Welcome!

We don’t make deliveries - Aimsey

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Welcome To Krystal Café’s official blog!

Silk recommended that if we were to get any official online account, it should be on Tumblr. So here we are.

The avatar image is of our cat, Enderchest.

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Hello! This is mod, and welcome to the blog! This is the text I’ll be using.

(Any description will be written like this.)

Aimsey’s Text (Rabbit hybrid, all pronouns)

Ranboo’s text (Enderian Hybrid with Midgardian blood [hasn’t realized the second part yet], he/they pronouns)

Tommy’s text (red warbler hybrid, he/him pronouns) (Note: He only has one wing on the right side of his back)

Purple’s text (species unknown, he/him pronouns) (Note, has a pair purple, transparent bee-like wings and purple antenna.)

Tubbo’s text (goat hybrid, he/him pronouns) (Note: Fireworks scar on left side of face.)

Micheal’s text (piglin, male, available for asks but please be careful since he’s only a child)

Note: In universe, the DSMP was destroyed April 10, 2023. Micheal was 3 (which is why he doesn’t remember anything from there), Aimsey was 15, Tommy Tubbo & Purpled were 16, and Ranboo was 17. Tubbo and Ranboo are married in this, same as they were in the DSMP canon. Everything playing out on the DSMP was the same, but Ranboo woke up in the new universe with the others ALIVE. Making this clear now.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

does Orpheus remind you guys of Wilbur?

I recommend not speaking that name around here again.

(Mod does not support the actions of Wilbur Soot [the character] or William Gold [the man behind the character].)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

What do you guys think of Orpheus?

He’s pretty nice. Shame what happened to his wife though. I know what that’s like…

He’s a good person.

(Micheal gives 2 thumbs up)

He’s a great guy! Even pays his rent on time.

He’s trusting. A bit too trusting for my liking, but the others like him.

… He makes good music.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

What’s the best and worst part of working in a Café?

Best part; the drama we either get told or overhear.

Worst is the entitled customers.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

What does bird-brain Tommy call everyone?

Uhhh…

I can answer this one! Or at least translate the names into English.

Ranboo’s is Oreo, Micheal’s is Feather, mine is Lambchop, Aimsey’s is Hare, and Purpled’s is Violet. If another bird hybrid says the name for someone he doesn’t have name for yet, he tends to start calling them that too.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

I was told to ask for Ranboo?

- @lyfrassir-edda-nmtp200

Yes, that’s me.

(The one standing before you is clearly Midgardian in most of their DNA. Most, because they also have their enderian genes shining through clearly in their eyes. For context, Midgardian eyes are kinda like human eyes, with a white sclera and the colour in the iris. Enderian eyes are the colour in the iris, then the sclera being a darker color than the eye colour. Ranboo has Enderian eyes, green and red instead of the usual purple though. Does Lyf know what Enderians are?)

[lyfrassir-edda-nmtp200]

Right.. my name is Lyfrassir Edda.

[Lyfrassir stares at Ranboo intently through the screen, it's honestly uncanny...]

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

…

(Ranboo has no idea what’s happening. They don’t know why they’re being called they just were.)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

I was told to ask for Ranboo?

- @lyfrassir-edda-nmtp200

Yes, that’s me.

(The one standing before you is clearly Midgardian in most of their DNA. Most, because they also have their enderian genes shining through clearly in their eyes. For context, Midgardian eyes are kinda like human eyes, with a white sclera and the colour in the iris. Enderian eyes are the colour in the iris, then the sclera being a darker color than the eye colour. Ranboo has Enderian eyes, green and red instead of the usual purple though. Does Lyf know what Enderians are?)

[lowkeyluminary]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN RP BLOG I CAN SPAM WITH ASKS

perferably WITH the blog but you guys do you

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Yeah… that’s why it’s good to have someone help with the spots you can’t reach.

- @krystal-cafe-0fficial

I can see how that’s helpful. It is very hard to reach Specific parts.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

There’s only so far one can reach.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

not me, I’m built different.

(Heracles has dislocated his own shoulder before, do not be fooled by his idiocy and confidence.)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Physically Impossible.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I’m so cool I defy the impossibilities.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Without injuring yourself, right?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

most times, sometimes my arm gets a little weird but I just pop it back in and everything is good.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s called dislocated shoulder, that counts as an injury.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

bones pop outta place all the time

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s not normal.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

it’s just how bones… bone

[spiderweb-anon]

…

Listen I know our bones are hollow but it should not dislocate that easily. They break easily, not dislocate.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I mean, my bones don’t break super easily if that helps!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

No, no it doesn’t.

(Tommy may be chaotic as sh!t but he knows his limits.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

awe :<

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

You should probably get that checked out though

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

nah, filled my quote for doctors offices for the year.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

First off, there’s no quota, only minimums,

Secondly, for yourself or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Debatableeeee oh hey I used that word correctly for once

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Were they for yourself, or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

otherssss..

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

When’s the last time you went to one for yourself?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I don’t remember!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

…

(Tommy proceeds to tell you the location of a very cheap doctors office that won’t ask any questions about where he’s from or who he is.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

The doctors are for the people who aren’t built differently.

(Heracles, no)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

They’ve worked for us, and both Ranboo and Purpled are built differently.

(That’s because the doctors don’t know what species they are.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

mmmmmmmm fine.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

(Tommy still isn’t sure he’ll go. Also, Tommy has been asked questions from the doctors a little more than the others, but he’s the only one so it’ll be fine.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Nap time.

(Heracles it’s almost 7pm-)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

It’s nearly 7pm. At this point, just sleep the whole night away.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Gotta make sure the others sleep. Certain someones don’t sleep less someone is keepin watch.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Have you tried, just, making a cuddle pile in your nest with all of them? If you wish for them to join you in your nest, that is.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I should try this- I’m going to try this.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Try it.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

BET

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

(It wasn’t a bet lmao)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

(He’s just really excited, forgot how words word.)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

(Excited bird. Also, Silk may force Arachne and Ariadne to interact cause memory loss is memory loss-ing and I’m praying it’s just a Lonely thing.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Yeah… that’s why it’s good to have someone help with the spots you can’t reach.

- @krystal-cafe-0fficial

I can see how that’s helpful. It is very hard to reach Specific parts.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

There’s only so far one can reach.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

not me, I’m built different.

(Heracles has dislocated his own shoulder before, do not be fooled by his idiocy and confidence.)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Physically Impossible.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I’m so cool I defy the impossibilities.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Without injuring yourself, right?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

most times, sometimes my arm gets a little weird but I just pop it back in and everything is good.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s called dislocated shoulder, that counts as an injury.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

bones pop outta place all the time

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s not normal.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

it’s just how bones… bone

[spiderweb-anon]

…

Listen I know our bones are hollow but it should not dislocate that easily. They break easily, not dislocate.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I mean, my bones don’t break super easily if that helps!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

No, no it doesn’t.

(Tommy may be chaotic as sh!t but he knows his limits.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

awe :<

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

You should probably get that checked out though

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

nah, filled my quote for doctors offices for the year.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

First off, there’s no quota, only minimums,

Secondly, for yourself or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Debatableeeee oh hey I used that word correctly for once

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Were they for yourself, or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

otherssss..

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

When’s the last time you went to one for yourself?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I don’t remember!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

…

(Tommy proceeds to tell you the location of a very cheap doctors office that won’t ask any questions about where he’s from or who he is.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

The doctors are for the people who aren’t built differently.

(Heracles, no)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

They’ve worked for us, and both Ranboo and Purpled are built differently.

(That’s because the doctors don’t know what species they are.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

mmmmmmmm fine.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

(Tommy still isn’t sure he’ll go. Also, Tommy has been asked questions from the doctors a little more than the others, but he’s the only one so it’ll be fine.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Nap time.

(Heracles it’s almost 7pm-)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

It’s nearly 7pm. At this point, just sleep the whole night away.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Gotta make sure the others sleep. Certain someones don’t sleep less someone is keepin watch.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Have you tried, just, making a cuddle pile in your nest with all of them? If you wish for them to join you in your nest, that is.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I should try this- I’m going to try this.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Try it.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

BET

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

(It wasn’t a bet lmao)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Yeah… that’s why it’s good to have someone help with the spots you can’t reach.

- @krystal-cafe-0fficial

I can see how that’s helpful. It is very hard to reach Specific parts.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

There’s only so far one can reach.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

not me, I’m built different.

(Heracles has dislocated his own shoulder before, do not be fooled by his idiocy and confidence.)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Physically Impossible.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I’m so cool I defy the impossibilities.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Without injuring yourself, right?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

most times, sometimes my arm gets a little weird but I just pop it back in and everything is good.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s called dislocated shoulder, that counts as an injury.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

bones pop outta place all the time

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s not normal.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

it’s just how bones… bone

[spiderweb-anon]

…

Listen I know our bones are hollow but it should not dislocate that easily. They break easily, not dislocate.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I mean, my bones don’t break super easily if that helps!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

No, no it doesn’t.

(Tommy may be chaotic as sh!t but he knows his limits.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

awe :<

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

You should probably get that checked out though

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

nah, filled my quote for doctors offices for the year.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

First off, there’s no quota, only minimums,

Secondly, for yourself or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Debatableeeee oh hey I used that word correctly for once

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Were they for yourself, or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

otherssss..

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

When’s the last time you went to one for yourself?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I don’t remember!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

…

(Tommy proceeds to tell you the location of a very cheap doctors office that won’t ask any questions about where he’s from or who he is.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

The doctors are for the people who aren’t built differently.

(Heracles, no)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

They’ve worked for us, and both Ranboo and Purpled are built differently.

(That’s because the doctors don’t know what species they are.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

mmmmmmmm fine.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

(Tommy still isn’t sure he’ll go. Also, Tommy has been asked questions from the doctors a little more than the others, but he’s the only one so it’ll be fine.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Nap time.

(Heracles it’s almost 7pm-)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

It’s nearly 7pm. At this point, just sleep the whole night away.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Gotta make sure the others sleep. Certain someones don’t sleep less someone is keepin watch.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Have you tried, just, making a cuddle pile in your nest with all of them? If you wish for them to join you in your nest, that is.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I should try this- I’m going to try this.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Try it.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Yeah… that’s why it’s good to have someone help with the spots you can’t reach.

- @krystal-cafe-0fficial

I can see how that’s helpful. It is very hard to reach Specific parts.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

There’s only so far one can reach.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

not me, I’m built different.

(Heracles has dislocated his own shoulder before, do not be fooled by his idiocy and confidence.)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Physically Impossible.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I’m so cool I defy the impossibilities.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Without injuring yourself, right?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

most times, sometimes my arm gets a little weird but I just pop it back in and everything is good.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s called dislocated shoulder, that counts as an injury.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

bones pop outta place all the time

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s not normal.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

it’s just how bones… bone

[spiderweb-anon]

…

Listen I know our bones are hollow but it should not dislocate that easily. They break easily, not dislocate.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I mean, my bones don’t break super easily if that helps!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

No, no it doesn’t.

(Tommy may be chaotic as sh!t but he knows his limits.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

awe :<

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

You should probably get that checked out though

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

nah, filled my quote for doctors offices for the year.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

First off, there’s no quota, only minimums,

Secondly, for yourself or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Debatableeeee oh hey I used that word correctly for once

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Were they for yourself, or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

otherssss..

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

When’s the last time you went to one for yourself?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I don’t remember!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

…

(Tommy proceeds to tell you the location of a very cheap doctors office that won’t ask any questions about where he’s from or who he is.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

The doctors are for the people who aren’t built differently.

(Heracles, no)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

They’ve worked for us, and both Ranboo and Purpled are built differently.

(That’s because the doctors don’t know what species they are.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

mmmmmmmm fine.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

(Tommy still isn’t sure he’ll go. Also, Tommy has been asked questions from the doctors a little more than the others, but he’s the only one so it’ll be fine.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Nap time.

(Heracles it’s almost 7pm-)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

It’s nearly 7pm. At this point, just sleep the whole night away.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Gotta make sure the others sleep. Certain someones don’t sleep less someone is keepin watch.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Have you tried, just, making a cuddle pile in your nest with all of them? If you wish for them to join you in your nest, that is.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Yeah… that’s why it’s good to have someone help with the spots you can’t reach.

- @krystal-cafe-0fficial

I can see how that’s helpful. It is very hard to reach Specific parts.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

There’s only so far one can reach.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

not me, I’m built different.

(Heracles has dislocated his own shoulder before, do not be fooled by his idiocy and confidence.)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Physically Impossible.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I’m so cool I defy the impossibilities.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Without injuring yourself, right?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

most times, sometimes my arm gets a little weird but I just pop it back in and everything is good.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s called dislocated shoulder, that counts as an injury.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

bones pop outta place all the time

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s not normal.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

it’s just how bones… bone

[spiderweb-anon]

…

Listen I know our bones are hollow but it should not dislocate that easily. They break easily, not dislocate.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I mean, my bones don’t break super easily if that helps!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

No, no it doesn’t.

(Tommy may be chaotic as sh!t but he knows his limits.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

awe :<

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

You should probably get that checked out though

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

nah, filled my quote for doctors offices for the year.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

First off, there’s no quota, only minimums,

Secondly, for yourself or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Debatableeeee oh hey I used that word correctly for once

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Were they for yourself, or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

otherssss..

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

When’s the last time you went to one for yourself?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I don’t remember!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

…

(Tommy proceeds to tell you the location of a very cheap doctors office that won’t ask any questions about where he’s from or who he is.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

The doctors are for the people who aren’t built differently.

(Heracles, no)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

They’ve worked for us, and both Ranboo and Purpled are built differently.

(That’s because the doctors don’t know what species they are.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

mmmmmmmm fine.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

(Tommy still isn’t sure he’ll go. Also, Tommy has been asked questions from the doctors a little more than the others, but he’s the only one so it’ll be fine.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Nap time.

(Heracles it’s almost 7pm-)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

It’s nearly 7pm. At this point, just sleep the whole night away.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Yeah… that’s why it’s good to have someone help with the spots you can’t reach.

- @krystal-cafe-0fficial

I can see how that’s helpful. It is very hard to reach Specific parts.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

There’s only so far one can reach.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

not me, I’m built different.

(Heracles has dislocated his own shoulder before, do not be fooled by his idiocy and confidence.)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Physically Impossible.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I’m so cool I defy the impossibilities.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Without injuring yourself, right?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

most times, sometimes my arm gets a little weird but I just pop it back in and everything is good.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s called dislocated shoulder, that counts as an injury.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

bones pop outta place all the time

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s not normal.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

it’s just how bones… bone

[spiderweb-anon]

…

Listen I know our bones are hollow but it should not dislocate that easily. They break easily, not dislocate.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I mean, my bones don’t break super easily if that helps!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

No, no it doesn’t.

(Tommy may be chaotic as sh!t but he knows his limits.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

awe :<

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

You should probably get that checked out though

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

nah, filled my quote for doctors offices for the year.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

First off, there’s no quota, only minimums,

Secondly, for yourself or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Debatableeeee oh hey I used that word correctly for once

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Were they for yourself, or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

otherssss..

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

When’s the last time you went to one for yourself?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I don’t remember!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

…

(Tommy proceeds to tell you the location of a very cheap doctors office that won’t ask any questions about where he’s from or who he is.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

The doctors are for the people who aren’t built differently.

(Heracles, no)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

They’ve worked for us, and both Ranboo and Purpled are built differently.

(That’s because the doctors don’t know what species they are.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

mmmmmmmm fine.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

(Tommy still isn’t sure he’ll go. Also, Tommy has been asked questions from the doctors a little more than the others, but he’s the only one so it’ll be fine.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Yeah… that’s why it’s good to have someone help with the spots you can’t reach.

- @krystal-cafe-0fficial

I can see how that’s helpful. It is very hard to reach Specific parts.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

There’s only so far one can reach.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

not me, I’m built different.

(Heracles has dislocated his own shoulder before, do not be fooled by his idiocy and confidence.)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Physically Impossible.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I’m so cool I defy the impossibilities.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Without injuring yourself, right?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

most times, sometimes my arm gets a little weird but I just pop it back in and everything is good.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s called dislocated shoulder, that counts as an injury.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

bones pop outta place all the time

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s not normal.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

it’s just how bones… bone

[spiderweb-anon]

…

Listen I know our bones are hollow but it should not dislocate that easily. They break easily, not dislocate.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I mean, my bones don’t break super easily if that helps!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

No, no it doesn’t.

(Tommy may be chaotic as sh!t but he knows his limits.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

awe :<

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

You should probably get that checked out though

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

nah, filled my quote for doctors offices for the year.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

First off, there’s no quota, only minimums,

Secondly, for yourself or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Debatableeeee oh hey I used that word correctly for once

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Were they for yourself, or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

otherssss..

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

When’s the last time you went to one for yourself?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I don’t remember!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

…

(Tommy proceeds to tell you the location of a very cheap doctors office that won’t ask any questions about where he’s from or who he is.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

The doctors are for the people who aren’t built differently.

(Heracles, no)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

They’ve worked for us, and both Ranboo and Purpled are built differently.

(That’s because the doctors don’t know what species they are.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Yeah… that’s why it’s good to have someone help with the spots you can’t reach.

- @krystal-cafe-0fficial

I can see how that’s helpful. It is very hard to reach Specific parts.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

There’s only so far one can reach.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

not me, I’m built different.

(Heracles has dislocated his own shoulder before, do not be fooled by his idiocy and confidence.)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Physically Impossible.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I’m so cool I defy the impossibilities.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Without injuring yourself, right?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

most times, sometimes my arm gets a little weird but I just pop it back in and everything is good.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s called dislocated shoulder, that counts as an injury.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

bones pop outta place all the time

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s not normal.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

it’s just how bones… bone

[spiderweb-anon]

…

Listen I know our bones are hollow but it should not dislocate that easily. They break easily, not dislocate.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I mean, my bones don’t break super easily if that helps!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

No, no it doesn’t.

(Tommy may be chaotic as sh!t but he knows his limits.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

awe :<

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

You should probably get that checked out though

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

nah, filled my quote for doctors offices for the year.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

First off, there’s no quota, only minimums,

Secondly, for yourself or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Debatableeeee oh hey I used that word correctly for once

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Were they for yourself, or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

otherssss..

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

When’s the last time you went to one for yourself?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I don’t remember!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

…

(Tommy proceeds to tell you the location of a very cheap doctors office that won’t ask any questions about where he’s from or who he is.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Yeah… that’s why it’s good to have someone help with the spots you can’t reach.

- @krystal-cafe-0fficial

I can see how that’s helpful. It is very hard to reach Specific parts.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

There’s only so far one can reach.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

not me, I’m built different.

(Heracles has dislocated his own shoulder before, do not be fooled by his idiocy and confidence.)

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Physically Impossible.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I’m so cool I defy the impossibilities.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Without injuring yourself, right?

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

most times, sometimes my arm gets a little weird but I just pop it back in and everything is good.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s called dislocated shoulder, that counts as an injury.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

bones pop outta place all the time

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

That’s not normal.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

it’s just how bones… bone

[spiderweb-anon]

…

Listen I know our bones are hollow but it should not dislocate that easily. They break easily, not dislocate.

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

I mean, my bones don’t break super easily if that helps!

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

No, no it doesn’t.

(Tommy may be chaotic as sh!t but he knows his limits.)

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

awe :<

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

You should probably get that checked out though

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

nah, filled my quote for doctors offices for the year.

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

First off, there’s no quota, only minimums,

Secondly, for yourself or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

Debatableeeee oh hey I used that word correctly for once

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

Were they for yourself, or others

[to-earn-my-rank-of-doctor]

otherssss..

[krystal-cafe-0fficial]

When’s the last time you went to one for yourself?