Pat, Pat, Patu.

I find my sense of humor hilarious and run this blog to remind me of it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) personal: drunaway

[tastefullyoffensive]

So yea, this meme has been making the rounds and it turns out it is not BS. More here.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

One of my favourite headlines about the Corona Virus in Germany is how the participants of Big Brother have no idea what’s going on. They moved in on February 6 and haven’t had access to any news since then. And nobody is allowed to tell them.

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

[froginakettle]

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

[just-shower-thoughts]

heat, pressure and time can both make a diamand and a waffle.

[vedurnan-archive]

[funny-ape]

burgers that steal your IQ points

[thrussy]

Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

[casualhottubharmony]

look out shes got a jun!

[disabledpaladin]

don’t joot!

[tryclops]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

One of the world’s most ‘developed’ countries, everyone

[samlickereightyone]

[brutol]

im going to bed for a week

Straight boys be like

[squidfuckr]

“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

[thetowndrugdealer]

*sucks guys dick* *dies of nut allergy*

[archivemol]

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

[applecranberry-deactivated20170]

now I do

[gaaraofsburbia]

#the answer to a question i never asked

[feistiest]

yo treasure planet was literally the best 2d disney film ever made like the setting? the colors? the flawless transition? the gorgeous world building? the three dimensional characters? a main character who’s never pressured to get into anything remotely close to romance? complex relationships? an antagonist who has layers to his character? the soundtrack? i could go the FUCK on,

[feistiest]

PLUS THIS SCENE?

[feistiest]

AND THIS????

[ampervadasz]

:DD

[ajidhaka]

UNMUTE THIS IM BEGGING YOU

[followerofmercy]

I want to be like her so badly

[followerofmercy]

Reblogging again because I can’t get over that the kids are like ‘eh’ while the teens go ape

[katjohnadams]

holy fuck

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

when they text u first 😍🥰

[surreal--memes]

[whitepeopletwitter]