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she is beauty shes grace she will punch you in the face Kang Minah Helen of Troy, 20, Training C leader

[krsa-helenoftroy]

“ you’re really nice when you want something. ” /nightwing

Sunbae, eu sou legal, as pessoas que não me dão oportunidade de ser. 

[krsa-helenoftroy]

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[vaememes]

           ✦    SHAMELESS    SEASON   8    PROMPTS    !

S8 : E5   /   The (Mis)Education of Liam Fergus Beircheart Gallagher  .

“  reasons you’re here. quickly.  ”

“  i don’t appreciate unannounced home visits. run along, now.  ”

“  what kind of questions are we talking about here? ”

“  you’re really nice when you need something.  ”

“  sit on my face and call me bernard.  who’s bernard?  ”

“  isn’t that kidnapping? ”

“  what are you up to today?  ”

“  i’m standing here telling you that your math is shit.  ”

“  i’m hoping you’re going to shower first. ”

“  you’re always singing and smiling and bouncing around. ”

“  you decide what you want and find a way to get it. ”

“  well i can lend you the money if you need. ”

“  you won’t be able to shake the smell for days.  ”

“  where’s everybody going?  ”

“  you know there’s a difference between southern and western? ”

“  didn’t think i’d live past twenty - five, now look at me.  ”

“  you can check the camera with your phone. ”

“  little reminder: your little boy/girlfriend and i don’t get along. ”

“  you’re really nice when you want something. ”

“  let me think about it… .  nope. ”

“  i feel like i know you from somewhere. ”

“ it’s no problem. i’ve been around boobs and babies a lot, so. .   ”

S8 : E6   /   Icarus Fell and Rusty Ate Him  .

“  aren’t you the cutest little thing?  ”

“  try not to judge the afflicted by the curse.  ”

“  how much more you need? ”

“  it is, in fact, my invitation to the middle class.  ”

“  only freaks at my school get student of the month.  ”

“  i should have never gone back to work for him/her. ”

“  when you do as you’re told, you get rewards.  ”

“  come on, i need your help.  ”

“  the guy’s self-destructing. he’s on his own. ”

“  i’ve never see that before. ”

“  you’re not invited and neither are you. ”

“  hey, can i ask you something? ”

“  are you attracted to me?  ”

“  you buy my muffin? are you hitting on me?  ”

“  no, it’s not code for anything, it just means have a nice day. ”

“  he used up all of his nine lives.  ”

“  it’s so nice having somebody to talk to. ”

“  i have to be worried about where the next pay check is coming from. ”

“  well, i did try to pull out the first time. ”

“  i need to get the morning after pill. ”

“  who the hell gave you a credit card? ”

“ you bought a car online?   ”

S8 : E7   /   Occupy Fiona  .

“  oh, hey. hey, why aren’t you dressed?  ”

“  well, no, you’re not allowed to go home.  ”

“  where the fuck’s my wallet? ”

“  look, we’re at [ place ], where you’re supposed to be.  ”

“  i’m not going to lie about attendance.  ”

“  a no call, no show on a weekend? ”

“  please give me another chance, please.  ”

“  i know what you’re thinking, the answer is no.  ”

“  no need, i did my research, let’s just cut to the chase. ”

“  the only shift i have available is graveyard. ”

“  i think your brother is egging you. ”

“  damn, aren’t you going to yell at him? or something? ”

“  what the fuck are you doing? you have court today?  ”

“  i’m going to fucking jail today, everyone knows it but you.  ”

“  i’m starting to detect a pattern there. ”

“  look, i get it, believe me, you’re pissed.  ”

“  i want her/him to smell our shit. ”

“  oh my god, you don’t have to be a dick about, dick!”

“  hey, where’s your soap? and all your towels? ”

“  he fucking puked me on, now i’m going to fucking puke. ”

“  this is my best suit. i was going to get married in this suit. ”

“  i’m helping them channel their emotions into positive and creative ways.  ”

S8 : E8   /   Frank’s Northern Southern Express  .

“  come on, i gotta take a leak?  ”

“  who’s ringing the bell? it’s seven a.m.?  ”

“  shit, you’re pregnant again? ”

“  how am i supposed to trust any of them?  ”

“  hey, got your child to stop crying.  ”

“  jesus, now everyone’s in here? guess i won’t shower today. ”

“  no, i’m gonna take you to planned parent and get a real test.  ”

“  did you watch me pee, pervert?  ”

“  i don’t even want to know what’s going on here, [ name ]. ”

“  okay, not a very sex and alcohol crowd. ”

“  that’s my car! you can’t just take it whenever you feel like it!”

“  that would be a good song for you to learn. ”

“  i’m going to go deal with my business in the front yard.  ”

“  i’m a walking medical disaster, [ name ].  ”

“  she’s great at getting what she wants and screwing everyone else. ”

“  my family is driving me insane. there’s always strange people in my house.  ”

“  have you ever lived on your own before? ”

“  there’s an empty unit you can move into downstairs. ”

“  come by tomorrow, we’re having a few people over for happy hour. ”

“  finish your coffee and let yourself out. ”

“  let’s play a little get to know each other alphabet game. ”

“  you repeat what i said and say something about yourself.   ”

[kamiusings]

another flirty/nsfw sentence meme .

  ( since we all have different tastes ! )

❝ for the date, do you have any… tighter jeans~? ❞ ❝ those ripped jeans are just a tease… i want to tear them apart. ❞ ❝ you know i love to hold your hand, but today you just look too good from behind. ❞ ❝ come on and dance with me~ if you can move in those pants, that’s it? ❞ ❝ let’s not… take of our clothes just yet… this is just too hot. ❞ ❝ oh lord, i just can’t stop staring at that piercing… ❞ ❝ ahah… p… please be nice to me… my asthma might kill me otherwise~ ❞ ❝ no, don’t sit… i’ll go down on my knees. ❞ ❝ woah… don’t you have an early morning tomorrow? ❞ ❝ i don’t care for being bullied in bed, so you should just stop. ❞ ❝ you don’t think sweatpants are hot? i mean… these are an expensive brand? ❞ ❝ there’s nothing dangerous with a little party make-out, right? ❞ ❝ candles? nah, that’s a fire hazard. i can set the mood very well without it. ❞ ❝ there’s just something so extremely irresistible about a uniform… ❞ ❝ let me smudge my lipstick in all sorts of places, hm? ❞ ❝ that paperwork seems awfully boring… wouldn’t i look better on your desk? ❞ ❝ my paperwork is killing me… i’m just imagining you laying on the desk instead. ❞ ❝ victoria’s secret? don’t tell me it’s a bag of perfume now~ ❞ ❝ fuck… you can step on me in those heels. ❞ ❝ i know i slept with a lot of people, but… it wasn’t making love. ❞ ❝ i’ll be your type, if you would only tell me what it is. ❞ ❝ i’m not sure if i’m comfortable being someone’s first time… ❞ ❝ you should keep the boots on~ ❞ ❝ these underwear are so… smooth… ❞ ❝ oh…~ i didn’t expect you to shave all the way. ❞ ❝ i’m not sure if i can… do that… i’m scared i’ll hurt you… ❞ ❝ i know you like it, but i’m not… comfortable… ❞ ❝ is that… lace i see? ❞ ❝ why from behind? well… i like the thought of showing off what i got. ❞ ❝ oh my god… here? really? are you sure? ❞ ❝ do you think i could… put my fingers in your mouth? ❞ ❝ ahaha… want to make me sweat right after i showered? ❞ ❝ the sweater… do you have anything under? ❞ ❝ anything you want to do, before i get dressed? ❞ ❝ wow… aren’t you even going to touch the food first? ❞ ❝ i put this on, thinking… dessert? ❞ ❝ i… put on a little weight, but… it’s okay, right? ❞ ❝ what’s with the layers? playing hard to get~? ❞ ❝ come here… warm your hands. ❞ ❝ my marks suit you. ❞ ❝ holy shit… i love stockings. ❞ ❝ if i break them with my teeth… will you hate me? ❞ ❝ i really… want everyone to know i’m yours. ❞ ❝ i like my reflection a little more with you all over me. ❞ ❝ a—ah! a bite?! ❞ ❝ the more the merrier, don’t you think? ❞ ❝ i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. ❞ ❝ let’s climb into the backseat… ❞ ❝ oh, look! my hand fits perfectly in your back pocket! ❞ ❝ look at the mirror… don’t you look cute? i know you do… ❞

[rpmemeries]

❝Panic! At the Disco - Death of a Bachelor [Album] | Lyrics Starter:❞

Below is a generous list of quotes from ALL of the songs featured on Death of a Bachelor  - Panic! At the Disco:

Warning(s): Alcohol, Implied Self-harm, Strong Language, Emotional Pain, Drug Use, Implied Violence, Implied Nudity:

“Tonight we are victorious, champagne pouring over us.”

“There’s no you and me.”

“All you sinners stand up and sing Hallelujah.”

“Champagne, cocaine, gasoline and most things in between.”

“I know you need it. Do you feel it? Drink the water, drink the wine.”

“I’m like a scarf trick, it’s all up the sleeve.”

“Just a beachfront of bad blood and a coast that’s unclear.”

“You just might see a ghost tonight.”

“Alone at a table for two.”

“I don’t want to be afraid.”

“The cut of your love never hurts. Baby, it’s a sweet butter knife.”

“Heroes always get remembered but you know legends never die.”

“I wish that I could find my clothes.”

“If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch. Make it a good one.”

“I found a pile of Polaroids in the crates of a record shop.”

“I’m sitting pretty in my brand new scars.”

“Baby, we built this house on memories.”

“Oh, don’t you ever wonder when the light begins to fade?”

“If you go out, you might pass out in a drain pipe.”

“All the memories that we make will never change.”

“Fifty words for murder and I’m every one of them.”

“I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work.”

“You can set yourself on fire but you’re never gonna burn.”

“You got two black eyes from loving too hard.”

“You’ve been gone so long, I forgot what you feel like.”

“My touch is black and poisonous and nothing like my punch-drunk kiss.”

“Who are these people? I just woke up in my underwear.”

“All the guests at the party, they’re so insincere. They just intrude and exclude.”

“Don’t threaten me with a good time.”

“Those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me.”

“Darling, you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue.”

“Done my time and served my sentence.”

“Always on the hunt for a little more time.”

“You don’t seem to change when you stuff all of your feelings with drugs.”

“People have told me I don’t look the same. Maybe I lost weight?”

“I love the things you hate about yourself.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education.”

“Drinking white wine in the blushing light.”

“If you can’t stop shaking, lean back, let it move right through ya’.”

“What are these footprints? They don’t look very human-like.”

“I’m a scholar and a gentleman, and I don’t usually fall when I try to stand.”

“Being blue is better than being over it.”

“Time can never break your heart but it’ll take the pain away.”

“No one wants you when you have no heart.”

“These nightmares always hang on past the dream.”

“I think of you from time to time. More than I thought I would.”

“I’m taking back the crown!”

“All our friends want us to fall in love.”

“If you wanna make it through the night, you better say my name.”

“If crazy equals genius, then I’m a fucking arsonist.”

“There’s no residue of a torturer inside of your eyes.”

“I am so much more than royal.”

“There’s no good times, this impossible year.”

“We’ll stay drunk, we’ll stay tan, let the love remain.”

“Share one more drink with me.”

“I’m walking the long road, watching the sky fall.”

[rpmemeries]

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[krsa-helenoftroy]

“Are you still awake..?”

O que há de errado? -- perguntou se sentando na cama e ligando o abajur para iluminar um pouco a escuridão do quarto, sabia que o Iris não iria atrapalhar sua noite de sono se tudo estivesse ok, então o encarava com bastante atenção, pronta para ouvi-lo relatar o pior. 

[krsa-helenoftroy]

“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”

Se eu não te conhecesse, diria que está querendo um remember do natal. 

[krsa-helenoftroy]

“The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”

Esses policiais são uns babacas. -- respondeu revirando os olhos, eles sempre achavam que podiam lidar com as situações sozinhos até que saísse do controle e fosse preciso de uma ajuda maior. -- A melhor forma de se ver o que está acontecendo é dos prédios ao redor, alguém trouxe um óculos com zoom?  Precisamos também que alguém entre na mesma sintonia dos rádios dos policiais para ouvirmos o que estão falando entre si. Eu não vou pedir uma segunda vez, então se alguém tiver sugestões, é melhor falar agora. 

[krsa-helenoftroy]

“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“

A vezes as estratégias mais idiotas são as melhores, pense um pouco comigo. Eles não esperam que agentes tão aplicados como nós façamos isso, consequentemente lhes pegaremos desprevenidos e nisso temos uma vantagem. 

[krsa-helenoftroy]

helen - “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” [azula]

E quem você acha que é para ignorar as decisões que tomo sobre o meu time? Até onde eu sei, você é responsável por lidar com tecnologia, enquanto eu sou responsável pelo meu time, além de ser uma ótima estrategista. Eu não tenho tempo para dar explicações sobre sobre as minhas decisões, apenas faça o que requisitei antes que seja tarde demais. Por insubordinados assim que essa agência vira um caos. 

[krsa-helenoftroy]

[krsa-helenoftroy]

krsa-violet:

▬ O “normal” daqui é estranho. 

Estranho seria se algo aqui fosse realmente normal. 

[krsa-helenoftroy]

krsa-zombie:

Depende do ponto de vista. Talvez eu esteja apenas esperando alguém morrer para recolher a alma, não acha? 

Acho que está fazendo uma viagem perdida, me falaram que prometeram não ter mais mortes por aqui.

[krsa-helenoftroy]

*:･ﾟ✧ KRSA WATCH SMS.

GRETEL 💖: yah! não consigo me mexer com esse vestido!

GRETEL 💖: e beijar o simba deve ser nojento

GRETEL 💖: ouvi duas garotas falando que ele fica babando

GRETEL 💖: ugh, nojento

GRETEL 💖: será que meu crush beija mal também?

HELEN: Isso que dá não me levar junto para escolher!

HELEN: Ew, não esperava isso de um homão daquele

HELEN: Quem é o seu crush? Pensei que não gostava de nenhum desses plebeus.

HELEN: Podemos sequestrar umas bebidas e dar o fora daqui, o que acha?

[krsa-helenoftroy]

krsa-swan:

Disso eu entendo. Acredito que você vai ser uma boa líder, espero que tenha bastante sucesso. - desviou a atenção da loira ao ver a filha vindo em sua direção e se abaixou para pegá-la no colo - Onde você conseguiu esse doce? E cadê os seus óculos de Harry Potter? - se dirigiu a menina, antes de voltar para Helen - Você conhece a Jisoo, certo?

Muito obrigada. -- agradeceu seguindo o olhar da sênior, ver a figura vestida de harry potter a atingiu como um tapa. Sabia muito bem quem Swan era, a mãe da filha do seu ex namorado, mas no seu dia-a-dia tentava ignorar isso para que pudesse seguir com a vida normalmente sem ser abadalada, no entanto, naquele momento estava falhando em seu objetivo. Balançou levemente o a cabeça e deu um pequeno sorriso para a criança. -- Ei, pimentinha. -- desviou o olhar para a mais velha e concordou positivamente. -- Conheço sim, essa pequena adora uns balões. 

[krsa-helenoftroy]

krsa-happy:

Nossa, Helen, fiquei até assustado.

Deveria ficar de verdade, sorte sua ser bonito, me deixa com pena de estragar esse rosto.