*Moonwalks into your asks* 🕺 If you're still taking Reservoir dogs requests, could I get something similar to that Eddie realizing his crush on the reader who just joined the gang with all the dogs, or if you want a specific one maybe pink or brown? I love your work!
thank you so much love!!!! i’m quite happy to oblige *tips hat*
SUMMARY: headcanons for some smitten dogs!
WARNINGS: mature themes
PINK
when pink realizes he likes you, it happens subconsciously at first, he doesn't even register
you two are assigned to travel with each other on a job and you stop at the diner, of course
usually he’s all talk, the man won’t stop talking! but with you? his cigarette ash is practically running away from him he’s so invested in you, he wishes he could get your name
he’s got his chin in his palm, the smoke all skinny and winding up and up past his head, his eyes soft and you think (?) he could be (?) smiling (?)
you think to tell him his ash is a mile long, but…he’s kinda cute like this
and the biggest tell all… say it with me now
he TIPS!!! you go to put your cash down and there goes his hand reaching over yours
“nah, i’ll get it” he says and ushers you to put away your wallet but also if you bring it up to anyone else he'll kill you
BROWN
brown gets so flustered and excited around you it starts to make you feel oddly special
when another dog starts to talk over you in a meeting, brown shuts them up QUICK
in fact, he’ll have all eyes ears and nose on you,
suddenly he feels like the dumbest guy in the room because everything that comes out of your mouth is shit he’s never even heard of before
and he likes that. he likes how smart you are
you’ll know he really likes you when he starts talking about real person stuff
but mundane stuff, stuff that’ll get you distracted if you’re talking about it on a job like a movie he just caught at the theater two nights ago
you start to swap movies via VHS tapes, coming to and leaving from meetings with handfuls of films, and the rest is history
WHITE
why is this man opening your car door for you?
he’s pulling your chair out at restaurants, in FRONT of the other dogs
he’s eyeing you as you sit alone in the backseat as he drives, probably has pink in the passenger since he was being a hardass about not moving for you and he’s smiling all the way up to his eyes
soon he only wants to hear your advice
“i dunno, it's a tough job… what do you think?”
“was i asking you, asshole?” when another dog tries to butt in and give his 2 cents
when the dogs ask him why he’s so fired up over it, he gives an exasperated shrug
he just respects you……and also wants you saying his real name
ORANGE
freddy…freddy freddy. you’re at his apartment allll the time
you shouldn’t be? it’s against the rules? but he keeps inviting you?
and now you’ve seen every comic book in his collection. including the ones still in plastic
and he runs through every persona he has, so you hear the most mindblowing stories; you can't even believe they're real
and he can't believe he's lying to you…he starts to learn that he cares about you more than to lie. but at that point it's so deep
he always makes sure to sit next to you at the diner or at the bar and he buys most of your drinks. at this point you’re almost always on the same tab
one night after a night out with the dogs, he walks you to HIS car because of course he drove you there himself and gets up the courage to giggly ask if you wanna come back to his………….
BLONDE
the word crush makes him feel like he’s such a pussy but this man is crushing!!!!
you know how him and eddie wrestle?
expect a bit of play fighting here and there (it starts honestly as like playful shoving every now and again when you make a jabbing joke), he likes to test how strong you are compared to him
most times he can have you twisted up in mere milliseconds which he’s soooo amused by
gets so pissy when you’re not around. he’ll like actively check his watch when the dogs are out somewhere hoping it’ll just be anyyyy moment now before your pretty self turns up
the biggest giveaway is that he’s constantly checking you out
it’s flattering most of the time until he’s flustering you with comments too
little whispers only you can hear and it should stay that way because if joe finds out omg
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