Ancient mischief

A liminal ritual performer deposited directly into fandom trash.

[catchymemes]

[myhairfeelsnice]

Went to Hilda af Klimt at grand palais and still daydreaming about it

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[foone]

The one thing no one warned me about polyamory was how much more hard drive space you need

[foone]

the problem with gatcha game pornography is the same as people not understanding capitalism

[foone]

Tumblr: yeah sorry we banned some trans people

Transfems: no, you banned transfems. Transmascs aren't getting banned at the same rate as transfems, stop lying!

Tumblr: OK SURE WE'LL FIX THAT

Tumblr: *bans Salem*

[foone]

Staff: oh, the mass banning of a bunch of trans women was just a mistake, while we were reverting the Every Reblog is A New Post change, someone accidentally pressed one of the many buttons we have which trigger our fully automatic Tranny Banning System, which we have for very legitimate reasons as I'm sure you understand.

[foone]

some of my OCs are trans but I don't know their deadnames. that's personal, they don't need to tell me that

[3liza]

we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

[adhdo5]

Also I have to say JGY didn't even seduce anyone. He was just networking. The problem is he was a handsome, sweet, competent, hardworking, and compassionate man with a mysterious backstory and an undeniable pathos and he was dropped in the middle of a bunch of variably idealistic repressed nobles who had scarcely been shown real affection a day in their lives in the middle of everybody involved's coming of age arc. Of course everyone wanted him on the basis of his enchantingly written college admissions essay. What else were they supposed to do.

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[naamahdarling]

The insane surreality of having once been in the depths of this building and having gone down the same hall, but as a normal person totally unaffiliated with the organization, and being weirded out about it again, because it was a weird fuckin experience.

[rubacmk]

⚔️Egg knight⚔️

[whiskered]

I said “I know you can only sign one thing but can you please sign my ticket too? I can’t show the flag to my parents” They signed both, then Dan smiled and said “one day” x x

[whiskered]

terrible influence tour update: told them how much this meant to me and that I was glad they got to have their own “one day”s 🥹 I said I haven’t had my one day moment yet and Dan said “we relate to that don’t worry” and so I got Dan to write it for me (and Phil drew a smiley!) so I can get it tatted 🥰 also somehow they signed 3 things this time around and I didn’t even notice

[lotuswlw]

picture in mdzs zine. I draw each work for a long time, and I have little time, so I can rarely draw my favorite unpopular all pairings, but a collection on the general theme of the fandom gave me more space and I am very happy. before drawing this illustration, I visited a museum, so I acquired a little skill in greenery

[lotuswlw]

give the guy some happiness

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.