Things You Shouldn’t Do As a Customer
1.) Leave items you don’t want anymore around the store. Either give it to an employee when you’re checking out and be like “hey i’m sorry i changed my mind where do i put it?” and they’ll take it back or put it back yourself, but don’t leave it on a random ass shelf, especially if it’s supposed to be refrigerated
2.) Please please please stop making the “guess it’s free” joke if something isn’t ringing up. It’s not free we’re in capitalist hell you KNOW this
3.) Sometimes people who are bagging your groceries will not remember that you asked for this bag or for that item to be sacked alone. Just remind them, or quietly rearrange it yourself after the fact. You do not have to get angry and insult them to their face. Stop it.
4.) Please don’t talk politics I don’t care if I agree with you someone will hear me and probably argue with me so just don’t instead ask me about the weather or hair or something idk
5.) No worker really cares about your current state and I sincerely have never desired to dissect why your day “was really bad” I’m just going to be silent and ask you about the weather
6.) If you do ask for cashback and the store’s limit is over fifty, do not get that unless truly desperate. please please just get ten or twenty. there are atms for a reason, please try to use them
7.) please get out your reusable bags first. I’m going to start sacking your groceries.
8.) do not negatively comment on employee’s appearances, however helpful you think it is. Telling me I look better without glasses, that you liked my hair better when it was blonde, or that “you look like you could use a smile” is not helping me at all. I will not get contacts, change my hair back, or smile. In fact, I will probably get bigger glasses, more outrageous hair, and will never smile at you ever again.
9.) don’t worry about judgment. we have seen every purchase made, every person in the store. you are probably safe. like, 97% safe. been like “oh crap” when you realize you’re shopping in lounge pants that aren’t usually seeing public things? i had a man come in with neon green crocs in fifteen degree weather. you’re fine.
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