably look into seeing somebody at this point, I became a supervillain because of social anxiety and that might just be a red flag you know?’

arkhamkjay

@mrsmosby-wannabe

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“Hey, Batman, think you’ve seen everything, huh? Well, figure out how to deal with this! You know Gotham General Hospital? Yeah? Well you’ll never guess what I let loose in there!”

feynites

“Riddle me this, what has four hooves and presents a massive health and safety violation?”

ivysaw

you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!

foodless

even if you’re lesbians???????

ivysaw

especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad

onacrowdedstreet

So, what’s the name of the monster??

rapid-artwork

Please signal boost.

The Paul brothers (the guys who filmed the dead body, destroyed public property, caused a massive fire, damaged bystanders ears with their custom car horns, faked abuse of their female employees to defame other youtuber, were super racist to their latinax co-workers and ya know, have been using their fame to rape underage kids) Are now launching a fake ‘youtuber class’ that scams kids out of money. They are selling kids ‘how to become a famous youtuber’ videos for $60 and up. Please let anyone you know who is a fan that they are literally defrauding kids now. They literally have the site charge you $7 and then another $50 after your credit card info is registered. Watch the youtube video in the link to see just how heinous their new site is. It’s almost like they are desperate for more revenue now that youtube is taking action to limit their monetization or something. Fuck them.

stephanos-spaceopera

@bluepearl-criticism

lattetimes

not-aparri

SIGNAL BOOST!

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And what’s even worse is I know kids who still support them. This is another case of them being uneducated about it and basically being brainwashed into following bad people. EVERYONE DESERVES TO KNOW HOW BAD THEY ARE. HOW SICK THEY ARE. SIGNAL BOOST!!!!

egberts

they also don’t need MORE money. they are two of the highest grossing youtubers!! they each made 12 million dollars last year JUST FROM YOUTUBE!! they don’t need to do this!!! this is a scam and for children too?! pure evil!

applejupiter

oh but you left out the worst part. the first payment is something like $7, which obviously the parent is like “7 bucks? whatever” so they put in their card information. but that only buys an introduction video, and once you watch the video you’re asked to spend another over $50, which the kids can do without parent permission easily, because the card info is already in the system. AND it says in the terms that they have the right to change pricing and charge you AGAIN whenever they want…

cephalotodd-deactivated20190310

thor’s outfits, rated

thor 1:

basic, functional, ultimately forgettable. 4/10

avengers:

more of the same. better hair but still obviously a wig. nice display of muscles. 5/10

poncho:

GLORIOUS. radiant. brings out his eyes. 9/10

thor 2:

hair looks spectacular but still little change in the basic outfit formula. beard less garish yellow which is always a plus. 7/10

age of ultron:

stray hairs framing his face?? the v neck?? the collar popping like his pussy?? absolute icon. 10/10

this monstrosity:

baggy? hideous? thor babe what the fuck are you doing. you look like a destitute trucker. 0/10.

thor 3:

GOD the off the shoulder cape… buzz cut… tasteful pieces of contrasting armour… bisexual icon. 10/10.

bonus:

what can i even fucking say? the board shorts??? the washboard abs paired with the floaty whatever the fuck that shirt is?? the fact that he’s in bare feet??? i know i throw around the word “iconic” but. truly. bicon. 11/10.

beeftea78-deactivated20200113

Much Ado About Nothing satirises male fears about female infidelity and makes it plain that male inconstancy is much more of a problem, telling ladies to “sigh no more - men were deceivers ever”. But at the end of the play it turns the issue of male inconstancy into a message of hope.

“Man is a giddy thing,” Benedick declares, “and this is my conclusion.” Giddy, in this sense, can mean changeable. Once a misogynistic bachelor, Benedick has now “turned husband” and proven himself worthy of the dazzling Beatrice’s love through honourable actions. He trusts and respects women, and exhorts others to do the same. The message is that although men are inconstant, it is this inconstancy that gives them the capacity to undergo positive change. I was wrong, he says, but I changed, and I am proud of that. He’s a new man. Once afraid of marriage, he’s now so excited to begin life as a married man that he cannot wait another second to sweep his wife off her feet in a dance. That is his conclusion.