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It's pronounced "Kai-Per." He/Him or Stel/Stellar. I'm into shitposting, crying, and lusting over fictional men. (Order may very.) My askbox is always open if you have something you want to ask!

[brucebocchi]

[anniegamgee]

My wife, who has never seen Lupin III: do you think that Goemon in the bedroom does the sword thing where he unsheathes the sword real quick and objects get cut but instead of the sword he is stroking his cock real fast just once

Me, intrigued: and then he cums after a 2 second pause?

Her, shaking her head: and then LUPIN cums after a 2 second pause.

[carnadelions-deactivated2024010]

absolutely love it when people are like why do you like this fictional character so much look at all their bad qualities. my brothersister in christ their bad qualities are why i like them

[carnadelions-deactivated2024010]

"what do you see in them" only the very worst. i hope this helps

[funtergeist]

monkie blast

[hafrun]

Wayward Daughter 🌕

[backtornado]

“Kamen Rider Build will involve heated drama between men.”

[butch-king-frankenstein]

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

[miyaneatworld]

#16 If Mina actually got to marry Pocket

[miragefannumber3]

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

[pinkprettycure]

what if the more shredded they are as a human the more fat and round their tummy is as a fairy

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[beardedmrbean]

>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data

Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics, U-M study reveals

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)

An Embarrassing Mistake May Have Skewed Microplastics Research All Along

Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though

That should be enough

[sweeetestcurse]

Ma Dong-seok as Sang-hwa in Train to Busan

[kuipernebula]

if marvel loved me they'd put zodiac in the pride issue as a cameo/piece of art

it would solve nothing and would objectively be a diversity loss but also. i like him

[prokopetz]

Precision puzzle platformer where you switch back and forth between two characters to solve each screen, except the characters in question are those two guards from the Knights and Knaves puzzles, and you have to do the lying guard's portions of each screen with your controls reversed.

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

Sometimes the controls do wildly different things, too. A lie doesn't have to be "whatever the exact opposite of the truth is."

[prokopetz]

Celeste-style stage gimmick thing whereby the lying guard has a different interface screw in every level. Keeps you on your toes.

[scruffiberri]

🎶Blown by a wind of seven colors I was aiming for the faraway peak of the plateau The melody I heard before the dawn was a nostalgic song🎶

[mrhealyourgirl]

heated rivalry but make it sumo wrestling

[mrhealyourgirl]

[so-many-ocs]

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,