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[meltedmush]

Art dump!

[ratmail]

bam! angst!

more virus shen jiu au ! part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4

During Maigu Ridge when yqy apologizes (to sy) virus!sj is there with the silly lil idea is his appearance changes on how he feels so he unintentionally changes into xiao jiu

idk when sj would actually gets a body again (it'd prolly be before Maigu Ridge but shh) but i like me some angst, sue me

[piosplayhouse]

As soon as I can revive him from the dead the wedding is BACK ON !!!!

[piosplayhouse]

Seeing a lot of people in the tags looking at my account and thinking this was meant for wangxian but it's important to me that everyone understands the nuances of lan wangji my favorite boy so I must correct the narrative: lwj fully believed his love was unrequited and was fine with it, and had moved on post-wwx death keeping his memory alive. He would not have planned a wedding for when wwx came back, nor would he have specifically revived wwx to marry him, because he would always respect wwx's decision to be free and would never try to chain him to a world that hates him only to fulfill his own desires; it's important that he's eternally accepting of wwx and overjoyed at his return, but that he was not the decision maker in this case.

Luo Binghe on the other hand,

[violetdisasterzone]

are we all aware the sv jp donghua twitter account has been rp-ing Shen Yuan. this feels important enough that I need to make sure

[zykamiliah]

i was NOT aware of that 👀

[violetdisasterzone]

it's so funny. the perfect way to count down to the dub's release honestly

[zykamiliah]

complain+infodump about pidw, simping for binghe and trashtalking sqq. peak cucumber perfomance. 10/10.

[luwubinghe]

PLEASE tell me they're going to commit and rp him fucking dying 😭

[zykamiliah]

[this account will go on hiatus for five years]

[lansizhuis]

dropping by to scream about the fact that yuki kaji is going to be luo binghe’s seiyuu in the upcoming japanese dub of scum villain donghua!!!!!!!

[zeldacw]

Inspired by the white robed Hua Cheng from the new TGCF novel extra (〜￣▽￣)〜🌸 happy borth

[yea-baiyi]

ok but like imagine being hua cheng. and when you were a teenager you were trapped in a cave with your god when he got hit with sex pollen and you already felt ugly and unlovable but he stabbed himself through the gut rather than touch you and you saw him shirtless and horrifyingly that’s how you found out you were gay

and then you meet him again centuries later when you’ve grown up and become comfortable in your own skin, and you think you might be in love with him except a part of you still feels terrified that he’ll look at you and find you hideous again. but you want to trust him so you show him your real face. and. turns out he finds your adult self so hot that you make him horny for the first time in his life and he keeps doing and saying absolutely deranged things because he does not know how to cope. he panics and tries to give you, a ghost, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and while you’re lying there trying not to freak out he is beside you acting out his one man humiliation-style comedy show because he has never wanted to kiss someone before let alone fuck. he agrees to get locked in a coffin together because he never even considered the possibility that he might pop a boner except he does pop a boner and now you are stuck under him while he squirms and you are trying very hard not to think about your own boner

i don’t know how to end this post i just think that’s so funny. and they live happily ever after and have lots of gay sex. hua cheng keeps winning. slay king

[nerdismysafespace-01]

SORRY IT IS A LONG BOI

happy (belated) bday to the bestest MC Monkey D. Luffy. He’s come a long way (and so has this project goodness gracious I started last NOVEMBER)

:)

[pointdotiozao]

I started reading tgcf and thought that scene on nan yang temple was hilarious. I wanna make more drawings as I read it

[a-mere-dream]

So Shang Qinghua, right? He is the Peak Lord of An Ding. He has no peers other than the other Peak Lords, who only ever visit when they need something from him. His students come to him for questions about the quarterly imports of rice and nothing else, Mobei-jun beats him black and blue for no reason Shang Qinghua has been able to determine, and all he wants is a fucking friend.

So one night he takes a pen to paper, imagining a world where he has a companion. Someone who understands him – so they must be a transmigrator, or at least a seer. They must put up with his whining, and know things about his hobby of writing, and you know, this is wish fullfilment in the first place, so why not make them thoroughly Shang Qinghua’s type, cold and dignified.

A little embarrassed, Shang Qinghua imagines a person that could never exist in real life. Someone who would have cared about his writing. Back in his first universe the only people who read his story were the people who were there for the smut alone. Nobody else.

Maybe, he thinks shamefully, they would have even left detailed criticism. A shiver runs down his back, cheeks flushing red. Wouldn’t that have been something.

So he puts down the last words of his dumb little story and promptly passes out from exhaustion.

The next morning he wakes up to the news that Shen Qingqiu had a Qi Deviation.

(I just love the idea of Shen Yuan being another one of Shang Qinghua’s characters. Wouldn’t that be so interesting?)

[leasspell-dael]

The author expanded this: write me well by AMereDream

[whetstonefires]

see the really fun thing about luo binghe for me is we're taking the established critique of a certain style of protagonist, the guy who goes killing and fucking his way through the world, accumulating victories and treasures and bitches and wreaking deserved vengeance,

the critique of this kind of fuck-emperor (i'm told many centuries established in chinese literature) that he is very clearly miserable.

that you don't live like that unless there's a gaping hole inside you that no amount of sex or power can do anything to fill, and yet you can't find any other way to even patch it over.

and then it's like. okay so why is he like this. does he have another option. the narrative doomed him to this; he is the audience's little toy. he is the audience's collective scream. he is the cycle of abuse made flesh. he is thirteen years old forever. at what point was he still salvageable. could he have ever saved himself.

and the answer to that last one is simultaneously no, he could not, people aren't made to be alone, how can you learn to be good and happy when the world gives you nothing but pain and betrayal; everyone needs a little kindness, sometimes all anyone needs is just a little kindness. but also:

he was always the only person who could.

[mikkeneko]

#the worst thing about scum villain being a comedy is that people dont understand its a tragedy#even beyond the characters its a tragedy lamenting the glorification of tragedy to sell hypermasculinized revenge stories with shallow#rewards that dehumanize not only the women in them that are seen as prizes to be won but the men that are pushed into a ideal of#emotionless physicality that plagues genre standards - by @piosplayhouse

[artofchira]

Scum Villain Self-Saving System meets BDG’s Unraveled. It was all I could think about with Shen Qingqiu when I first read it.

[kuiqejenniferwilson]

0:02: A long time ago, there was a rag-picking god

0:06: Though that was how he was addressed,

0:09: What he protected was not just rag-pickers

0:14: But peace in the world

0:17: Because

0:18: He was also a martial god of the highest calibre

0:21: There was no demon he could not defeat

0:23: No evil he could not vanquish

0:25: (Person A) Thank you good sir

0:27: (Person B) Thank you for saving us

0:28: Priest, your temple has collapsed!

0:31: But according to legend, this rag-picking immortal has a unique feature

0:36: If you pray to him, bad luck would come to you

0:41: A long time ago, there was a red-clad ghost king

0:45: Though this ghost king was not human

0:51: He was worshipped by countless believers

0:53: Because

0:54: This ghost king had defeated thirty-three gods on record

0:55: Not only invincible

1:00: He was also unbeatably lucky

1:01: (Hua Cheng) Heh

1:02: <Gods Screaming>

1:11: But this ghost king was unpredictable in his nature

1:15: His moods were arbitrary

1:17: Best to admire him …from a distance. :/

1:21: But if you placed this god and this ghost and worshipped them together

1:25: That which rots and decays would turn into miracles!

1:28: You would have twice the level of prosperity!

1:30: Twice the invincibility in battle!

1:34: So why would such an incredulous thing happen?

1:39: This is a long, long story

1:41: So let me tell you this tale

This audio drama started 15th of July

2:19: (Xie Lian) Tian Guan Ci Fu

2:20: (Hua Cheng) Bai Wu Jin Ji

Xie Lian is voiced by Su Shangqing

Hua Cheng voiced by Chen Zhang Taikang

[kuiqejenniferwilson]

Watch "《天官赐福》广播剧·第一季·主题曲《赐我》演唱：小时姑娘" on YouTube

赐我 (Gift me) by 小时姑娘

Opening theme for audio drama

[kuiqejw]

Watch "[SVSSS] Ikanaide ft. Bingqiu" on YouTube

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

The Adventures of Big Dog the Clown, 11th February 2022

I want you all to know that I’ve buried my inbox. I’ve buried it. I held funeral rites. I gave a speech, in Welsh and English. I sang songs. I gave a beautiful eulogy. It is dead. It is gone. It has been buried, but not in dirt - it has been buried under the weight of the 657 unread messages held within.

Anyway, WELCOME BACK TO THE CIRCUS! This is the longest update I’ve yet written, because I am busy and important and haven’t had chance AND YET the clown show has been trundling on in the meantime so the tricks have piled up, lads. As ever, don’t @ me if the dates aren’t 100% accurate, I am not a trained professional and also don’t care.

So! Where did we leave off! If you’re just catching up, the original saga is here, and the last update is here. Also, @welpnotagain made a primer here for anyone confused by all the names which I hope will help, although Tumblr is a broken and barren place for coding and working links and it suddenly won’t let me go there on this laptop so soz if that doesn’t work. And, here is an extremely brief description of the political parties, if you aren’t British and don’t know what a Tory is.

ON WITH THE SHOW!

Monday 31st Jan

Let’s begin with some fun whimsy! Remember the   m a s s i v e   lorry convoy at Dover thanks to Brexit? And how lorry drivers are being forced to wait like… 14 hours in their lorries? Which has obvious enormous welfare issues because food and toilet facilities don’t exist on lorries?

Chairman of the Select Committee on Transport, Huw Merriman MP, goes to Dover and steps in human poo.

MEANWHILE, the major milestone arrives - Sue Gray finally finishes her report, and regains her work-life balance, unlike me. This is a mixed bag, actually, because we had been waiting for it with baited breath after the Met Police refused to investigate so it was going to be the only actual investigation we got; but, then the Met changed their minds when it became clear that people were starting to view them as being about as powerful as one of those paper chains of people holding hands draped in front of a charging bull, and THEN they said Sue was only allowed to make “minimal reference” to stuff they were investigating. So the report is published and you can read it yourself! But it’s diluted, and now we’re waiting for the official legal investigation. 

Keep reading

[piosplayhouse]

I keep getting notifs from people reacting to only just finding out all the batshit stuff about scum villain from my shitposts so I'm just gonna make a little list of facts about it that I hope will convince someone to read it:

- the animation adaptation is sponsored by maxi pads and ran a commercial where binghe, the main love interest, gets jealous because sqq gives his classmate maxi pads

- there's a character named six balls

- there was a webcomic adaptation but it ran for a grand total of 2 chapters (or 1, I forgot) before going on indefinite hiatus

- sqq and sqh indirectly killed each other using anon hate

- before his death, shang qinghua wrote like 100k words A DAY of really bad smut to keep the lights on

- binghe thinks his first date was when sqq got arrested and he went to visit him in prison

If anyone else has things to add please add in reblogs or in replies I'm trying to stockpile a bunch of shit that I can just whip out when trying to market sv