āWeāre supposed to be on vacation!ā
āI donāt know about you but I am having a WONDERFUL time here.ā
āYou toppled the South American government while on vacation?!ā
āYou pushed the resistance leader into a giant death trap!ā
āHe was a traitor and a scoundrel.ā
āHe was trying to stop you from killing the rest of the people!ā
āIt was horrifying- your mouth unhinged like a snake.ā
āI canāt go anywhere with you, can I.ā
āWhoa, that was a foot. I appeared to have swallowed an entire person.ā
āThat hurt my feelings, now weāre both in the wrong.ā
āI wanna go home.ā
āIām leaving!ā
āI should probably mention I filled our luggage with orphan meat.ā
āIām building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.ā
āYou know what? Forget it. Iām not even shocked anymore.ā
āI feel like Iāve been issued a challenge.ā
āI totally donāt remember your name.ā
āWeāve known each other for __ years and you donāt know my name?!ā
āThis has become the norm for you.ā
āNow that right there is a mess.ā
āThereās an impostor on the loose!ā
āIām not responsible for this. Iāve been jamming on my saxophone all morning.ā
āI just had this cleaned yesterday!ā
āThe footprints lead directly to you!ā
āItās- Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.ā
āWHATāS THAT? ITāS HARD TO HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN.ā
āWhoās laughing? Clearly not all the people whoāve just exploded.ā
āIām leaving, Iāve had enough of this.ā
āFriendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together.ā
āWell⦠youāre probably not gonna like your birthday present.ā
āIām sorry, I thought you liked dead bodies! Clearly there has been a miscommunication.ā
āYouāre right, itās not nearly as tasteful as I pictured it inside my head.ā
āI think Iām gonna throw u- Oh God, one touched me.ā
āThatās not the problem! What made you think any of this was a good idea?!ā
āI donāt understand how you keep forgetting that Iām a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.ā
āI know youāve done SOMETHING.ā
āYouāve always done something- itās a lovely day out, weāre having a good time, what did you do?ā
āWhatever do you mean? Youāre mistaking me for some sort of a scoundrel.ā
āI may have created a crack in space-time⦠through which to collect baby hands.ā
āI donāt understand how or why you do anything.ā
āI know itās fucked, but after the last time with the nuke and the faces⦠I⦠think I was expecting worse.āĀ